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{{L|Patrick|Look, there's those!}}
{{L|Patrick|Look, there's those!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sees a small clown]'' Oh. Are you hungry, little clown? ''[tries to feed the little clown a piece of popcorn, but the ringmaster whips them]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sees a small clown]'' Oh. Are you hungry, little clown? ''[tries to feed the little clown a piece of popcorn, but the ringmaster whips them]''}}
{{L|Ringmaster|He-yah! Don't feed the clowns!}}
{{L|Ringmaster|He-yah! '''Don't feed the clowns!'''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[melts in his body]'' Why not?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[melts in his body]'' Why not?}}
{{L|Patrick|Huh? ''[pulls SpongeBob together]'' SpongeBob, are you mad? Clowns are dangerous animals. Why, at any moment, one of those things could get loose and bite our feet off! ''[pulls off his feet]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Huh? ''[pulls SpongeBob together]'' SpongeBob, are you mad? Clowns are dangerous animals. Why, at any moment, one of those things could get loose and bite our feet off! ''[pulls off his feet]''}}
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{{L|Little Clown|Huh? ''[hooing happily as SpongeBob is about to feed him popcorn]''}}
{{L|Little Clown|Huh? ''[hooing happily as SpongeBob is about to feed him popcorn]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob dumps popcorn in the little clown's hands, but the ringmaster catches them and whips them.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob dumps popcorn in the little clown's hands, but the ringmaster catches them and whips them.]''}}
{{L|Ringmaster|Don't feed the clowns!}}
{{L|Ringmaster|Don't feed '''''the clowns'''''!}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob screams and runs away from the circus with Patrick.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob screams and runs away from the circus with Patrick.]''}}
{{L|Patrick|My feet!}}
{{L|Patrick|My feet!}}
{{L|Ringmaster|Pack it up, everyone. ''[whips again]'' He-yah!}}
{{L|Ringmaster|Pack it up, everyone. ''[whips again]'' He-yah!}}
{{L|''[The clowns fold up the tent like an umbrella and pack up all of their props. The little clown attempted to help, but he gets stepped on and pushed around by the other clowns. The clowns load up the car, including the elephant snail, and begin to drive away. The little clown gets up and tries to catch up to the circus, but they kept on driving. The little clown is now lost and alone. The scene changes to SpongeBob dragging a bag of popcorn the next morning.]''}}
{{L|''[The clowns fold up the tent like an umbrella and pack up all of their props. The little clown attempted to help, but he gets stepped on and pushed around by the other clowns. The clowns load up the car, including the elephant snail, and begin to drive away. The little clown gets up and tries to catch up to the circus, but they kept on driving. The little clown is now lost and alone. Bubble transition to SpongeBob dragging a bag of popcorn the next morning.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't care what that mean old ringmaster says. That clown is hungry, and I'm gonna feed him. ''[sees cotton candy flying everywhere, but the circus is not there]'' Hey, where'd the circus go? Now I'll never find that little clown.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't care what that mean old ringmaster says. That clown is hungry, and I'm gonna feed him. ''[sees cotton candy flying everywhere, but the circus is not there]'' Hey, where'd the circus go? Now I'll never find that little clown.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob trips over something and drops his bag of popcorn. He gets up and sees the little clown. The little clown gets scared and squirts SpongeBob with his flower.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob trips over something and drops his bag of popcorn. He gets up and sees the little clown. The little clown gets scared and squirts SpongeBob with his flower.]''}}
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{{L|Vendor|My wieners! ''[growls]''}}
{{L|Vendor|My wieners! ''[growls]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, is this your cart? Sorry.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, is this your cart? Sorry.}}
{{L|''[The vendor grabs SpongeBob and the little clown. He stuffs SpongeBob in a bun like a hot dog and sprits the little clown on him like mustard. The vendor throws SpongeBob and the little clown away. The scene changes to SpongeBob's house.]''}}
{{L|''[The vendor grabs SpongeBob and the little clown. He stuffs SpongeBob in a bun like a hot dog and sprits the little clown on him like mustard. The vendor throws SpongeBob and the little clown away. Bubble transition to SpongeBob's house.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I think you'll get a job a lot quicker if we tone down the whole clown thing a smidge. Don't worry. When I get through with you, your own ringmaster won't recognize you.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I think you'll get a job a lot quicker if we tone down the whole clown thing a smidge. Don't worry. When I get through with you, your own ringmaster won't recognize you.}}
{{L|''[Several balloon animals pop on the screen. SpongeBob shaves the little clown's hair. He turns the little clown's pants strap into a tie. He puts a tuxedo on the little clown and replaces the clown's shoes with regular shoes. SpongeBob smooches himself and shows the little clown his new look. SpongeBob puts one more detail on the clown: a mustache. The little clown is happy and claps. The scene changes to a department building.]''}}
{{L|''[Several balloon animals pop on the screen. SpongeBob shaves the little clown's hair. He turns the little clown's pants strap into a tie. He puts a tuxedo on the little clown and replaces the clown's shoes with regular shoes. SpongeBob smooches himself and shows the little clown his new look. SpongeBob puts one more detail on the clown: a mustache. The little clown is happy and claps. Bubble transition to a department building.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|"Businessmen wanted." ''[opens the door]'' Go get 'em, little clown. Oh, I mean, Mr. Little Clown. ''[laughs as the little clown enters the building]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[reading the electronic sign]'' "Businessmen wanted." ''[opens the door]'' Go get 'em, little clown. Oh, I mean, Mr. Little Clown. ''[laughs as the little clown enters the building]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown presents himself to the boss.]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown presents himself to the boss.]''}}
{{L|Boss|Hmm? ''[grabs the little clown and puts him in his work station]'' Here's your stool. And here's your stamper. Now get to work.}}
{{L|Boss|Hmm? ''[grabs the little clown and puts him in his work station]'' Here's your stool. And here's your stamper. Now get to work.}}
{{L|''[The little clown begins his job and stamps several paperwork.]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown begins his job and stamps several paperwork.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[teary-eyed]'' Aww. ''[sheds a tear and leaves]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[teary-eyed]'' Aww. ''[sheds a tear and leaves]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown continues stamping the papers. He then stamps the papers with his feet. Then he stamps ink all over his face. He stamps his face onto the papers. He jumps on the conveyor belt and hops up and down. He stamps a checkmark on two employers and a no sign on another. A security guard drags the employer with the no sign out. The boss hears the commotion.]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown continues stamping the papers. Without SpongeBob, he then stamps the papers with his feet. Then he stamps ink all over his face. He stamps his face onto the papers. He jumps on the conveyor belt and hops up and down. He stamps a checkmark on two employers and a no sign on another. A security guard drags the employer with the no sign out. The boss hears the commotion.]''}}
{{L|Boss|Hmm?}}
{{L|Boss|Hmm?}}
{{L|''[He sees the little clown stamping his buttocks on the papers and making a total mess. He growls and pulls the conveyor belt down towards him.]''}}
{{L|''[He sees the little clown stamping his buttocks on the papers and making a total mess. He growls and pulls the conveyor belt down towards him.]''}}
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{{L|Boss's assistant|Um, you did, sir.}}
{{L|Boss's assistant|Um, you did, sir.}}
{{L|''[The little clown squeaks. The boss gets really mad and explodes a mushroom cloud over his head.]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown squeaks. The boss gets really mad and explodes a mushroom cloud over his head.]''}}
{{L|Boss|Fired!}}
{{L|Boss|'''''Fired!'''''}}
{{L|''[The little clown screams and runs out of the building. SpongeBob is flipping a coin until the little clown runs into him.]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown screams and runs out of the building. SpongeBob is flipping a coin until the little clown runs into him.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What happened, little clown? Didn't you like that job?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What happened, little clown? Didn't you like that job?}}
{{L|''[The little clown nods his head, saying "no," blows up a whoopee cushion and presses on it.]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown nods his head, saying "no," blows up a whoopee cushion and presses on it.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. ''[sees a fire hydrant]'' Ooh!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm. ''[sees a fire hydrant]'' Ooh!}}
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob taking the little clown, who is now dressed in his firefighting outfit, to the Bikini Bottom Fire Department.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob taking the little clown, who is now dressed in his firefighting outfit, to the Bikini Bottom Fire Department.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe a career in firefighting.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Maybe a career in firefighting.}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob opens the door and the little clown goes in the fire department. The fire engine drives out with the little clown.]''}}
{{L|''[SpongeBob opens the door and the little clown goes in the fire department. The fire engine drives out with the little clown.]''}}
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{{L|''[The little clown screams and grabs a bucket. He climbs up a ladder and instead of saving her and putting out the fire, he throws confetti in her face. The entire boating school becomes engulfed in flames until everything is burnt to a crisp.]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown screams and grabs a bucket. He climbs up a ladder and instead of saving her and putting out the fire, he throws confetti in her face. The entire boating school becomes engulfed in flames until everything is burnt to a crisp.]''}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[panting and puffs herself up]'' You're fired!}}
{{L|Mrs. Puff|''[panting and puffs herself up]'' You're fired!}}
{{L|''[Mrs. Puff's outburst causes the little clown to fall to the ground. The scene changes to SpongeBob and the little clown at the bakery.]''}}
{{L|''[Mrs. Puff's outburst causes her to deflate as the little clown falls to the ground. Bubble transition to SpongeBob and the little clown at the bakery.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|This is it, little clown. The last job available in Bikini Bottom. ''[puts a chef's hat on the little clown's head]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|This is it, little clown. The last job available in Bikini Bottom. ''[puts a chef's hat on the little clown's head]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown whimpers and gets really nervous.]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown whimpers and gets really nervous.]''}}
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{{L|Incidental 8|Huh? I didn't order a pie. ''[opens the box and SpongeBob and the little clown pop out; scaring her away]''}}
{{L|Incidental 8|Huh? I didn't order a pie. ''[opens the box and SpongeBob and the little clown pop out; scaring her away]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, little clown, I'm so sorry. I thought you needed a day job, but you're a clown. And a clown needs to run free.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, little clown, I'm so sorry. I thought you needed a day job, but you're a clown. And a clown needs to run free.}}
{{L|''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and the little clown traveling through the kelp forest. SpongeBob chops through the kelp with his knife. He peeks through the kelp and reveals a colorful world full of clowns. Clowns are riding on balloon animals, eating candy for food, throwing pies at eating other, and doing other crazy things clowns do at the circus. The little clown was so happy and hugs SpongeBob. He joins the other clowns, who examine him by sniffing him. The spray water at him and the other clown throws at pie at his friend. The little clown takes out a hammer and smacks the other clown with it.]''}}
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob and the little clown traveling through the kelp forest. SpongeBob chops through the kelp with his knife. He peeks through the kelp and reveals a colorful world full of clowns. Clowns are riding on balloon animals, eating candy for food, throwing pies at eating other, and doing other crazy things clowns do at the circus. The little clown was so happy and hugs SpongeBob. He joins the other clowns, who examine him by sniffing him. The spray water at him and the other clown throws at pie at his friend. The little clown takes out a hammer and smacks the other clown with it.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww. ''[gets pie splattered on his pants]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww. ''[gets pie splattered on his pants]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown waves good-bye to SpongeBob and runs off to join the other clowns.]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown waves good-bye to SpongeBob and runs off to join the other clowns.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww. ''[sheds a tear and gets pied in the face]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Aww. ''[sheds a tear and gets pied in the face]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown squeaks one last time and SpongeBob laughs.]''}}
{{L|''[The little clown squeaks one last time and SpongeBob laughs as the episode ends.]''}}
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