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{{L|Prisoner 1|Yeah, I don't belong here, either!}} | {{L|Prisoner 1|Yeah, I don't belong here, either!}} | ||
{{L|Prisoner 2|Me too! I'm innocent!}} | {{L|Prisoner 2|Me too! I'm innocent!}} | ||
{{L|Prisoner 3|''[yelling in a butch Southern drawl]'' I belong here! ''[this triggers some other prisoners to complain about their not belonging here too. Puff walks over and sits down on the bed]''}} | {{L|Prisoner 3|''[yelling in a butch Southern drawl]'' I belong here! ''[this triggers some other prisoners to complain about their not belonging here too. Mrs. Puff walks over and sits down on the bed]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see... I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... ''[Mrs. Puff's brain clicks and a sonar ping is heard]'' No more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob! No more company potlucks, no more SpongeBob! ''[gets into bed]'' No more road rage, no more SpongeBob! No more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob! ''[laughing]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[screaming maniacally]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[sighs]'' I think I'm going to like this place. ''[scene cuts to her boating school, which is deserted and dusty, with SpongeBob the only one in the room]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see... I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... ''[Mrs. Puff's brain clicks and a sonar ping is heard]'' No more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob! No more company potlucks, no more SpongeBob! ''[gets into bed]'' No more road rage, no more SpongeBob! No more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob! ''[laughing]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[screaming maniacally]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[sighs]'' I think I'm going to like this place. ''[scene cuts to her boating school, which is deserted and dusty, with SpongeBob the only one in the room]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Class just isn't the same without Mrs. Puff. Just the thought of her alone and afraid in jail makes me think about her being alone and afraid in jail. I don't know how she's going to survive. ''[scene cuts to Mrs. Puff with a happy expression]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Class just isn't the same without Mrs. Puff. Just the thought of her alone and afraid in jail makes me think about her being alone and afraid in jail. I don't know how she's going to survive. ''[scene cuts to Mrs. Puff with a happy expression]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! Mrs. Puff's in jail and it's all because of me! I'm such a barnacle head! ''[Patrick takes one of his dots and puts it in the place of where his nose would be if he had one]'' Poor Mrs. Puff. I know, I gotta get her out! But to get her out of jail, first we gotta get in jail.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! Mrs. Puff's in jail and it's all because of me! I'm such a barnacle head! ''[Patrick takes one of his dots and puts it in the place of where his nose would be if he had one]'' Poor Mrs. Puff. I know, I gotta get her out! But to get her out of jail, first we gotta get in jail.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|How are we gonna do that? ''[scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}} | {{L|Patrick|How are we gonna do that? ''[scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[he is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing the wrong way.]'' Put it in!}} | ||
{{L|Bank Teller|Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.}} | {{L|Bank Teller|Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around then | {{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around and laughs, then yells again]'' '''Alright, give me the money!'''}} | ||
{{L|Bank Teller|Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?}} | {{L|Bank Teller|Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, savings.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, savings.}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, it must be the heat. Yes. ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, it must be the heat. Yes. ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn it! Okay, Patrick, let's get out of here. ''[a woman prisoner walks over]'' No, wait! ''[she smashes the two rocks into pieces]'' There goes our deposit on these costumes. ''[scene cuts to lunchtime where Mrs. Puff is serving chili to the prisoners.]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Darn it! Okay, Patrick, let's get out of here. ''[a woman prisoner walks over]'' No, wait! ''[she smashes the two rocks into pieces]'' There goes our deposit on these costumes. ''[scene cuts to lunchtime where Mrs. Puff is serving chili to the prisoners.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|There you are. ''[ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|There you are. ''[a woman with a deep voice walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}} | ||
{{L|Woman|Hey there, Puff Mama. What's today's grub?}} | {{L|Woman|Hey there, Puff Mama. What's today's grub?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hi, Donna. It's chili, same as always. Let me get you some. ''[scoops up SpongeBob's nose]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Hi, Donna. It's chili, same as always. Let me get you some. ''[scoops up SpongeBob's nose]''}} | ||
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{{L|Guard #1|Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Hmph. Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you. ''[Mrs. Puff walks off sad. SpongeBob and Patrick watch her. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff burning coal into wire hangers until SpongeBob and Patrick come down the conveyor belt]''}} | {{L|Guard #1|Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Hmph. Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you. ''[Mrs. Puff walks off sad. SpongeBob and Patrick watch her. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff burning coal into wire hangers until SpongeBob and Patrick come down the conveyor belt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Mrs. Puff, hop on!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Mrs. Puff, hop on!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards! Guards, come quick. ''[ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards! Guards, come quick. ''[the guards run over to her]'' There's a crazed ex-student of mine and his overweight friend here to break me out!}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|That's just raw material used to make coat hangers. You need some rest. ''[ | {{L|Guard #1|That's just raw material used to make coat hangers. You need some rest. ''[grunts as he pushes the level down, squishing SpongeBob and Patrick, which fills the room with steam. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff brushing her teeth. SpongeBob and Patrick come up from the toilet]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Psst! ''[Mrs. Puff screams]'' Hop in, Mrs. Puff.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Psst! ''[Mrs. Puff screams]'' Hop in, Mrs. Puff.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards! Guards, come look! ''[guard runs over and sees SpongeBob and Patrick in the toilet]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards! Guards, come look! ''[guard runs over and sees SpongeBob and Patrick in the toilet]''}} | ||
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