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{{ | {{Song | ||
| | |name = Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas!) | ||
|image = | |image = Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas).png | ||
| | |writer = [[Tom Kenny]]<br>[[Andy Paley]] | ||
| | |performer1 = [[SpongeBob SquarePants (character)|SpongeBob]] | ||
| | |voice1 = [[Tom Kenny]] | ||
| | |performer2 = Backup singer | ||
| | |voice2 = Chrissy Guerrero | ||
|performer3 = Backup singer 2 | |||
|voice3 = Tracy De Nise | |||
|episode = "[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] | |||
|released = [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]]<br>[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (album)]] | |||
|length = 1:51 | |||
}} | |||
"'''Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)'''" is a song that was released as a bonus on the [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]] CD, and in the episode [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|"It's a SpongeBob Christmas!"]] This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival. | |||
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
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Ahoy everybody! <font color="red">SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.</font> | Ahoy everybody! <font color="red">SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.</font> | ||
''Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do''<br> | ''Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do''<br /> | ||
''But the world does not revolve around you''<br> | ''But the world does not revolve around you''<br /> | ||
<font color="red">''Don't be a jerk''<br> | <font color="red">''Don't be a jerk''<br /> | ||
''It's Christmas''<br> | ''It's Christmas''<br /></font> | ||
''There's a sign above the line that says "Express"''<br> | <font color="red">''There's a sign above the line that says "Express"''<br /> | ||
''That means ten items or less''<br></font> | ''That means ten items or less''<br /></font> | ||
''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br> | ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br /> | ||
''It's Christmas''<br> | ''It's Christmas''<br /> | ||
''Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too''<br> | ''Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too''<br /> | ||
'''Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you''<br> | '''Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you''<br /> | ||
''Use turn signals, don't screen my calls''<br> | ''Use turn signals, don't screen my calls''<br /> | ||
''Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls''<br> | ''Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls''<br /> | ||
''Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe''<br> | ''Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe''<br /> | ||
''Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube''<br> | ''Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube''<br /> | ||
''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br> | ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br /> | ||
''It's Christmas''<br> | ''It's Christmas''<br /> | ||
It's Christmas!<br> | It's Christmas!<br /> | ||
[instrumental] | [instrumental] | ||
''When others are talking, never interrupt''<br> | ''When others are talking, never interrupt''<br /> | ||
''Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up''<br> | ''Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up''<br /> | ||
''It's the time for family and holly and turkey''<br> | ''It's the time for family and holly and turkey''<br /> | ||
'''Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)''<br> | '''Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)''<br /> | ||
<font color="red">''Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes''<br> | <font color="red">''Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes''<br /> | ||
''Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes''<br> | ''Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes''<br /> | ||
''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)'' | ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)'' | ||
''It's Christmas''</font> | ''It's Christmas''</font> | ||
''Santa brought nearly every gift on your list''<br> | ''Santa brought nearly every gift on your list''<br /> | ||
''Why whine about the one that he missed?''<br> | ''Why whine about the one that he missed?''<br /> | ||
''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas''<br> | ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas''<br /> | ||
''It's Christmas!''<br> | ''It's Christmas!''<br /> | ||
''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br> | ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br /> | ||
''It's Christmas''<br> | ''It's Christmas''<br /> | ||
''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br> | ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br /> | ||
''It's Christmas''<br> | ''It's Christmas''<br /> | ||
(It's Christmas!) ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br> | (It's Christmas!) ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br /> | ||
''It's Christmas''<br> | ''It's Christmas''<br /> | ||
''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br> | ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br /> | ||
''It's Christmas''<br> | ''It's Christmas''<br /> | ||
[fade] | [fade] | ||
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[[File:It's a spongebob christmas dont be a jerk|thumb|center| | [[File:It's a spongebob christmas dont be a jerk|thumb|center|360px|The clip from "It's a Spongebob Christmas".]] | ||
==Lego Version== | |||
[[File:Lego SpongeBob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas|thumb|center|361 px]] | |||
<p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;"> | <p style="margin-top:1em;margin-bottom:1em;"> | ||
</p> | </p> | ||
{{Music}} | {{Music}} | ||
Revision as of 16:12, 6 December 2014
Template:Song "Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD, and in the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
Lyrics
NOTE: Lyrics in red do not appear in the broadcast version of the song.
Ahoy everybody! SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you
Don't be a jerk
It's Christmas
There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
That means ten items or less
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
It's Christmas!
[instrumental]
When others are talking, never interrupt
Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)
Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
(It's Christmas!) Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
[fade]
It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Version
Lego Version