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{{L|''[Mrs. Puff is panicking while SpongeBob is in his driving test again and destroying stuff, as usual.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode starts at the boating school and Mrs. Puff is panicking while SpongeBob is in his driving test again and destroying stuff, as usual.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff! This is the one! This is the one! Come on, SpongeBob! Think! Think! Uhh... ''[destroys the lighthouse]'' Turn that way! Turn that way! No, turn that way! Right! Left! Oh no! No! ''[destroys the school building]'' Come on, don't ever do that! Come on! ''[a nuclear explosion is heard and a mushroom cloud appears]'' No! I'm ready! I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do it! I can do it! ''[flies through the entrance while driving, constantly destroying it, leading the fences falling down]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff! This is the one! This is the one! Come on, SpongeBob! Think! Think! Uhh... ''[destroys the lighthouse]'' Turn that way! Turn that way! No, turn that way! Right! Left! Oh no! No! ''[destroys the school building]'' Come on, don't ever do that! Come on! ''[a nuclear explosion is heard and a mushroom cloud appears]'' No! I'm ready! I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do it! I can do it! ''[flies through the entrance while driving, constantly destroying it, leading the fences falling down]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|The driving test is over, SpongeBob. Stop the boat!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|The driving test is over, SpongeBob. Stop the boat!}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still... ''[a squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still... ''[a squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}} | ||
{{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cut to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper]''}} | {{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cut to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper]''}} | ||
{{L|Elderly Fish|Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink. ''[red punch comes flowing in, making his memoir papers soggy and red]'' Aww, barnacles! ''[scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is]''}} | {{L|Elderly Fish|Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink. ''[red punch comes flowing in, making his memoir papers soggy and red]'' Aww, barnacles! (In Latin Spanish, he says "Oh, why me?") ''[scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Ow. SpongeBob, are you okay?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Ow. SpongeBob, are you okay?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That depends | {{L|SpongeBob|That depends. Did I pass?}} | ||
{{L|Officer Nancy|Freeze, you're under arrest!}} | {{L|Officer Nancy|Freeze, you're under arrest!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hold it, you can't arrest him! He's just a student driver!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Hold it, you can't arrest him! He's just a student driver!}} | ||
{{L|Officer Nancy|We're not talking about him! ''[scene cuts to Mrs. Puff wearing a prison uniform, being locked up in jail]''}} | {{L|Officer Nancy|We're not talking about him! ''[scene cuts to Mrs. Puff wearing a prison uniform, being locked up in jail]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|But I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|But I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake!}} | ||
{{L|Prisoner 1|Yeah, I don't belong here, either!}} | {{L|Prisoner Female #1|Yeah, I don't belong here, either!}} | ||
{{L|Prisoner 2|Me too! I'm innocent!}} | {{L|Prisoner Female #2|Me too! I'm innocent!}} | ||
{{L|Prisoner 3|''[yelling in a butch Southern drawl]'' I belong here! ''[this triggers some other prisoners to | {{L|Prisoner Female #3|''[yelling in a butch Southern drawl]'' I belong here! ''[this triggers some other prisoners to complaining about their not belonging here too. Mrs. Puff walks over and sits down on the bed]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see... I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... ''[Mrs. Puff's brain clicks and a sonar ping is heard]'' No more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob! No more company potlucks, no more SpongeBob! ''[gets into bed]'' No more road rage, no more SpongeBob! No more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob! ''[laughing]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[screaming maniacally]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[sighs]'' I think I'm going to like this place. ''[scene cuts to her boating school, which is deserted and dusty, with SpongeBob the only one in the room]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay, you can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see... I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... ''[Mrs. Puff's brain clicks and a sonar ping is heard]'' No more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob! No more company potlucks, no more SpongeBob! ''[gets into bed]'' No more road rage, no more SpongeBob! No more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob! ''[laughing]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[screaming maniacally]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[sighs]'' I think I'm going to like this place. ''[scene cuts to her boating school, which is deserted and dusty, with SpongeBob the only one in the room]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Class just isn't the same without Mrs. Puff. Just the thought of her alone and afraid in jail makes me think about her being alone and afraid in jail. I don't know how she's going to survive. ''[scene cuts to Mrs. Puff with a happy expression]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Class just isn't the same without Mrs. Puff. Just the thought of her alone and afraid in jail makes me think about her being alone and afraid in jail. I don't know how she's going to survive. ''[scene cuts to Mrs. Puff with a happy expression]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[hums while breaking rocks. Scene cuts to her making license plates]'' ♪Smelling the pretty roses, whoo hoo hoo.♪ ''[scene cuts to her lifting weights]'' | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[hums while breaking rocks. Scene cuts to her making license plates]'' ♪Smelling the pretty roses, whoo hoo hoo.♪ ''[scene cuts to her lifting weights]'' ♪Haaappiness is just two kinds of ice creeeeam!♪ ''[cuts back to SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, that poor woman. And it's all my fault. Maybe if I go talk to Patrick, he can ease my guilt. ''[scene cuts to the outside of Patrick's rock]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, that poor woman. And it's all my fault. Maybe if I go talk to Patrick, he can ease my guilt. ''[scene cuts to the outside of Patrick's rock]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, it sounds like it's all your fault.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, it sounds like it's all your fault.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[takes out a card and gives it to the bank teller]'' Here ya go.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[takes out a card and gives it to the bank teller]'' Here ya go.}} | ||
{{L|Nat|Thank you. ''[SpongeBob's Jellyfishers Club Membership card is shown. As the bank teller types on the cash register, SpongeBob lifts up the sock on his head and gives Patrick a thumbs up]'' Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for both of your accounts.}} | {{L|Nat|Thank you. ''[SpongeBob's Jellyfishers Club Membership card is shown. As the bank teller types on the cash register, SpongeBob lifts up the sock on his head and gives Patrick a thumbs up]'' Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for both of your accounts.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh. (In Latin Spanish, he says "Too bad")}} | ||
{{L|Nat|Next! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the bank]''}} | {{L|Nat|Next! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the bank]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that went better than expected.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, that went better than expected.}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|There you are. ''[a woman with a deep voice walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|There you are. ''[a woman with a deep voice walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}} | ||
{{L|Donna|Hey there, Puff Mama. What's today's grub?}} | {{L|Donna|Hey there, Puff Mama. What's today's grub?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Hi, Donna. It's chili, same as always. Let me get you some. ''[scoops up SpongeBob's nose]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Hi, Donna. It's chili, same as always. Let me get you some. ''[scoops up SpongeBob's nose and Mrs. Puff gasps]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, it's me, SpongeBob!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, it's me, SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|When are these horrific hallucinations going to end? ''[SpongeBob gets out of the chili]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|When are these horrific hallucinations going to end? ''[SpongeBob gets out of the chili]''}} | ||
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{{L|Guard #1|Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Hmph. Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you. ''[Mrs. Puff walks off sad. SpongeBob and Patrick watch her. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff burning coal into wire hangers until SpongeBob and Patrick come down the conveyor belt]''}} | {{L|Guard #1|Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Hmph. Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you. ''[Mrs. Puff walks off sad. SpongeBob and Patrick watch her. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff burning coal into wire hangers until SpongeBob and Patrick come down the conveyor belt]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Mrs. Puff, hop on!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Mrs. Puff, hop on!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guard! Guard, come quick. ''[the guard runs over to her]'' There's a crazed ex-student of mine and his overweight friend here to break me out!}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|That's just raw material used to make coat hangers. You need some rest. ''[grunts as he pushes the level down, squishing SpongeBob and Patrick, which fills the room up with steam. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff brushing her teeth. SpongeBob and Patrick come up from the toilet]''}} | {{L|Guard #1|That's just raw material used to make coat hangers. You need some rest. ''[grunts as he pushes the level down, squishing SpongeBob and Patrick, which fills the room up with steam. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff brushing her teeth. SpongeBob and Patrick come up from the toilet]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Psst! ''[Mrs. Puff screams]'' Hop in, Mrs. Puff.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Psst! ''[Mrs. Puff screams]'' Hop in, Mrs. Puff.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff| | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guard! Guard, come look! ''[a guard runs over and sees SpongeBob and Patrick in the toilet]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|Whoa. They don't pay me enough to do this job. ''[The guard flushes the toilet. Cuts to Mrs. Puff in her bed. SpongeBob and Patrick peek from the top bunk]''}} | {{L|Guard #1|Whoa. They don't pay me enough to do this job. ''[The guard flushes the toilet. Cuts to Mrs. Puff in her bed. SpongeBob and Patrick peek from the top bunk]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, up here.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, up here.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Mrs. Puff, it's us! ''[both wink and give her a thumbs up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Mrs. Puff, it's us! ''[both wink and give her a thumbs up]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[screams and cries as the two real guards run up]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[screams and cries as the two real guards run up]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|What the barnacle is going on?}} | {{L|Guard #1|What the barnacle is going on??}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Get away from me! Get away!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Get away from me! Get away!}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|What are you talking about, Puff?}} | {{L|Guard #1|What are you talking about, Puff?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. ''[rips off the guards' faces leaving their skulls shown]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. ''[rips off the guards' faces leaving their skulls shown]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|Let's face it, Puff | {{L|Guard #1|Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end. ''[scene cuts to the guards throwing Mrs. Puff, who is in a straitjacket, in a small square room]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #2|Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! ''[slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]''}} | {{L|Guard #2|Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! ''[slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Made of sponge! ''[laughs. The room is made of yellow sponge as SpongeBob's face appears on all sides of the wall. Mrs. Puff screams as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air with the police behind them.]'' I can pass the test, Mrs. Puff! I can pass the test! ''[The boat crashes into the truck full of punch, knocking it over, and spilling again]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Made of sponge! ''[laughs. The room is made of yellow sponge as SpongeBob's face appears on all sides of the wall. Mrs. Puff screams as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air with the police behind them again.]'' I can pass the test, Mrs. Puff! I can pass the test! ''[The boat crashes into the truck full of punch, knocking it over, and spilling again]''}} | ||
{{L|Officer Malley|Freeze! Your joyride's over, punk. ''[police officers walk over]''}} | {{L|Officer Malley|Freeze! Your joyride's over, punk. ''[police officers walk over]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! What? ''[policemen grab SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|No! What? ''[policemen grab SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No! What are you doing? Help! Help! ''[As the officers carry him to the jail vehicle, he kicks his legs.]'' No, no, please! I have a snail to feed! I can't go to jail now! This is not a good time! No, please, please! I'm not a criminal! ''[They throw him into the back of the police car, then drive off]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No. No! What are you doing?! Help! Help! ''[As the officers carry him to the jail vehicle, he kicks his legs.]'' No, no, please! No! I have a snail to feed! I can't go to jail now! This is not a good time! No, please, please! I'm not a criminal! ''[They throw him into the back of the police car, then drive off]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I can't believe it. It was all a dream. I'm not going to jail!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I can't believe it. It was all a dream. I'm ''not'' going to jail!}} | ||
{{L|Officer Malley|Why would you go to jail? You already did your time. ''[zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes with a ball chained to her ankle. She screams as the scene goes back to her screaming while the boat is in mid-air]''}} | {{L|Officer Malley|Why would ''you'' go to jail? You already did your time. ''[zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes with a ball chained to her ankle. She screams as the scene goes back to her screaming while the boat is in mid-air as she's driving it]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, it's just my imagination again. ''[zooms over to show Donna driving the boat]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? Oh, it's just my imagination again. ''[zooms over to show Donna driving the boat]''}} | ||
{{L|Donna|So what's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama? Chili? ''[Mrs. Puff screams again as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air]''}} | {{L|Donna|So what's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama? Chili? ''[Mrs. Puff screams again as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air one last time]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? What? Huh? Ah, forget it.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? What? Huh? Ah, forget it. ''[the episode ends]''}} | ||
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