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{{L|Mrs. Puff|The road, SpongeBob, get back on the road!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|The road, SpongeBob, get back on the road!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Gotta pass the test! Gotta pass! ''[Mrs. Puff is screaming as the boat goes through a cart of watermelons]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Gotta pass the test! Gotta pass! ''[Mrs. Puff is screaming as the boat goes through a cart of watermelons]''}}
{{L|Vendor|Hey! What've you got against the melons?!}}
{{L|Sandals|Hey! What've you got against the melons?!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Look out!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Look out!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[has a watermelon on his face]'' This must be the night driving part of the test. ''[scene cuts to two police officers using their nightsticks on something offscreen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[has a watermelon on his face]'' This must be the night driving part of the test. ''[scene cuts to two police officers using their nightsticks on something offscreen]''}}
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Where did I go wrong?! ''[flashback to Mrs. Puff's first day of boating school]'' With the opening of my new boating school, I pledge that as long as a student is willing to learn, I shall never give up. ''[SpongeBob walks up to her]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Where did I go wrong?! ''[flashback to Mrs. Puff's first day of boating school]'' With the opening of my new boating school, I pledge that as long as a student is willing to learn, I shall never give up. ''[SpongeBob walks up to her]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[scene cuts back to Mrs. Puff, who is still screaming. Scene then shows a retirement home where a fish in a white coat is yelling at a truck]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[scene cuts back to Mrs. Puff, who is still screaming. Scene then shows a retirement home where a fish in a white coat is yelling at a truck]''}}
{{L|Fish|Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch! The seniors are getting cranky! ''[fish looks up and notices SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crashing into the truck]''}}
{{L|Shady Shoals Caretaker|Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch! The seniors are getting cranky! ''[fish looks up and notices SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crashing into the truck]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still... ''[a squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still... ''[a squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}}
{{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" by the Beach Boys on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cut to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper]''}}
{{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" by the Beach Boys on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cut to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|How are we gonna do that? ''[scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}}
{{L|Patrick|How are we gonna do that? ''[scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[he is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing the wrong way.]'' Put it in!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[he is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing the wrong way.]'' Put it in!}}
{{L|Bank Teller|Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.}}
{{L|Nat| [as Bank Teller] Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around and laughs, then yells again]'' '''Alright, give me the money!'''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around and laughs, then yells again]'' '''Alright, give me the money!'''}}
{{L|Bank Teller|Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?}}
{{L|Nat|Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, savings.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uhh, savings.}}
{{L|Bank Teller|May I please see some identification?}}
{{L|Nat|May I please see some identification?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[takes out a card and gives it to the bank teller]'' Here ya go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[takes out a card and gives it to the bank teller]'' Here ya go.}}
{{L|Bank Teller|Thank you. ''[SpongeBob's Jellyfishers Club Membership card is shown. As the bank teller types on the cash register, SpongeBob lifts up the sock on his head and gives Patrick a thumbs up]'' Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for both of your accounts.}}
{{L|Nat|Thank you. ''[SpongeBob's Jellyfishers Club Membership card is shown. As the bank teller types on the cash register, SpongeBob lifts up the sock on his head and gives Patrick a thumbs up]'' Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for both of your accounts.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh.}}
{{L|Bank Teller|Next! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the bank]''}}
{{L|Nat|Next! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the bank]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that went better than expected.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that went better than expected.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! I didn't think we'd get Mrs. Puff out of jail this fast! ''[SpongeBob's eyes rip through the sock. Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick disguised as yellow and pink rocks]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! I didn't think we'd get Mrs. Puff out of jail this fast! ''[SpongeBob's eyes rip through the sock. Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick disguised as yellow and pink rocks]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Darn it! Okay, Patrick, let's get out of here. ''[a woman prisoner walks over]'' No, wait! ''[she smashes the two rocks into pieces]'' There goes our deposit on these costumes. ''[scene cuts to lunchtime where Mrs. Puff is serving chili to the prisoners.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn it! Okay, Patrick, let's get out of here. ''[a woman prisoner walks over]'' No, wait! ''[she smashes the two rocks into pieces]'' There goes our deposit on these costumes. ''[scene cuts to lunchtime where Mrs. Puff is serving chili to the prisoners.]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|There you are. ''[a woman with a deep voice walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|There you are. ''[a woman with a deep voice walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}}
{{L|Woman|Hey there, Puff Mama. What's today's grub?}}
{{L|Donna|Hey there, Puff Mama. What's today's grub?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hi, Donna. It's chili, same as always. Let me get you some. ''[scoops up SpongeBob's nose]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hi, Donna. It's chili, same as always. Let me get you some. ''[scoops up SpongeBob's nose]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, it's me, SpongeBob!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, it's me, SpongeBob!}}

Revision as of 05:30, 18 February 2021