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'''[[SpongeBob]]''' | '''[[SpongeBob]]''' | ||
Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here! Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk. | |||
''Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do'' | ''Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do'' | ||
But the world does not revolve around you | But the world does not revolve around you | ||
''Don't be a jerk'' | ''Don't be a jerk'' | ||
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''Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too'' | ''Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too'' | ||
'' | 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you | ||
Use turn signals Don't screen my calls | |||
Use turn signals Don't screen my calls | |||
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls | |||
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls | |||
''Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe'' | ''Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe'' | ||
'' | Squeeze [http://lyrics.wikia.com/SpongeBob_SquarePants:Don't_Be_A_Jerk_(It's_Christmas)# toothpaste] from the bottom of the tube | ||
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas | |||
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas | |||
''It's Christmas!'' | ''It's Christmas!'' | ||
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''When others are talking never interrupt'' | ''When others are talking never interrupt'' | ||
' | Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up | ||
It's the time for family and holly and turkey | |||
It's the time for family and holly and turkey | |||
'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky) | |||
'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky) | |||
''Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes'' | ''Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes'' | ||
'' | Take the [http://lyrics.wikia.com/SpongeBob_SquarePants:Don't_Be_A_Jerk_(It's_Christmas)# prize] and leave me nothing but flakes | ||
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) | Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) | ||
It's Christmas | It's Christmas | ||
''Santa brought nearly every gift on your list'' | ''Santa brought nearly every gift on your list'' | ||
Why whine about the one that he missed? | Why whine about the one that he missed? | ||
''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas'' | ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas'' | ||
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''It's Christmas!'' | ''It's Christmas!'' | ||
''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) | ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)'' | ||
It's Christmas | It's Christmas | ||
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It's Christmas | It's Christmas | ||
==It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Version== | ==It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Version== | ||
Revision as of 04:51, 27 April 2013
"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD, and in the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
Lyrics
Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here! Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you
Don't be a jerk
It's Christmas
There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
That means ten items or less
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals Don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
It's Christmas!
When others are talking never interrupt
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Version