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{{L|''[The episode starts at the boating school and Mrs. Puff is panicking while SpongeBob is in his driving test again and destroying stuff, as usual.]''}} | {{L|''[The episode starts at the boating school and Mrs. Puff is panicking while SpongeBob is in his driving test again and destroying stuff, as usual.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff! This is the one! This is the one! Come on, SpongeBob! Think! Think! Uhh... ''[destroys the lighthouse]'' Turn that way! Turn that way! No, turn that way! Right! Left! Oh no! No! ''[destroys the school building]'' Come on, don't ever do that! Come on! ''[a nuclear explosion is heard and a mushroom cloud appears]'' No! I'm ready! I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do it! I can do it! ''[flies through the entrance while driving, constantly destroying it, leading the fences falling down]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff! This is the one! This is the one! Come on, SpongeBob! Think! Think! Uhh... ''[destroys the lighthouse]'' Turn that way! Turn that way! No, turn that way! Right! Left! Oh no! No! ''[destroys the school building]'' Come on, don't ever do that! Come on! ''[a nuclear explosion is heard and a mushroom cloud appears]'' No! I'm ready! I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do it! I can do it! ''[flies through the entrance (Sometimes an exit) while driving, constantly destroying it, leading the fences falling down]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|The driving test is over, SpongeBob. Stop the boat!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|The driving test is over, SpongeBob. Stop the boat!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff, I can do this!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff, I can do this!}} | ||
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{{L|Sandals|Hey! What do you got against the melons?!}} | {{L|Sandals|Hey! What do you got against the melons?!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Look out!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Look out!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[has a watermelon on his face]'' This must be the night driving part of the test. ''[scene cuts to two police officers using their nightsticks on something offscreen]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[has a watermelon on his face]'' This must be the night driving part of the test. ''[scene cuts to two police officers Nancy and Malley using their nightsticks on something offscreen]''}} | ||
{{L|Officer Nancy|We're gonna straighten you out!}} | {{L|Officer Nancy|We're gonna straighten you out!}} | ||
{{L|Officer Malley|This'll fix ya! ''[They grunt as they hit a parking meter until it's straight]'' Now let's get that one. ''[points his nightstick at another crooked parking meter. SpongeBob & Mrs. Puff drive by through a building, knocking it over]''}} | {{L|Officer Malley|This'll fix ya! ''[They grunt as they hit a parking meter until it's straight]'' Now let's get that one. ''[points his nightstick at another crooked parking meter. SpongeBob & Mrs. Puff drive by through a building, knocking it over]''}} | ||
{{L|Officer Nancy|Barnacles, did you see that?!}} | {{L|Officer Nancy|Barnacles, did you see that?!}} | ||
{{L|Officer Malley|Yeah! That guy had no front license plate! Let's get him! ''[SpongeBob looks back at the numerous police cars chasing behind him]''}} | {{L|Officer Malley|Yeah! That guy had no front license plate! Let's get him! ''[SpongeBob looks back at the numerous police cars chasing behind him and Mrs. Puff]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, look at all those police! I wonder if the president's in town.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, look at all those police! I wonder if the president's in town.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[gasps]'' Look out! ''[The mayor is cutting a ribbon at the end of a bridge that is not finished]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|''[gasps]'' Look out! ''[The mayor is cutting a ribbon at the end of a bridge that is not finished]''}} | ||
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{{L|Shady Shoals Caretaker|Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch! The seniors are getting cranky! ''[fish looks up and notices SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crashing into the truck]''}} | {{L|Shady Shoals Caretaker|Hurry up with that truckload of fruit punch! The seniors are getting cranky! ''[fish looks up and notices SpongeBob and Mrs. Puff crashing into the truck]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still...! ''[a Police squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other Police squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still...! ''[a Police squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other Police squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}} | ||
{{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in and everyone screams. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" by Richard Myhill on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene | {{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in and everyone screams. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" by Richard Myhill on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cuts to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper made out of red ink from his pen]''}} | ||
{{L|Elderly Fish|Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink. ''[red punch comes flowing in, making his memoir papers soggy and red]'' Aww, barnacles! (In Latin Spanish, he says "Oh, why me?") ''[scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is]''}} | {{L|Elderly Fish|Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink. ''[red punch comes flowing in, making his memoir papers soggy and red]'' Aww, barnacles! (In Latin Spanish, he says "Oh, why me?") ''[scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Ow. SpongeBob, are you okay?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Ow. SpongeBob, are you okay?}} | ||
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{{L|Nat|Next! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the bank]''}} | {{L|Nat|Next! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the bank]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that went better than expected.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, that went better than expected.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! I didn't think we'd get Mrs. Puff out of jail this fast! ''[SpongeBob's eyes rip through the sock. Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick disguised as yellow and pink rocks]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! I didn't think we'd get Mrs. Puff out of jail this fast! ''[SpongeBob's eyes rip through the sock. Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick now disguised as yellow and pink rocks]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick, we'll get into jail this time. ''[a truck full of rocks drives up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick, we'll get into jail this time. ''[a truck full of rocks drives up]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish|Hey, there's a couple. ''[gets out and throws the two rocks in the truck]''}} | {{L|Fish|Hey, there's a couple. ''[gets out and throws the two rocks in the truck]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|That's funny. For a second, I thought that yellow rock talked to me. And its voice sounded a lot like...}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|That's funny. For a second, I thought that yellow rock talked to me. And its voice sounded a lot like...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|SpongeBob. It's me, SpongeBob. ''[Mrs. Puff screams as she throws the pickaxe behind her]'' We're gonna bust you out of here. C'mon, Mrs. Puff! ''[Mrs. Puff starts shaking]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|SpongeBob. It's me, SpongeBob. ''[Mrs. Puff screams as she throws the pickaxe behind her]'' We're gonna bust you out of here. C'mon, Mrs. Puff! ''[Mrs. Puff starts shaking]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|It's you. What are you doing here? Why did you follow me in here? Why?! ''[ | {{L|Mrs. Puff|It's you. What are you doing here? Why did you follow me in here? Why?! ''[the first guard walks up, with Mrs. Puff's pickaxe in his head]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|Alright, Mrs. Puff, it seems like this heat's gone to your head. If you're gonna talk to rocks, I guess it's time for you to go on kitchen duty.}} | {{L|Guard #1|Alright, Mrs. Puff, it seems like this heat's gone to your head. If you're gonna talk to rocks, I guess it's time for you to go on kitchen duty.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, it must be the heat. Yes. ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, it must be the heat. Yes. ''[walks off]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|He's right, SpongeBob. I'm staying.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|He's right, SpongeBob. I'm staying.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But why?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But why?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad. He is sniffling as a single teardrop falls from his eye almost crying]'' …uranium! In the water supply. ''[whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[guzzles the water and tosses away the glass]'' Aahhhh!}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking woman prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad. He is sniffling as a single teardrop falls from his eye, almost crying]'' …uranium! In the water supply. ''[whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[guzzles the water and tosses away the glass]'' Aahhhh!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic, then at his desk at work from the office, and then staring out his bedroom window at night]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us for just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison. ''[scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic, then at his desk at work from the office, and then staring out his bedroom window at night]''}} | ||
{{L|Frankie's wife|Coming to bed, honey?}} | {{L|Frankie's wife|Coming to bed, honey?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Psst! ''[Mrs. Puff screams]'' Hop in, Mrs. Puff.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Psst! ''[Mrs. Puff screams]'' Hop in, Mrs. Puff.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guard! Guard, come look! ''[a guard runs over and sees SpongeBob and Patrick in the toilet]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guard! Guard, come look! ''[a guard runs over and sees SpongeBob and Patrick in the toilet]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|Whoa. They don't pay me enough to do this job. ''[The guard flushes the toilet. Cuts to Mrs. Puff in her bed. SpongeBob and Patrick peek from the top bunk]''}} | {{L|Guard #1|Whoa. They don't pay me enough to do this job. ''[The guard flushes the toilet, sending | ||
SpongeBob and Patrick into the sewers. Cuts to Mrs. Puff in her bed. SpongeBob and Patrick peek from the top bunk]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, up here.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Mrs. Puff, up here.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards, guards! They're back! ''[two guards walk up]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Guards, guards! They're back! ''[two guards walk up]''}} | ||
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{{L|Officer Malley (Orange)|Why would ''you'' go to jail? You already did your time. ''[zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes of black and white with a prison ball chained to her ankle. She screams as the scene goes back to her screaming while the boat is in mid-air again as she's driving it with the police behind her]''}} | {{L|Officer Malley (Orange)|Why would ''you'' go to jail? You already did your time. ''[zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes of black and white with a prison ball chained to her ankle. She screams as the scene goes back to her screaming while the boat is in mid-air again as she's driving it with the police behind her]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? Oh, it's just my imagination again. ''[zooms over to show Donna driving the boat]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? Oh, it's just my imagination again. ''[zooms over to show Donna driving the boat]''}} | ||
{{L|Donna|So, what's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama? Chili? ''[Mrs. Puff screams again as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air one last time, but without the police behind them]''}} | {{L|Donna|So, what's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama? Chili? ''[Mrs. Puff screams again as the scene goes back to her with SpongeBob driving in mid-air one last time, but without the police behind them]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? What? Huh? Ah, forget it. ''[the episode ends]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Huh? What? Huh? Ah, forget it. ''[the episode ends]''}} | ||
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