Don't Be a Jerk: Difference between revisions

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Template:Infobox"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD, and in the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.

Lyrics

NOTE: Lyrics in red do not appear in the broadcast version of the song.

Ahoy everybody! SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.

Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you
Don't be a jerk
It's Christmas

There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
That means ten items or less
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas!

[instrumental]

When others are talking, never interrupt
Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)

Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
(It's Christmas!) Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

[fade]

It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Version

File:It's a spongebob christmas dont be a jerk

The clip from "It's a Spongebob Christmas".

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 ==Lyrics==
-'''[[SpongeBob]]:'''
+'''''NOTE:''' Lyrics in <font color="red">red</font> do not appear in the broadcast version of the song.''
-Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.
+Ahoy everybody! <font color="red">SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.</font>
-''Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do''
+''Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do''<br>
+''But the world does not revolve around you''<br>
+<font color="red">''Don't be a jerk''<br>
+''It's Christmas''<br>
+''There's a sign above the line that says "Express"''<br>
+''That means ten items or less''<br></font>
+''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br>
+''It's Christmas''<br>
-But the world does not revolve around you
+''Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too''<br>
+'''Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you''<br>
+''Use turn signals, don't screen my calls''<br>
+''Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls''<br>
-''Don't be a jerk''
+''Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe''<br>
+''Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube''<br>
+''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br>
+''It's Christmas''<br>
+It's Christmas!<br>
-''It's Christmas''
+[instrumental]
-''There's a sign above the line that says "Express"''
+''When others are talking, never interrupt''<br>
+''Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up''<br>
-''That means ten items or less''
+''It's the time for family and holly and turkey''<br>
+'''Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)''<br>
+<font color="red">''Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes''<br>
+''Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes''<br>
 ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''
+''It's Christmas''</font>
-''It's Christmas''
+''Santa brought nearly every gift on your list''<br>
+''Why whine about the one that he missed?''<br>
-''Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too''
+''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas''<br>
+''It's Christmas!''<br>
-'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
-Use turn signals Don't screen my calls
-Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
-''Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe''
-Squeeze [http://lyrics.wikia.com/SpongeBob_SquarePants:Don't_Be_A_Jerk_(It's_Christmas)# toothpaste] from the bottom of the tube
-Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
-''It's Christmas!''
-''When others are talking never interrupt''
+''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br>
+''It's Christmas''<br>
+''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br>
+''It's Christmas''<br>
+(It's Christmas!) ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br>
+''It's Christmas''<br>
+''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br>
+''It's Christmas''<br>
-Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
+[fade]
-It's the time for family and holly and turkey
-'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)
-''Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes''
-Take the [http://lyrics.wikia.com/SpongeBob_SquarePants:Don't_Be_A_Jerk_(It's_Christmas)# prize] and leave me nothing but flakes
-Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
-It's Christmas
-''Santa brought nearly every gift on your list''
-Why whine about the one that he missed?
-''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas''
-''It's Christmas!''
-''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''
-It's Christmas
-<span style="display: none;"> </span>
-<span id="cke_bm_77S" style="display: none;"> </span><span style="display: none;"> </span>'''<span id="cke_bm_79S" style="display: none;"> </span><span style="display: none;"> </span>'''<span id="cke_bm_75S" style="display: none;"><span id="cke_bm_76S" style="display: none;"> </span> </span><span style="display: none;"> </span>Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
-It's Christmas
 ==It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Version==