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Template:Song "Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD, and in the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" This was included in the 2008 "Built By Me" LEGO competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival. This song was also on the It's a SpongeBob Christmas! album.

Lyrics

NOTE: Lyrics in red do not appear in the broadcast version of the song.

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Trivia

This song is the antidote to Plankton's Jerktonium.
This is the second signature song of a Christmas special. The first is "The Very First Christmas" in "Christmas Who?"
The lyrics of this song are featured in the It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (book).

LEGO Version

File:Lego SpongeBob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas

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-}}"'''Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)'''" is a song that was released as a bonus on the [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]] CD, and in the episode "[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]" This was included in the 2008 "Built By Me" LEGO competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival. This song was also on the [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (album)|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] album.
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+"'''Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)'''" is a song that was released as a bonus on the [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]] CD, and in the episode "[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]" This was included in the 2008 "Built By Me" LEGO competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival. This song was also on the ''[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (album)|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]'' album.
 ==Lyrics==
-'''''NOTE:''' Lyrics in <font color="red">red</font> do not appear in the broadcast version of the song.''
+'''NOTE:''' Lyrics in <font color="red">red</font> do not appear in the broadcast version of the song.
-Ahoy everybody! <font color="red">SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.</font>
+{{Lyr-spoken|Ahoy everybody!}}
+{{Lyr-red-spoken|SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.}}
-''Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do''<br />
+{{Lyr|Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do}}
-''But the world does not revolve around you''<br />
+{{Lyr|But the world does not revolve around you}}
-<font color="red">''Don't be a jerk''<br />
+{{Lyr-red|Don't be a jerk}}
-''It's Christmas''<br /></font>
+{{Lyr-red|It's Christmas}}
-<font color="red">''There's a sign above the line that says "Express"''<br />
+{{Lyr-red|There's a sign above the line that says "Express"}}
-''That means ten items or less''<br /></font>
+{{Lyr-red|That means ten items or less}}
-''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br />
+{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
-''It's Christmas''<br />
+{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}
-''Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too''<br />
+{{Lyr|Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too}}
-'''Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you''<br />
+{{Lyr|'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you}}
-''Use turn signals, don't screen my calls''<br />
+{{Lyr|Use turn signals, don't screen my calls}}
-''Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls''<br />
+{{Lyr|Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls}}
-''Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe''<br />
+{{Lyr|Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe}}
-''Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube''<br />
+{{Lyr|Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube}}
-''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br />
+{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
-''It's Christmas''<br />
+{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}
-It's Christmas!<br />
+{{Lyr-spoken|It's Christmas!}}
-[instrumental]
+{{Lyr-spoken|[instrumental]}}
-''When others are talking, never interrupt''<br />
+{{Lyr|When others are talking, never interrupt}}
-''Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up''<br />
+{{Lyr|Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up''<br />}}
-''It's the time for family and holly and turkey''<br />
+{{Lyr|It's the time for family and holly and turkey}}
-'''Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)''<br />
+{{Lyr|'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)}}
-<font color="red">''Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes''<br />
+{{Lyr-red|Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes}}
-''Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes''<br />
+{{Lyr-red|Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes}}
-''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''
+{{Lyr-red|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
-''It's Christmas''</font>
+{{Lyr-red|It's Christmas}}
-''Santa brought nearly every gift on your list''<br />
+{{Lyr|Santa brought nearly every gift on your list}}
-''Why whine about the one that he missed?''<br />
+{{Lyr|Why whine about the one that he missed?}}
-''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas''<br />
+{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas}}
-''It's Christmas!''<br />
+{{Lyr|It's Christmas!}}
-''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br />
+{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
-''It's Christmas''<br />
+{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}
-''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br />
+{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
-''It's Christmas''<br />
+{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}
-(It's Christmas!) ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br />
+{{Lyr-spoken|(It's Christmas!) ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''}}
-''It's Christmas''<br />
+{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}
-''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''<br />
+{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
-''It's Christmas''<br />
+{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}
+{{Lyr-spoken|[fade]}}
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 ==Trivia==
 *This song is the antidote to Plankton's Jerktonium.
 *This is the second signature song of a Christmas special. The first is "[[The Very First Christmas]]" in "[[Christmas Who?]]"
-*The lyrics of this song are featured in the [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (book)]].
+*The lyrics of this song are featured in the [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (book)|''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!'' (book)]].
 ==LEGO Version==
 [[File:Lego SpongeBob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas|thumb|center|360px]]