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{{L|Mrs. Puff|But I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake! ''[this triggers some other woman prisoners to complain about their not belonging here too. Puff walks over and sits down on the bed]'' Ok, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see...I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob...no more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob, no more company perplex, no more SpongeBob... ''[gets into bed]'' ...no more road rage, no more SpongeBob, no more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob, no more SpongeBob, no more SpongeBob, no more SpongeBob! ''[sighs]'' I think I'm gonna like this place. ''[scene cuts to her boating school]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|But I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake! ''[this triggers some other woman prisoners to complain about their not belonging here too. Puff walks over and sits down on the bed]'' Ok, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see...I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob...no more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob, no more company perplex, no more SpongeBob... ''[gets into bed]'' ...no more road rage, no more SpongeBob, no more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob, no more SpongeBob, no more SpongeBob, no more SpongeBob! ''[sighs]'' I think I'm gonna like this place. ''[scene cuts to her boating school]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Class just isn't the same without Mrs. Puff. Just the thought of her alone and afraid in jail makes me think about her being alone and afraid in jail. I don't know how she's going to survive. ''[scene cuts to Mrs Puff doing a bunch of chores.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Class just isn't the same without Mrs. Puff. Just the thought of her alone and afraid in jail makes me think about her being alone and afraid in jail. I don't know how she's going to survive. ''[scene cuts to Mrs Puff doing a bunch of chores.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Smelling the pretty roses.... life is just two kinds of ice creeeeam! ''[cuts back to SpongeBob]''}} {{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Smelling the pretty roses.... life is just two kinds of ice creeeeam! ''[cuts back to SpongeBob]''}} {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, that poor woman. And it's all my fault. Maybe if I go talk to Patrick, he can ease my guilt. ''[scene cuts to the outside of Patrick's rock]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well it sounds like it's all your fault.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, it sounds like it's all your fault.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! Mrs. Puff's in jail and it's all because of me! I'm such a barnacle head! ''[Patrick takes one of his dots and puts it in place of his nose]'' Poor Mrs. Puff. I know, I gotta get her out! But to get her out of jail, first we gotta get in jail.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! Mrs. Puff's in jail and it's all because of me! I'm such a barnacle head! ''[Patrick takes one of his dots and puts it in the place of his nose]'' Poor Mrs. Puff. I know, I gotta get her out! But to get her out of jail, first we gotta get in jail.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|How are we gonna do that? ''[scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}} | {{L|Patrick|How are we gonna do that? ''[scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[SpongeBob is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag facing the wrong way]'' PUT IT IN!!!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[SpongeBob is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing the wrong way]'' PUT IT IN!!!}} | ||
{{L|Bank Teller|Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.}} | {{L|Bank Teller|Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around then laughs]'' ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY!}} | ||
{{L|Bank Teller|Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?}} | {{L|Bank Teller|Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, savings.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, savings.}} | ||
{{L|Bank Teller|May I please see some identification?}} | {{L|Bank Teller|May I please see some identification?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[takes out a card and gives it to the bank teller]'' Here ya go.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[takes out a card and gives it to the bank teller]'' Here ya go.}} | ||
{{L|Bank Teller|Thank you. ''[SpongeBob's Jellyfishers Club Membership card is shown. SpongeBob lifts up the sock on his head and gives Patrick a thumbs up]'' Sir, we are | {{L|Bank Teller|Thank you. ''[SpongeBob's Jellyfishers Club Membership card is shown. As the bank teller types on the cash register, SpongeBob lifts up the sock on his head and gives Patrick a thumbs up]'' Sir, we are showing a balance of $0.00 for both of your accounts.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh.}} | ||
{{L|Bank Teller|Next! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the bank]''}} | {{L|Bank Teller|Next! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the bank]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, it must be the heat. Yes. ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, it must be the heat. Yes. ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn it! Ok, Patrick, let's get out of here. ''[a woman prisoner walks over]'' No, wait! ''[she smashes the two rocks into pieces]'' There goes our deposit on these costumes. ''[scene cuts to lunchtime where Mrs. Puff is serving chili to the prisoners. A woman, with a deep voice, walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Darn it! Ok, Patrick, let's get out of here. ''[a woman prisoner walks over]'' No, wait! ''[she smashes the two rocks into pieces]'' There goes our deposit on these costumes. ''[scene cuts to lunchtime where Mrs. Puff is serving chili to the prisoners. A woman, with a deep voice, walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}} | ||
{{L|Woman|Hey there, Puff | {{L|Woman|Hey there, Puff Mama. What's today's grub?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hi, Donna. It's chili, same as always. Let me get you some. ''[scoops up SpongeBob's nose]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Hi, Donna. It's chili, same as always. Let me get you some. ''[scoops up SpongeBob's nose]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, it's me, SpongeBob!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, it's me, SpongeBob!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|But why?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But why?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad]'' ...uranium in the water supply. ''[she whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[she drinks it]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad]'' ...uranium in the water supply. ''[she whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[she drinks it]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live in the outside world. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to a man in traffic then at his desk at work then staring out his bedroom window]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live in the outside world. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to a man in traffic then at his desk at work and then staring out his bedroom window]''}} | ||
{{L|Woman|Coming to bed, honey?}} | {{L|Woman|Coming to bed, honey?}} | ||
{{L|Man|Yes, dear. ''[scene cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|Man|Yes, dear. ''[scene cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We've got to remind her that there is a life other than this. Mrs. Puff, if you come with us, I'll stay after school and decorate the whole classroom.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We've got to remind her that there is a life other than this. Mrs. Puff, if you come with us, I'll stay after school and decorate the whole classroom.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|For the last time, no! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick disappear inside the chili as a guard walks up]'' I'm not going with you and that's final! ''[notices the guard]'' Oh. ''[laughs nervously]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|For the last time, no! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick disappear inside the chili as a guard walks up]'' I'm not going with you and that's final! ''[notices the guard]'' Oh. ''[laughs nervously]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you. ''[Mrs. Puff walks off. SpongeBob and Patrick watch her. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff burning coal into wire hangers until SpongeBob and Patrick come down the conveyor belt]''}} | {{L|Guard #1|Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you. ''[Mrs. Puff walks off sad. SpongeBob and Patrick watch her. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff burning coal into wire hangers until SpongeBob and Patrick come down the conveyor belt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Mrs. Puff, hop on!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Mrs. Puff, hop on!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards! Guards, come quick. ''[The guards run over to her]'' There's a crazed ex-student of mine and his overweight friend here to break me out!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards! Guards, come quick. ''[The guards run over to her]'' There's a crazed ex-student of mine and his overweight friend here to break me out!}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|That's just raw material used to make coat hangers. You need some rest. ''[Grunts as he pushes the level down, | {{L|Guard #1|That's just raw material used to make coat hangers. You need some rest. ''[Grunts as he pushes the level down, squishing SpongeBob and Patrick, which fills the room with steam. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff brushing her teeth. SpongeBob and Patrick come up from the toilet]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Psst! ''[Mrs. Puff screams]'' Hop in, Mrs. Puff.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Psst! ''[Mrs. Puff screams]'' Hop in, Mrs. Puff.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards! Guards, come look! ''[guard runs over and sees SpongeBob and Patrick in the toilet | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards! Guards, come look! ''[guard runs over and sees SpongeBob and Patrick in the toilet]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|Whoa. They don't pay me enough to do this job. ''[ | {{L|Guard #1|Whoa. They don't pay me enough to do this job. ''[The guard flushes the toilet. Cuts to Mrs. Puff in her bed. SpongeBob and Patrick peek from the top bunk]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, up here.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, up here.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards, guards! They're back! ''[two guards walk up]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards, guards! They're back! ''[two guards walk up]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|They're back! ''[guards remove their heads showing them as SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|They're back! ''[guards remove their heads showing them as SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Mrs. Puff, it's us! ''[both wink and give her a thumbs up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|Mrs. Puff, it's us! ''[both wink and give her a thumbs up]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[screams and cries as the real two guards run up]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|What the barnacle is going on?}} | {{L|Guard #1|What the barnacle is going on?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Get away from me! Get away!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Get away from me! Get away!}} | ||
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