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"'''Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)'''" is a song that was released as a bonus on the [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]] CD.
"'''Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)'''" is a song that was released as a bonus on the [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]] CD. This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.


==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
<poem>
 
''Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
''Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.''
But the world does not revolve around you
''But the world does not revolve around you''
Don't be a jerk
Don't be a jerk
It's Christmas
It's Christmas.


There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
''There's a sign above the line that says "Express"''
That means ten items or less
That means ten items or less
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas.


Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
''Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too''
Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you
Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls.


Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
''Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe''
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas.


It's Christmas!
''It's Christmas!''


When others are talking never interrupt
''When others are talking never interrupt''
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky).


Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
''Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes''
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas.


Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
''Santa brought nearly every gift on your list''
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas.


It's Christmas!
''It's Christmas!''


Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
''Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)''
It's Christmas
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas''
It's Christmas.
</poem>
 
<videogallery>
Video:Lego Spongebob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas (director's cut)
</videogallery>
 
[[Category:Songs]]
[[Category:Music]]
[[Category:Music]]

Revision as of 01:18, 10 June 2012

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"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD. This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.

Lyrics

Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. But the world does not revolve around you Don't be a jerk It's Christmas.

There's a sign above the line that says "Express" That means ten items or less Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you Use turn signals, don't screen my calls Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls.

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

It's Christmas!

When others are talking never interrupt Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up It's the time for family and holly and turkey 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky).

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list Why whine about the one that he missed? Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

<videogallery> Video:Lego Spongebob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas (director's cut) </videogallery>