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{{L|Mrs. Puff|But I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|But I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake!}}
{{L|Prisoner 1|Yeah, I don't belong here, either!}}
{{L|Prisoner 1|Yeah, I don't belong here, either!}}
{{L|Prisoner 2|Me, too! I'm innocent!}}
{{L|Prisoner 2|Me too! I'm innocent!}}
{{L|Prisoner 3|''[yelling in a butch Southern drawl] I'' belong here! ''[this triggers some other prisoners to complain about their not belonging here too. Puff walks over and sits down on the bed]''}}
{{L|Prisoner 3|''[yelling in a butch Southern drawl] I'' belong here! ''[this triggers some other prisoners to complain about their not belonging here too. Puff walks over and sits down on the bed]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see...I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... ''[Mrs. Puff's brain clicks and a sonar ping is heard]''...No more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob! No more company potlucks, no more SpongeBob! ''[gets into bed]'' ...No more road rage, no more SpongeBob! No more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob! ''[laughing]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[screaming maniacally]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[sighs]'' I think I'm going to like this place. ''[scene cuts to her boating school, which is deserted and dusty, with SpongeBob the only one in the room]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see...I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... ''[Mrs. Puff's brain clicks and a sonar ping is heard]''...No more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob! No more company potlucks, no more SpongeBob! ''[gets into bed]'' ...No more road rage, no more SpongeBob! No more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob! ''[laughing]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[screaming maniacally]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[sighs]'' I think I'm going to like this place. ''[scene cuts to her boating school, which is deserted and dusty, with SpongeBob the only one in the room]''}}
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{{L|Guard #1|Alright, Mrs. Puff, it seems like this heat's gone to your head. If you're gonna talk to rocks, I guess it's time for you to go on kitchen duty.}}
{{L|Guard #1|Alright, Mrs. Puff, it seems like this heat's gone to your head. If you're gonna talk to rocks, I guess it's time for you to go on kitchen duty.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, it must be the heat. Yes. ''[walks off]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, it must be the heat. Yes. ''[walks off]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn it! Ok, Patrick, let's get out of here. ''[a woman prisoner walks over]'' No, wait! ''[she smashes the two rocks into pieces]'' There goes our deposit on these costumes. ''[scene cuts to lunchtime where Mrs. Puff is serving chili to the prisoners. A woman, with a deep voice, walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn it! Okay, Patrick, let's get out of here. ''[a woman prisoner walks over]'' No, wait! ''[she smashes the two rocks into pieces]'' There goes our deposit on these costumes. ''[scene cuts to lunchtime where Mrs. Puff is serving chili to the prisoners. A woman, with a deep voice, walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}}
{{L|Woman|Hey there, Puff Mama. What's today's grub?}}
{{L|Woman|Hey there, Puff Mama. What's today's grub?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hi, Donna. It's chili, same as always. Let me get you some. ''[scoops up SpongeBob's nose]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hi, Donna. It's chili, same as always. Let me get you some. ''[scoops up SpongeBob's nose]''}}

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