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{{L|SpongeBob|''[has a watermelon on his face]'' This must be the night driving part of the test.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[has a watermelon on his face]'' This must be the night driving part of the test.}} | ||
{{L|''[Scene cuts to two police officers Nancy and Malley using their nightsticks to hit something off-screen.]''}} | {{L|''[Scene cuts to two police officers Nancy and Malley using their nightsticks to hit something off-screen.]''}} | ||
{{L|Officer Nancy|We're | {{L|Officer Nancy|We're going to straighten you out!}} | ||
{{L|Officer Malley|This'll fix | {{L|Officer Malley|This'll fix you! ''[they grunt as they hit a parking meter for repairs until it's straight and fixed]'' Now let's get that one. ''[points his nightstick at another broken and crooked parking meter. SpongeBob and a screaming Mrs. Puff drive by through a building, knocking it over]''}} | ||
{{L|Officer Nancy|Barnacles, did you see that?!}} | {{L|Officer Nancy|Barnacles, did you see that?!}} | ||
{{L|Officer Malley|Yeah, that guy had no front license plate. Let's get him. ''[SpongeBob looks back at the numerous police cars chasing behind him and Mrs. Puff]''}} | {{L|Officer Malley|Yeah, that guy had no front license plate. Let's get him. ''[SpongeBob looks back at the numerous police cars chasing behind him and Mrs. Puff]''}} | ||
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{{L|''[Scene cuts to the outside of Patrick's rock]''}} | {{L|''[Scene cuts to the outside of Patrick's rock]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, it sounds like it's all your fault.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, it sounds like it's all your fault.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! Mrs. Puff's in jail and it's all because of me! I'm such a barnacle head! ''[Patrick takes one of his dots and puts it in the place of where his nose would be if he had one]'' Poor Mrs. Puff. I know, I | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you're right! Mrs. Puff's in jail and it's all because of me! I'm such a barnacle head! ''[Patrick takes one of his dots and puts it in the place of where his nose would be if he had one]'' Poor Mrs. Puff. I know, I got to get her out! But to get her out of jail, first we got to get in jail.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|How are we | {{L|Patrick|How are we going to do that?}} | ||
{{L|''[Scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}} | {{L|''[Scene cuts to the First Nautical Bank]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[he is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing the wrong way.]'' Put it in!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Alright, put the money in the bag! ''[he is in the bank, wearing a sock over his head, with a bag in his hands, facing the wrong way.]'' Put it in!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick, we'll get into jail this time. ''[a truck full of rocks drives up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Patrick, we'll get into jail this time. ''[a truck full of rocks drives up]''}} | ||
{{L|Fish|Hey, there's a couple. ''[gets out and throws the two rocks in the truck]''}} | {{L|Fish|Hey, there's a couple. ''[gets out and throws the two rocks in the truck]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard|Put your back in it, girls! ''[ | {{L|Guard|Put your back in it, girls! ''[female prisoners are crushing rocks outside. The truck arrives and unloads more rocks]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick, there she is! ''[both jump over to Mrs. Puff where she is about to hit them]'' Mrs. Puff, wait, it's us, SpongeBob and Patrick!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Look, Patrick, there she is! ''[both jump over to Mrs. Puff where she is about to hit them]'' Mrs. Puff, wait, it's us, SpongeBob and Patrick!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|That's funny. For a second, I thought that yellow rock talked to me. And its voice sounded a lot like...}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|That's funny. For a second, I thought that yellow rock talked to me. And its voice sounded a lot like...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|SpongeBob. It's me, SpongeBob. ''[Mrs. Puff screams as she throws the pickaxe behind her]'' We're | {{L|SpongeBob|SpongeBob. It's me, SpongeBob. ''[Mrs. Puff screams as she throws the pickaxe behind her]'' We're going to bust you out of here. Come on, Mrs. Puff! ''[Mrs. Puff starts shaking]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|It's you. What are you doing here? Why did you follow me in here? Why?! ''[the first guard walks up, with Mrs. Puff's pickaxe in his head]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|It's you. What are you doing here? Why did you follow me in here? Why?! ''[the first guard walks up, with Mrs. Puff's pickaxe in his head]''}} | ||
{{L|Guard #1|Alright, Mrs. Puff, it looks like this heat's gone to your head. If you're | {{L|Guard #1|Alright, Mrs. Puff, it looks like this heat's gone to your head. If you're going to talk to rocks, I guess it's time for you to go on kitchen duty.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, it must be the heat. Yes. ''[walks off]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Yes, it must be the heat. Yes. ''[walks off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn it! Okay, Patrick, let's get out of here. ''[a | {{L|SpongeBob|Darn it! Okay, Patrick, let's get out of here. ''[a female prisoner walks over]'' No, wait! ''[she smashes the two rocks into pieces]'' There goes our deposit on these costumes.}} | ||
{{L|''[scene cuts to lunchtime where Mrs. Puff is serving chili to the prisoners.]''}} | {{L|''[scene cuts to lunchtime where Mrs. Puff is serving chili to the prisoners.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|There you are. ''[a woman with a deep voice walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|There you are. ''[a woman with a deep voice walks up to Mrs. Puff]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Hi.}} | {{L|Patrick|Hi.}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|Why?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|Why?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|'Cause we're | {{L|SpongeBob|'Cause we're going to set you free!}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|No, I mean, why'd you bring him?}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|No, I mean, why'd you bring him?}} | ||
{{L|''[Patrick eats some chili]''}} | {{L|''[Patrick eats some chili]''}} | ||
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{{L|Mrs. Puff|He's right, SpongeBob. I'm staying.}} | {{L|Mrs. Puff|He's right, SpongeBob. I'm staying.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|But why?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|But why?}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking | {{L|Mrs. Puff|I like it here. These are my people! ''[cut to a shot of some angry, gruff looking female prisoners]'' And besides, if I'm in here, that means I won't have to deal with yooou... ''[we see SpongeBob sad. He is sniffling as a single teardrop falls from his eye, almost crying in the chili]'' ...uranium! In the water supply. ''[whips out a glass of water]'' See? Crystal clear! ''[guzzles the water and tosses away the glass]'' Aahhhh!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Excuse us just one second, Mrs. Puff. ''[to Patrick]'' Patrick, she has lost it! She's completely institutionalized. She's forgotten what it's like to live on the outside. To not be in prison.}} | ||
{{L|''[Scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic, then at his desk for work from the office, and then staring out his bedroom window at night]''}} | {{L|''[Scene cuts to Frankie Billy in traffic, then at his desk for work from the office, and then staring out his bedroom window at night]''}} | ||
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