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-{{Transcript-cleanup}}
 {{EpisodeTr/114b}}
 {{L|''[The New Adventures of, then Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy show up on a TV screen via flipping towards the screen]''}}
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 {{L|Mermaid Man|Whoa! ''[Man Ray knocks the two heroes over with the bubble]''}}
 {{L|Man Ray|''[Laughs evilly]''}}
-{{L|Mermaid Man|STOP! ''[The heroes fire lasers at Man Ray, but miss him due to the bubble]''}}
+{{L|Mermaid Man|Stop! ''[The heroes fire lasers at Man Ray, but miss him due to the bubble]''}}
 {{L|Man Ray|''[Laughs evilly]'' Thanks for making this easy. Till next time! ''[Laughs evilly, and floats away]''}}
-{{L|Narrator|You just enjoyed another exciting episode of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Brought to you by...''[cuts to a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy comic book]''...the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy book!}}
+{{L|Narrator|You just enjoyed another exciting episode of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Brought to you by... ''[cuts to a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy comic book]'' ...the new Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy book!}}
 {{L|Patrick and SpongeBob|''[hug each other and gasp]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|For the first time, we learn about these legendary superheroes' origins, and their rise to stardom. Tomorrow, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy will appear in the flesh signing their new books!}}
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 {{L|Narrator|Don't delay! Arrive early to make sure you get your copy signed! Doors open at 8 a.m.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oh, boy! We're gonna get our books signed and then we're gonna meet Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and then we're gonna shake their hands and then they're gonna sign our books!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM!...I can't.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|There's only one problem! ...I can't.}}
 {{L|Patrick|What do you mean? ''[Drops SpongeBob]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I'll be in boating school at 8 a.m. tomorrow.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Oh, well, can't you just skip a day? Just call in sick. Always works for Squidward.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|And tarnish my reputation of never missing one day of school? I couldn't. Besides, that would be lying. And lying is wrong.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Okay. Hmm...oh, I know! What are those things you use when...after you eat, you need to take a...}}
+{{L|Patrick|Okay. Hmm... oh, I know! What are those things you use when... after you eat, you need to take a...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Take a...take a bathroom break!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh! Take a... take a bathroom break!}}
 {{L|Patrick|That's the one! Why don't you take a bathroom break tomorrow, sneak out the window, get your book signed, and sneak back into class! It wouldn't take long at all!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|But what if I don't need to use the bathroom?}}
 {{L|Patrick|OH! There's always the catch. ''[Speaks gibberish, and walks into the kitchen]'' I need brain fuel! Ah! SpongeBob, how am I gonna feed my brain when all you have is your fancy bubbly water? Well, it'll have to do. ''[Takes a bottle, and chugs it down, takes two other bottles]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, is this really neces—Patrick: --SARY?! Yes, it is! ''[Drinks the two bottles he took, camera cuts to Patrick's insides, and shows the water filling up his body as he drinks]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, is this really neces—}}
+{{L|Patrick|—sary? Yes, it is! ''[Drinks the two bottles he took, camera cuts to Patrick's insides, and shows the water filling up his body as he drinks]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Nothing. Nothing.''[Light bulb pops by his head]'' That's it!}}
 {{L|Patrick|What? ''[Burps]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I won't go to the bathroom till tomorrow. And when I have to go, I'll really have to...''[changes position like he needs to go to the bathroom]''...GO. ''[Laughs. Bubble transition to boating school]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I won't go to the bathroom till tomorrow. And when I have to go, I'll really have to... ''[changes position like he needs to go to the bathroom]'' ...go. ''[Laughs. Bubble transition to boating school]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Can anyone tell me what the hand signal is for a left turn? ''[Sees SpongeBob, who is groaning and holding his pee and even curling up his legs]'' Something the matter, SpongeBob?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Nneee just a little...WOO! WOO! I gotta nnnnn gotta go to the...}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nneee just a little... woo! Woo! I gotta, nnnnn, gotta go to the...}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|I'd say so. ''[Holds up the bathroom key]'' Here. ''[Close up to the bathroom key]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|THE BATHROOM KEY!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|The bathroom key!}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|And make sure you return that bathroom key to my desk, or you're in big trouble mister.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Nnnnn thank you, Mrs. Puff. nnnnn ''[Squirms toward Mrs. Puff]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Nnnnn, thank you, Mrs. Puff. Nnnnn... ''[Squirms toward Mrs. Puff]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|And hurry back. No dilly-dallying.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs the key]'' Thanks. Will do. nnnnn ''[Exits boating school. Bubble transition to Near Mint Comic Books]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grabs the key]'' Thanks. Will do. Nnnnn... ''[Exits boating school. Bubble transition to Near Mint Comic Books]''}}
 {{L|Barnacle Boy|''[Finishing up signing a book for a young fish]'' There you are, young man.}}
-{{L|Fish|Oh, boy. Signed by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Now I shall be the envy of the Superhero Fan Club! Ohhh...''[walks away]''}}
+{{L|Fish|Oh, boy. Signed by Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Now I shall be the envy of the Superhero Fan Club! Ohhh... ''[walks away]''}}
 {{L|Barnacle Boy|Next.}}
 {{L|Mermaid Man|Boy, I sure do like signing books. What's this for again?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, will you sign our books?}}
-{{L|Barnacleboy|Of course. ''[Takes books. Patrick and SpongeBob excitedly speak gibberish together]''}}
+{{L|Barnacle Boy|Of course. ''[Takes books. Patrick and SpongeBob excitedly speak gibberish together]''}}
 {{L|Barnacle Boy|There you go.}}
-{{L|Patrick and SpongeBob|THANK YOU!!}}
+{{L|Patrick and SpongeBob|Thank you!}}
 {{L|Barnacle Boy|Anytime, boys.}}
 {{L|Mermaid Man|And remember, stay on the path of evil!}}
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 {{L|''[A crowd begins to gather around the scene]''}}
 {{L|Dale|Hey, man! I haven't done nothing!}}
-{{L|Police fish|Oh, yeah? What have you got in there? ''[Police pulls out candy from Dale's shirt pocket]'' Quasi Gummy Chewy Candy Fish. Is this how you have fun? By eating your own kind? Scum like you make me sick. CUFF HIM!}}
+{{L|Police fish|Oh, yeah? What have you got in there? ''[Police pulls out candy from Dale's shirt pocket]'' Quasi-Gummy Chewy Candy Fish. Is this how you have fun? By eating your own kind? Scum like you make me sick. Cuff him!}}
 {{L|''[Another police fish approaches Dale and clutches handcuffs around Dale's wrists, which are now behind his back. Dale is escorted away from the scene]''}}
 {{L|Gray Fish|That's a shame what happened to Dale. We were classmates back in boating school. He used to be a good student, until he started cutting class. Ever since then, he's led the lonely life of a criminal.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|C-c-c-c...''[pulls his bottom eyelids down]''...CRIMINAL?!? ''[Lets go of eyelids]'' I gotta go back to class! ''[Runs in circles, and runs away upside down]'' I can't be a ditcher! ''[Runs into volleyball game, is accidentally involved as the volleyball, ends up in the road and is run over by an old roller blader, he struggles to find his body, until only his legs are missing, he sees his legs running, pants to catch up with them and jumps into them]'' Almost there. Just have to get past the...''[skids to a halt]''...Bikini Bottom Hug Fest?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|C-c-c-c... ''[pulls his bottom eyelids down]'' ...criminal? ''[Lets go of eyelids]'' I gotta go back to class! ''[Runs in circles, and runs away upside down]'' I can't be a ditcher! ''[Runs into volleyball game, is accidentally involved as the volleyball, ends up in the road and is run over by an old roller blader, he struggles to find his body, until only his legs are missing, he sees his legs running, pants to catch up with them and jumps into them]'' Almost there. Just have to get past the... ''[skids to a halt]'' ...Bikini Bottom Hug Fest?}}
-{{L|Sadie|Aww...does someone need a hug?}}
+{{L|Sadie|Aww... does someone need a hug?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, no, no...}}
 {{L|Sadie|''[Hugs SpongeBob]'' Don't fight the love, kid.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Miss, if you don't let me go right now, I might have to turn into a criminal! ''[Squeezes out of Sadie's grip, and rolls away]'' WHAAA!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Miss, if you don't let me go right now, I might have to turn into a criminal! ''[Squeezes out of Sadie's grip, and rolls away]'' Whaaa!}}
 {{L|Sadie|''[gasps]'' That sounded like a threat!}}
 {{L|Harold|I am so sorry. ''[Hugs Sadie as she may begin weeping. Cut to SpongeBob, still rolling]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[speaks gibberish, and falls off a cliff]'' WHOA! ''[lands in blue gunk, camera pans out to show surroundings, as well as the sign to show where he is]'' The tar pits? ''[sinks]'' AHHH! I'm sinking! ''[spits out tar]'' Well, I guess this is the end, SquarePants. But like the old saying goes, "Better to end up sinking into a prehistoric lake of tar, then to turn to a life of crime!" Goodbye, world. Goodbye, Mrs. Puff. I'll always cherish those last kind words that you said to me.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[speaks gibberish, and falls off a cliff]'' Whoa! ''[lands in blue gunk, camera pans out to show surroundings, as well as the sign to show where he is]'' The tar pits? ''[sinks]'' Ah! I'm sinking! ''[spits out tar]'' Well, I guess this is the end, SquarePants. But like the old saying goes, "Better to end up sinking into a prehistoric lake of tar, then to turn to a life of crime!" Goodbye, world. Goodbye, Mrs. Puff. I'll always cherish those last kind words that you said to me.}}
 {{L|''[thinks]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Make sure you return that bathroom key to my desk or you're in big trouble mister.}}
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 {{L|Mrs. Puff|I haven't the foggiest idea what you're going on about, SpongeBob, but I don't have time for it. I've got my own problems. ''[Two police officers show up behind her, and cuff her]'' Johnny Law finally caught up to me for ditching jury duty. Let this be a lesson to you, SpongeBob...never ditch.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Okay, Mrs. Puff. I'll never ditch again! I promise.}}
-{{L|Mrs. Puff|That's a good boy, SpongeBob. Never di… Again?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "AGAIN"?!? ''[Bus drives away]''}}
+{{L|Mrs. Puff|That's a good boy, SpongeBob. Never di... Again?! What do you mean, again? ''[Bus drives away]''}}