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{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[scene cuts back to Mrs. Puff, who is still screaming. Scene then shows a retirement home where a fish in a white coat is yelling at a truck]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. ''[scene cuts back to Mrs. Puff, who is still screaming. Scene then shows a retirement home where a fish in a white coat is yelling at a truck]''}}
{{L|Shady Shoals Caretaker|Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch! The seniors are getting cranky! ''[fish looks up and notices SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crashing into the truck]''}}
{{L|Shady Shoals Caretaker|Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch! The seniors are getting cranky! ''[fish looks up and notices SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crashing into the truck]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still...! ''[a squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still...! ''[a Police squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other Police squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}}
{{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in and everyone screams. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cut to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper]''}}
{{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in and everyone screams. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" by Richard Myhill on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cut to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper]''}}
{{L|Elderly Fish|Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink. ''[red punch comes flowing in, making his memoir papers soggy and red]'' Aww, barnacles! (In Latin Spanish, he says "Oh, why me?") ''[scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is]''}}
{{L|Elderly Fish|Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink. ''[red punch comes flowing in, making his memoir papers soggy and red]'' Aww, barnacles! (In Latin Spanish, he says "Oh, why me?") ''[scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Ow. SpongeBob, are you okay?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Ow. SpongeBob, are you okay?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|But why?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But why?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad. He is sniffling as a single teardrop falls from his eye]'' ...uranium! In the water supply. ''[whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[guzzles the water and tosses away the glass]'' Aahhhh!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad. He is sniffling as a single teardrop falls from his eye]'' ...uranium! In the water supply. ''[whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[guzzles the water and tosses away the glass]'' Aahhhh!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic then at his desk at work and then staring out his bedroom window]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic, then at his desk at work, and then staring out his bedroom window]''}}
{{L|Frankie's wife|Coming to bed, honey?}}
{{L|Frankie's wife|Coming to bed, honey?}}
{{L|Frankie Billy|Yes, dear. ''[scene cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Frankie Billy|Yes, dear. ''[scene cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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{{L|Guard #1|What are you talking about, Puff?}}
{{L|Guard #1|What are you talking about, Puff?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. ''[rips off the guards' faces leaving their skulls shown]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. ''[rips off the guards' faces leaving their skulls shown]''}}
{{L|Guard #1|Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end. ''[scene cuts to the guards throwing Mrs. Puff, who is in a straitjacket, in a small, yellow square room]''}}
{{L|Guard #1|Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end. (In Latin Spanish, he said "You got here so far, Puff. You reached the extreme.") ''[scene cuts to the guards throwing Mrs. Puff, who is in a straitjacket, in a small, yellow square room]''}}
{{L|Guard #2|Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! ''[slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]''}}
{{L|Guard #2|Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! ''[slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.}}

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