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{{EpisodeTr/45b}}{{L|''[SpongeBob is in his driving test again and destroying stuff, as usual]''}} | {{EpisodeTr/45b}}{{L|''[Mrs. Puff is panicking while SpongeBob is in his driving test again and destroying stuff, as usual.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm driving, Mrs. Puff! This is the one! This is the one! Come, on SpongeBob! Think! Think! Uhh... ''[destroys the lighthouse]'' Turn that way! Turn that way! D'oh! Turn that way! Right! Left! Oh no! No! ''[destroys the school building]'' Come on, don't ever do that! Come on! ''[a nuclear explosion is heard and a mushroom cloud appears]'' No! I'm ready! I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do it! I can do it! ''[flies through the entrance while driving, constantly destroying it, leading the fences falling down]''}} | |||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|The driving test is over, SpongeBob. Stop the boat!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|The driving test is over, SpongeBob. Stop the boat!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff, I can do this!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff, I can do this!}} | ||
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{{L|Prisoner 1|Yeah, I don't belong here, either!}} | {{L|Prisoner 1|Yeah, I don't belong here, either!}} | ||
{{L|Prisoner 2|Me too! I'm innocent!}} | {{L|Prisoner 2|Me too! I'm innocent!}} | ||
{{L|Prisoner 3|''[yelling in a butch Southern drawl] | {{L|Prisoner 3|''[yelling in a butch Southern drawl]'' I belong here! ''[this triggers some other prisoners to complain about their not belonging here too. Puff walks over and sits down on the bed]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see...I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... ''[Mrs. Puff's brain clicks and a sonar ping is heard]'' | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see... I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... ''[Mrs. Puff's brain clicks and a sonar ping is heard]'' No more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob! No more company potlucks, no more SpongeBob! ''[gets into bed]'' No more road rage, no more SpongeBob! No more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob! ''[laughing]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[screaming maniacally]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[sighs]'' I think I'm going to like this place. ''[scene cuts to her boating school, which is deserted and dusty, with SpongeBob the only one in the room]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Class just isn't the same without Mrs. Puff. Just the thought of her alone and afraid in jail makes me think about her being alone and afraid in jail. I don't know how she's going to survive. ''[scene cuts to Mrs. Puff | {{L|SpongeBob|Class just isn't the same without Mrs. Puff. Just the thought of her alone and afraid in jail makes me think about her being alone and afraid in jail. I don't know how she's going to survive. ''[scene cuts to Mrs. Puff with a happy expression]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[hums while breaking rocks. Scene cuts to her making license plates]'' ♪Smelling the pretty roses, whoo hoo hoo.♪ ''[scene cuts to her lifting weights]'' ♪Haaapiness is just two kinds of ice creeeeam!♪ ''[cuts back to SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, that poor woman. And it's all my fault. Maybe if I go talk to Patrick, he can ease my guilt. ''[scene cuts to the outside of Patrick's rock]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, that poor woman. And it's all my fault. Maybe if I go talk to Patrick, he can ease my guilt. ''[scene cuts to the outside of Patrick's rock]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, it sounds like it's all your fault.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, it sounds like it's all your fault.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|But why?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But why?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad. He is sniffling as a single teardrop falls from his eye]'' ...uranium in the water supply. ''[she whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[she guzzles the water and tosses away the glass]'' Aahhhh!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad. He is sniffling as a single teardrop falls from his eye]'' ...uranium in the water supply. ''[she whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[she guzzles the water and tosses away the glass]'' Aahhhh!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live in the outside | {{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live in the outside. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic then at his desk at work and then staring out his bedroom window]''}} | ||
{{L|Frankie's wife|Coming to bed, honey?}} | {{L|Frankie's wife|Coming to bed, honey?}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|Yes, dear. ''[scene cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|Frankie Billy|Yes, dear. ''[scene cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We've got to remind her that there is a life other than this. Mrs. Puff, if you come with us, I'll stay after school and decorate the whole classroom.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|We've got to remind her that there is a life other than this. Mrs. Puff, if you come with us, I'll stay after school and decorate the whole classroom.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|For the last time, no! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick disappear inside the chili as a guard walks up]'' I'm not going with you | {{L|Mrs. Puff|For the last time, no! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick disappear inside the chili as a guard walks up]'' I'm not going with you! That's final! ''[notices the guard]'' Oh. ''[laughs nervously]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you. ''[Mrs. Puff walks off sad. SpongeBob and Patrick watch her. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff burning coal into wire hangers until SpongeBob and Patrick come down the conveyor belt]''}} | {{L|Guard #1|Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Hmph. Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you. ''[Mrs. Puff walks off sad. SpongeBob and Patrick watch her. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff burning coal into wire hangers until SpongeBob and Patrick come down the conveyor belt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Mrs. Puff, hop on!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Mrs. Puff, hop on!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards! Guards, come quick. ''[The guards run over to her]'' There's a crazed ex-student of mine and his overweight friend here to break me out!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards! Guards, come quick. ''[The guards run over to her]'' There's a crazed ex-student of mine and his overweight friend here to break me out!}} | ||
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