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{{L|Mrs. Puff|He's right, SpongeBob. I'm staying.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|He's right, SpongeBob. I'm staying.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But why?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|But why?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad. He is sniffling as a single teardrop falls from his eye]'' ...uranium! In the water supply. ''[whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[guzzles the water and tosses away the glass]'' Aahhhh!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad. He is sniffling as a single teardrop falls from his eye almost crying]'' …uranium! In the water supply. ''[whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[guzzles the water and tosses away the glass]'' Aahhhh!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic, then at his desk at work, and then staring out his bedroom window]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic, then at his desk at work from the office, and then staring out his bedroom window at night]''}}
{{L|Frankie's wife|Coming to bed, honey?}}
{{L|Frankie's wife|Coming to bed, honey?}}
{{L|Frankie Billy|Yes, dear. ''[scene cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Frankie Billy|Yes, dear. ''[scene cuts back to SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
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{{L|Guard #1|Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Hmph. Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you. ''[Mrs. Puff walks off sad. SpongeBob and Patrick watch her. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff burning coal into wire hangers until SpongeBob and Patrick come down the conveyor belt]''}}
{{L|Guard #1|Talking to inanimate objects again, huh, Puff? Hmph. Get back to your cell. No more kitchen time for you. ''[Mrs. Puff walks off sad. SpongeBob and Patrick watch her. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff burning coal into wire hangers until SpongeBob and Patrick come down the conveyor belt]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Mrs. Puff, hop on!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Quick, Mrs. Puff, hop on!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guard! Guard, come quick. ''[the guard runs over to her]'' There's a crazed ex-student of mine and his overweight friend here to break me out!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guard! Guard, come quick! ''[the guard runs over to her]'' There's a crazed ex-student of mine and his overweight friend here to break me out!}}
{{L|Guard #1|That's just raw material used to make coat hangers. You need some rest. ''[grunts as he pushes the level down, squishing SpongeBob and Patrick, which fills the room up with steam. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff brushing her teeth. SpongeBob and Patrick come up from the toilet]''}}
{{L|Guard #1|That's just raw material used to make coat hangers. You need some rest. ''[grunts as he pushes the level down, squishing SpongeBob and Patrick, which fills the room up with steam. Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff brushing her teeth. SpongeBob and Patrick come up from the toilet]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Psst! ''[Mrs. Puff screams]'' Hop in, Mrs. Puff.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Psst! ''[Mrs. Puff screams]'' Hop in, Mrs. Puff.}}
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards, guards! They're back! ''[two guards walk up]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards, guards! They're back! ''[two guards walk up]''}}
{{L|Guard #1|What's all the hubbub, Puff?}}
{{L|Guard #1|What's all the hubbub, Puff?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|They're back! ''[the guards remove their heads, because they're costumes, showing them as SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|They're back! ''[the guards remove their heads, because they're just costumes, showing them as SpongeBob and Patrick]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Mrs. Puff, it's us! ''[both wink and give her a thumbs up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Mrs. Puff, it's us! ''[both wink and give her a thumbs up]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[screams and cries as the two real guards run up]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[screams and cries as the two real guards run up]''}}
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{{L|Guard #1|What are you talking about, Puff?}}
{{L|Guard #1|What are you talking about, Puff?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. ''[rips off the guards' faces leaving their skulls shown]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. ''[rips off the guards' faces leaving their skulls shown]''}}
{{L|Guard #1|Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end. (In Latin Spanish, he said "You got here so far, Puff. You reached the extreme.") ''[scene cuts to the guards throwing Mrs. Puff, who is in a straitjacket, in a small, yellow square room]''}}
{{L|Guard #1|Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end. (In Latin Spanish, he said "You got here so far, Puff. You reached the extreme.") ''[scene cuts to a second guard throwing Mrs. Puff, who is in a straitjacket, in a small, yellow square room]''}}
{{L|Guard #2|Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! ''[slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]''}}
{{L|Guard #2|Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! ''[slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.}}
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{{L|Officer Malley (Orange)|Why would ''you'' go to jail? You already did your time. ''[zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes of black and white with a prison ball chained to her ankle. She screams as the scene goes back to her screaming while the boat is in mid-air again as she's driving it with the police behind her]''}}
{{L|Officer Malley (Orange)|Why would ''you'' go to jail? You already did your time. ''[zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes of black and white with a prison ball chained to her ankle. She screams as the scene goes back to her screaming while the boat is in mid-air again as she's driving it with the police behind her]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? Oh, it's just my imagination again. ''[zooms over to show Donna driving the boat]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? Oh, it's just my imagination again. ''[zooms over to show Donna driving the boat]''}}
{{L|Donna|So what's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama? Chili? ''[Mrs. Puff screams again as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air one last time]''}}
{{L|Donna|So, what's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama? Chili? ''[Mrs. Puff screams again as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air one last time, but without the police behind them]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? What? Huh? Ah, forget it. ''[the episode ends]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? What? Huh? Ah, forget it. ''[the episode ends]''}}
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