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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! Mrs. Puff's in jail and it's all because of me! I'm such a barnacle head! ''[Patrick takes one of his dots and puts it in the place of his nose]'' Poor Mrs. Puff. I know, I gotta get her out! But to get her out of jail, first we gotta get in jail.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! Mrs. Puff's in jail and it's all because of me! I'm such a barnacle head! ''[Patrick takes one of his dots and puts it in the place of his nose]'' Poor Mrs. Puff. I know, I gotta get her out! But to get her out of jail, first we gotta get in jail.}}
{{L|Patrick|How are we gonna do that? ''[scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}}
{{L|Patrick|How are we gonna do that? ''[scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[SpongeBob is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing the wrong way]'' PUT IT IN!!!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[SpongeBob is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing the wrong way. He yells]'' PUT IT IN!!!}}
{{L|Bank Teller|Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.}}
{{L|Bank Teller|Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around then laughs]'' ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around then laughs. Yells again]'' '''ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY!!!}}''''''Bold text'''
{{L|Bank Teller|Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?}}
{{L|Bank Teller|Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, savings.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, savings.}}
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|He's right, SpongeBob. I'm staying.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|He's right, SpongeBob. I'm staying.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But why?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But why?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad]'' ...uranium in the water supply. ''[she whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[she drinks it]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad. He is sniffling as a single teardrop falls from his eye]'' ...uranium in the water supply. ''[she whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[she guzzles the water and tosses away the glass]''Aahhhh!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live in the outside world. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic then at his desk at work and then staring out his bedroom window]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live in the outside world. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic then at his desk at work and then staring out his bedroom window]''}}
{{L|Woman|Coming to bed, honey?}}
{{L|Woman|Coming to bed, honey?}}
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{{L|Officer Malley|Freeze! Your joyride's over, punk. ''[police officers walk over]''}}
{{L|Officer Malley|Freeze! Your joyride's over, punk. ''[police officers walk over]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! What? ''[policemen grab SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! What? ''[policemen grab SpongeBob]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! What are you doing? Help! Help! No, no, please! I have a snail to feed! I can't go to jail now! This is not a good time! No, please, please! I'm not a criminal! ''[They throw him into the back of the police car then drive off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No! What are you doing? Help! Help! [As the officers carry him to the jail vehicle, he kicks his legs.] No, no, please! I have a snail to feed! I can't go to jail now! This is not a good time! No, please, please! I'm not a criminal! ''[They throw him into the back of the police car then drive off]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I can't believe it. It was all a dream. I'm not going to jail!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I can't believe it. It was all a dream. I'm not going to jail!}}
{{L|Officer Malley|Why would you go to jail? You already did your time. ''[zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes with a ball chained to her ankle. She screams as the scene goes back to her screaming while the boat is in mid-air]''}}
{{L|Officer Malley|Why would you go to jail? You already did your time. ''[zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes with a ball chained to her ankle. She screams as the scene goes back to her screaming while the boat is in mid-air]''}}

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