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 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, you know how to play this game?}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[shrugs]''}}
-{{L|Harold|They never ever thought the one who's giving a name on it. I been trying for so the first Dalmatian puppy barks like a maned wolf pup. Nearly Starter#1 and I still don't have a name.}}
 {{L|Sandy|''[serves birdie]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Is this the one when the lowest score wins? ''[Sets racquet outward, birdie bounces off it, Sandy tries to save, but birdie lands right by her racquet]''}}
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 {{L|''[Another police fish approaches Dale and clutches handcuffs around Dale's wrists, which are now behind his back. Dale is escorted away from the scene]''}}
 {{L|Gray Fish|That's a shame what happened to Dale. We were classmates back in boating school. He used to be a good student, until he started cutting class. Ever since then, he's led the lonely life of a criminal.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|C-c-c-c... ''[pulls his bottom eyelids down]'' ...criminal!? ''[A woman's scream is heard off-screen in horror of this. Lets go of eyelids]'' I gotta go back to class! ''[Runs in circles, and runs away upside down]'' I can't be a ditcher! ''[Runs into volleyball game, is accidentally involved as the volleyball]'', I have ended up in the road and is run over by an old roller blader, I struggled to find his body, until only my legs are missing, he sees his legs running, pants to catch up with them the kids get it a threat of crime! Almost there. Just have to get past the... ''[skids to a halt]'' ...Bikini Bottom Hug Fest?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|C-c-c-c... ''[pulls his bottom eyelids down]'' ...criminal!? ''[A woman's scream is heard off-screen in horror of this. Lets go of eyelids]'' I gotta go back to class! ''[Runs in circles, and runs away upside down]'' I can't be a ditcher! ''[Runs into volleyball game, is accidentally involved as the volleyball, ends up in the road and is run over by an old roller blader, he struggles to find his body, until only his legs are missing, he sees his legs running, pants to catch up with them and jumps into them]'' Almost there. Just have to get past the... ''[skids to a halt]'' ...Bikini Bottom Hug Fest?}}
 {{L|Sadie|Aww... does someone need a hug?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, no, no, no...}}
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 {{L|Sadie|''[gasps]'' That sounded like a threat!}}
 {{L|Harold|I am so sorry. ''[Hugs Sadie as she may begin weeping. Cut to SpongeBob, still rolling]''}}
-{{L|Sadie|Hey! That's my water buffalo! Where's my water buffalo! You gotta say everyone's got a water buffalo and everyone does not have this water buffalo!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[speaks gibberish, and falls off a cliff]'' Whoa! ''[lands in blue gunk, camera pans out to show surroundings, as well as the sign to show where he is]'' The tar pits? ''[sinks]'' Ah! I'm sinking! ''[spits out tar]'' Well, I guess this is the end, SquarePants. But like the old saying goes, "Better to end up sinking into a prehistoric lake of tar, then to turn to a life of crime!" Goodbye, world. Goodbye, Mrs. Puff. I'll always cherish those last kind words that you said to me.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[speaks gibberish, and falls off a cliff]'' Whoa! ''[lands in blue gunk, camera pans out to show surroundings, as well as the sign to show where he is]'' The tar pits? ''[sinks]'' Ah! I'm sinking! ''[spits out tar]'' Well, I guess this is the end of that SquarePants. But like the Oldestly Tortoises' saying goes, "Better to end up sinking into a prehistoric lake of tar, then to turn to a life of crime!" Goodbye, universe}}.
-{{L|Harold|Goodbye, Sponge. Goodbye, Hat. I'll always cherish those last kind words that you said to me.}}
 {{L|''[thinks]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. Puff|Make sure you return that bathroom key to my desk or you're in big trouble mister!}}