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{{EpisodeTranscript}}
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{{L|''[The episode starts at the boating school and Mrs. Puff is panicking while SpongeBob is in his driving test again and destroying stuff, as usual.]''}}
{{L|''[The episode starts at the boating school and Mrs. Puff is panicking while SpongeBob is in his driving test again and destroying stuff, as usual.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff! This is the one! This is the one! Come on, SpongeBob! Think! Think! Uhh... ''[destroys the lighthouse]'' Turn that way! Turn that way! No, turn that way! Right! Left! Oh no! No! ''[destroys the school building]'' Come on, don't ever do that! Come on! ''[a nuclear explosion is heard and a mushroom cloud appears]'' No! I'm ready! I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do it! I can do it! ''[flies through the entrance (Sometimes an exit) while driving, constantly destroying it, leading the fences falling down]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mrs. Puff! This is the one! This is the one! Come on, SpongeBob! Think! Think! Uhh... ''[destroys the lighthouse]'' Turn that way! Turn that way! No, turn that way! Right! Left! Oh no! No! ''[destroys the school building]'' Come on, don't ever do that! Come on! ''[a nuclear explosion is heard and a mushroom cloud appears]'' No! I'm ready! I can do this, Mrs. Puff! I can do it! I can do it! ''[flies through the entrance (sometimes an exit) while driving, constantly destroying it, leading the fences falling down]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|The driving test is over, SpongeBob. Stop the boat!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|The driving test is over, SpongeBob. Stop the boat!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff, I can do this!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Puff, I can do this!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|''[has a watermelon on his face]'' This must be the night driving part of the test. ''[scene cuts to two police officers Nancy and Malley using their nightsticks on something offscreen]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[has a watermelon on his face]'' This must be the night driving part of the test. ''[scene cuts to two police officers Nancy and Malley using their nightsticks on something offscreen]''}}
{{L|Officer Nancy|We're gonna straighten you out!}}
{{L|Officer Nancy|We're gonna straighten you out!}}
{{L|Officer Malley|This'll fix ya! ''[They grunt as they hit a parking meter until it's straight]'' Now let's get that one. ''[points his nightstick at another crooked parking meter. SpongeBob & Mrs. Puff drive by through a building, knocking it over]''}}
{{L|Officer Malley (Orange)|This'll fix ya! ''[They grunt as they hit a parking meter until it's straight]'' Now let's get that one. ''[points his nightstick at another crooked parking meter. SpongeBob & Mrs. Puff drive by through a building, knocking it over]''}}
{{L|Officer Nancy|Barnacles, did you see that?!}}
{{L|Officer Nancy|Barnacles, did you see that?!}}
{{L|Officer Malley|Yeah! That guy had no front license plate! Let's get him! ''[SpongeBob looks back at the numerous police cars chasing behind him and Mrs. Puff]''}}
{{L|Officer Malley (Orange)|Yeah! That guy had no front license plate! Let's get him! ''[SpongeBob looks back at the numerous police cars chasing behind him and Mrs. Puff]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, look at all those police! I wonder if the president's in town.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, look at all those police! I wonder if the president's in town.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[gasps]'' Look out! ''[The mayor is cutting a ribbon at the end of a bridge that is not finished]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[gasps]'' Look out! ''[The mayor is cutting a ribbon at the end of a bridge that is not finished]''}}
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still...! ''[a Police squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other Police squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Alive! I'm alive! Oh, thank Neptune, I'm still...! ''[a Police squad car smashes down on the boat mobile. The other Police squad cars fall on and around the truck. The truck falls over on its side as all the fruit punch comes pouring out]''}}
{{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in and everyone screams. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" by Richard Myhill on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cuts to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper made out of red ink from his pen]''}}
{{L|Feminine Tom|''[inside the retirement home]'' Alright, seniors, let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes. ''[when the window is opened, the fruit punch pours in and everyone screams. Scene cuts to Fred, who is mopping the hallway and listening to "Surfin' Summer" by Richard Myhill on his headphones. The fruit punch fills the hallway, drains, and Fred is still mopping the same spot. Scene cuts to an elderly fish man, who is writing on some paper made out of red ink from his pen]''}}
{{L|Elderly Fish|Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink. ''[red punch comes flowing in, making his memoir papers soggy and red]'' Aww, barnacles! (In Latin Spanish, he says "Oh, why me?") ''[scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is]''}}
{{L|Elderly Fish|Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink. ''[red punch comes flowing in, making his memoir papers soggy and red]'' Aww, barnacles! ''[scene cuts back to outside where all the mess is]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Ow. SpongeBob, are you okay?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Ow. SpongeBob, are you okay?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That depends. Did I pass?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That depends. Did I pass?}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[takes out a card and gives it to the bank teller]'' Here ya go.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure. ''[takes out a card and gives it to the bank teller]'' Here ya go.}}
{{L|Nat|Thank you. ''[SpongeBob's Jellyfishers Club Membership card is shown. As the bank teller types on the cash register, SpongeBob lifts up the sock on his head and gives Patrick a thumbs up]'' Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for both of your accounts.}}
{{L|Nat|Thank you. ''[SpongeBob's Jellyfishers Club Membership card is shown. As the bank teller types on the cash register, SpongeBob lifts up the sock on his head and gives Patrick a thumbs up]'' Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents for both of your accounts.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh. (In Latin Spanish, he says "Too bad")}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh.}}
{{L|Nat|Next! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the bank]''}}
{{L|Nat|Next! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick walk out of the bank]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that went better than expected.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, that went better than expected.}}
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{{L|Guard #1|What are you talking about, Puff?}}
{{L|Guard #1|What are you talking about, Puff?}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. ''[rips off the guards' faces leaving their skulls shown]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|You can't fool me! You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. ''[rips off the guards' faces leaving their skulls shown]''}}
{{L|Guard #1|Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end. (In Latin Spanish, he said "You got here so far, Puff. You reached the extreme.") ''[scene cuts to a second guard throwing Mrs. Puff, who is in a straitjacket, in a small, yellow square room]''}}
{{L|Guard #1|Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end. ''[scene cuts to a second guard throwing Mrs. Puff, who is in a straitjacket, in a small, yellow square room]''}}
{{L|Guard #2|Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! ''[slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]''}}
{{L|Guard #2|Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! ''[slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Oh, well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Made of sponge! ''[laughs. The room is made of yellow sponge as SpongeBob's face appears on all sides of the wall. Mrs. Puff screams as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air with the police behind them again.]'' I can pass the test, Mrs. Puff! I can pass the test! ''[The boats crash into the truck full of fruit punch, knocking it over, and spilling again]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Made of sponge! ''[laughs. The room is made of yellow sponge as SpongeBob's face appears on all sides of the wall. Mrs. Puff screams as the scene goes back to SpongeBob driving in mid-air with the police behind them again.]'' I can pass the test, Mrs. Puff! I can pass the test! ''[The boats crash into the truck full of fruit punch, knocking it over, and spilling again]''}}
{{L|Officer Malley (Green)|Freeze! Your joyride's over, punk. (In Latin Spanish, he says "Halt! Your crazy ride is over!") ''[police officers walk over]''}}
{{L|Officer Malley (Green)|Freeze! Your joyride's over, punk. ''[police officers walk over]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! What? ''[policemen arrest SpongeBob this time, because he now failed the driving test]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No! What? ''[policemen arrest SpongeBob this time, because he now failed the driving test]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No. No! What are you doing?! Help! Help! ''[As the officers carry him to the jail vehicle, he kicks his legs.]'' No, no, please! No! I have a snail to feed! I can't go to jail now! This is not a good time! No, please, please! I'm not a criminal! ''[They throw him into the back of the police car, then drives off to jail]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No. No! What are you doing?! Help! Help! ''[As the officers carry him to the jail vehicle, he kicks his legs.]'' No, no, please! No! I have a snail to feed! I can't go to jail now! This is not a good time! No, please, please! I'm not a criminal! ''[They throw him into the back of the police car, then drives off to jail]''}}

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