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{{L|Officer Malley|Yeah! That guy had no front license plate! Let's get him! ''[SpongeBob looks back at the numerous police cars chasing behind him]''}} | {{L|Officer Malley|Yeah! That guy had no front license plate! Let's get him! ''[SpongeBob looks back at the numerous police cars chasing behind him]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, look at all those police! I wonder if the president's in town.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, look at all those police! I wonder if the president's in town.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Look out! ''[The mayor is cutting a ribbon at the end of a bridge that is not finished]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[gasps]'' Look out! ''[The mayor is cutting a ribbon at the end of a bridge that is not finished]''}} | ||
{{L|Mayor|It is with great pride that I officially open this unfinished bridge! ''[SpongeBob drives through the ribbon before he cuts it. The crowd of people that are gathering around the mayor take pictures. SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff do not make it on the other side of the bridge so they fall to the bottom.]''}} | {{L|Mayor|It is with great pride that I officially open this unfinished bridge! ''[SpongeBob drives through the ribbon before he cuts it. The crowd of people that are gathering around the mayor take pictures. SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff do not make it on the other side of the bridge so they fall to the bottom.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Where did I go wrong?! ''[flashback to Mrs. Puff's first day of boating school]'' With the opening of my new boating school, I pledge that as long as a student is willing to learn, I shall never give up. ''[SpongeBob walks up to her]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Where did I go wrong?! ''[flashback to Mrs. Puff's first day of boating school]'' With the opening of my new boating school, I pledge that as long as a student is willing to learn, I shall never give up. ''[SpongeBob walks up to her]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[scene cuts back to Mrs. Puff, who is still screaming. Scene then shows a retirement home where a fish in a white coat is yelling at a truck]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[scene cuts back to Mrs. Puff, who is still screaming. Scene then shows a retirement home where a fish in a white coat is yelling at a truck]''}} | ||
{{L|Shady Shoals Caretaker|Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch! The seniors are getting cranky! ''[fish looks up and notices SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crashing into the truck]''}} | {{L|Shady Shoals Caretaker|Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch! The seniors are getting cranky! ''[fish looks up and notices SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crashing into the truck]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still... ''[a squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still...! ''[a squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}} | ||
{{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cut to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper]''}} | {{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cut to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper]''}} | ||
{{L|Elderly Fish|Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink. ''[red punch comes flowing in, making his memoir papers soggy and red]'' Aww, barnacles! (In Latin Spanish, he says "Oh, why me?") ''[scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is]''}} | {{L|Elderly Fish|Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink. ''[red punch comes flowing in, making his memoir papers soggy and red]'' Aww, barnacles! (In Latin Spanish, he says "Oh, why me?") ''[scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is]''}} | ||
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{{L|Prisoner Female #2|Me too! I'm innocent!}} | {{L|Prisoner Female #2|Me too! I'm innocent!}} | ||
{{L|Prisoner Female #3|''[yelling in a butch Southern drawl]'' I belong here! ''[this triggers some other prisoners to complaining about their not belonging here too. Mrs. Puff walks over and sits down on the bed]''}} | {{L|Prisoner Female #3|''[yelling in a butch Southern drawl]'' I belong here! ''[this triggers some other prisoners to complaining about their not belonging here too. Mrs. Puff walks over and sits down on the bed]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Okay. You can do this, Puff. You can get through this without losing your sanity. Oh, that's a road we don't want to go down again. Positives. Think of the positives. Let's see... I've got no more papers to grade. Yeah! ''[laughs then jumps to the floor]'' In fact, no more work. No more boating school classes. No more driving, no more SpongeBob... ''[Mrs. Puff's brain clicks and a sonar ping is heard]'' No more phone solicitors, no more SpongeBob! No more company potlucks, no more SpongeBob! ''[gets into bed]'' No more road rage, no more SpongeBob! No more insurance payments, no more SpongeBob! No more SpongeBob! ''[laughing]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[screaming maniacally]'' No more SpongeBob! ''[sighs]'' I think I'm going to like this place. ''[scene cuts to her boating school, which is now deserted and dusty, with SpongeBob the only one in the room]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Class just isn't the same without Mrs. Puff. Just the thought of her alone and afraid in jail makes me think about her being alone and afraid in jail. I don't know how she's going to survive. ''[scene cuts to Mrs. Puff with a happy expression]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Class just isn't the same without Mrs. Puff. Just the thought of her alone and afraid in jail makes me think about her being alone and afraid in jail. I don't know how she's going to survive. ''[scene cuts to Mrs. Puff with a happy expression]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[hums while breaking rocks. Scene cuts to her making license plates]'' ♪Smelling the pretty roses, whoo hoo hoo.♪ ''[scene cuts to her lifting weights]'' ♪Haaappiness is just two kinds of ice creeeeam!♪ ''[cuts back to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[hums while breaking rocks. Scene cuts to her making license plates]'' ♪Smelling the pretty roses, whoo hoo hoo.♪ ''[scene cuts to her lifting weights]'' ♪Haaappiness is just two kinds of ice creeeeam!♪ ''[cuts back to SpongeBob]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! Mrs. Puff's in jail and it's all because of me! I'm such a barnacle head! ''[Patrick takes one of his dots and puts it in the place of where his nose would be if he had one]'' Poor Mrs. Puff. I know, I gotta get her out! But to get her out of jail, first we gotta get in jail.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! Mrs. Puff's in jail and it's all because of me! I'm such a barnacle head! ''[Patrick takes one of his dots and puts it in the place of where his nose would be if he had one]'' Poor Mrs. Puff. I know, I gotta get her out! But to get her out of jail, first we gotta get in jail.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|How are we gonna do that? ''[scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}} | {{L|Patrick|How are we gonna do that? ''[scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[he is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing the wrong way.]'' Put it in!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[he is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing the wrong way.]'' Put it in!!}} | ||
{{L|Nat|''[as a bank teller]'' Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.}} | {{L|Nat|''[as a bank teller]'' Umm, you're facing the wrong way, sir.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around and laughs, then yells again]'' Alright, give me the money!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[turns around and laughs, then yells again]'' Alright, give me the money!}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards, guards! They're back! ''[two guards walk up]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards, guards! They're back! ''[two guards walk up]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|What's all the hubbub, Puff?}} | {{L|Guard #1|What's all the hubbub, Puff?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|They're back! ''[the guards remove their heads showing them as SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|They're back! ''[the guards remove their heads, because they're costumes, showing them as SpongeBob and Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Mrs. Puff, it's us! ''[both wink and give her a thumbs up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Mrs. Puff, it's us! ''[both wink and give her a thumbs up]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[screams and cries as the two real guards run up]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[screams and cries as the two real guards run up]''}} | ||
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{{L|Guard #1|What are you talking about, Puff?}} | {{L|Guard #1|What are you talking about, Puff?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. ''[rips off the guards' faces leaving their skulls shown]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. ''[rips off the guards' faces leaving their skulls shown]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end. ''[scene cuts to the guards throwing Mrs. Puff, who is in a straitjacket, in a small square room]''}} | {{L|Guard #1|Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end. ''[scene cuts to the guards throwing Mrs. Puff, who is in a straitjacket, in a small, yellow square room]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #2|Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! ''[slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]''}} | {{L|Guard #2|Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! ''[slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Made of sponge! ''[laughs. The room is made of yellow sponge as SpongeBob's face appears on all sides of the wall. Mrs. Puff screams as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air with the police behind them again.]'' I can pass the test, Mrs. Puff! I can pass the test! ''[The boat crashes into the truck full of punch, knocking it over, and spilling again]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Made of sponge! ''[laughs. The room is made of yellow sponge as SpongeBob's face appears on all sides of the wall. Mrs. Puff screams as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air with the police behind them again.]'' I can pass the test, Mrs. Puff! I can pass the test! ''[The boat crashes into the truck full of punch, knocking it over, and spilling again]''}} | ||
{{L|Officer Malley|Freeze! Your joyride's over, punk. ''[police officers walk over]''}} | {{L|Officer Malley|Freeze! Your joyride's over, punk. ''[police officers walk over]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! What? ''[policemen grab SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|No! What? ''[policemen grab SpongeBob this time]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No. No! What are you doing?! Help! Help! ''[As the officers carry him to the jail vehicle, he kicks his legs.]'' No, no, please! No! I have a snail to feed! I can't go to jail now! This is not a good time! No, please, please! I'm not a criminal! ''[They throw him into the back of the police car, then drive off]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No. No! What are you doing?! Help! Help! ''[As the officers carry him to the jail vehicle, he kicks his legs.]'' No, no, please! No! I have a snail to feed! I can't go to jail now! This is not a good time! No, please, please! I'm not a criminal! ''[They throw him into the back of the police car, then drive off]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I can't believe it. It was all a dream. I'm ''not'' going to jail!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I can't believe it. It was all a dream. I'm ''not'' going to jail!}} | ||
{{L|Officer Malley|Why would ''you'' go to jail? You already did your time. ''[zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes with a ball chained to her ankle. She screams as the scene goes back to her screaming while the boat is in mid-air as she's driving it]''}} | {{L|Officer Malley|Why would ''you'' go to jail? You already did your time. ''[zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes with a ball chained to her ankle. She screams as the scene goes back to her screaming while the boat is in mid-air again as she's driving it]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? Oh, it's just my imagination again. ''[zooms over to show Donna driving the boat]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? Oh, it's just my imagination again. ''[zooms over to show Donna driving the boat]''}} | ||
{{L|Donna|So what's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama? Chili? ''[Mrs. Puff screams again as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air one last time]''}} | {{L|Donna|So what's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama? Chili? ''[Mrs. Puff screams again as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air one last time]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? What? Huh? Ah, forget it. ''[the episode ends]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? What? Huh? Ah, forget it. ''[the episode ends]''}} | ||
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