Don't Look Now/transcript

SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!

Squidward: (drinking drink)

SpongeBob: That's okay. I'll tell you.

Squidward: (drinking drink)

SpongeBob: It's Fisher-

Squidward: (drinking drink, puts one finger up)

Squidward: You may speak.

SpongeBob: (breath) Patrick and I are gonna see Fisherman 4! (both smile)

Squidward: Ha! You two won't sleep a week tonight if you see that movie.

SpongeBob: Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.

Patrick: Yeah. Nothing can scare us.

Squidward: Boo.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

Squidward: Ha ha ha ha ha.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Aah! (breathes and pants)

SpongeBob: Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. (They go in the aisle. The door closes and it is pitch dark in there.)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Woah!

SpongeBob: I wish we had a flashlight.

Anglerfish: (flashlight shines) Take your seats.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

SpongeBob: Seats taken, sir. Oooo, the movie's starting! (SpongeBob & Patrick eat popcorn)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

Fish: Sshhh!

SpongeBob: Sorry.

SpongeBob: The Fisherman's hook! Get off for dear daughter!

Patrick: You fools. (Fish in movie laughs while on seesaw)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (SpongeBob & Patrick's tongues stick out)

SpongeBob: The Fisherman's got him!

Patrick: And He´ll turn them into Fishsticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?

SpongeBob: Hold on, i'll take a peek.

Fish in Movie:  Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.

SpongeBob:  Patrick, it's okay.

Patrick: You sure? Aah! It's worse! They're kissing!

Fish in Movie: I love you, Susan.

Fish in Movie: It's Jennifer.

Fish in Movie: I'll never leave you, Jennifer.

Fish in Movie: Goodbye, Partner!

SpongeBob & Patrick: (SpongeBob & Patrick throw popcorn back) 

SpongeBob: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

(Two hours later)

Patrick: See if it's safe.

SpongeBob: Ohh, the movie's over.

Patrick: Ohh, dang. We hardly even saw it.

SpongeBob: Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through.

SpongeBob: Okay. Keep your eyes open.

Patrick: No problem.

Fish in Movie: I love eating ice cream.

SpongeBob: Patrick, i'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.

Patrick: I'm on it.

Spongebob: Whaaaa!!!

Fish in Movie: Hey! My Ice Cream! (falls to the floor and cries)

SpongeBob: Must close eyes! Too scary!

Patrick: I can't hold your eyelids! They're too slippery! (Patrick drops SpongeBob's eyelids and his hand goes in SpongeBob's eyes)

Patrick: Aah!

SpongeBob: Aah! (Fish walks by brooming; stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming)

SpongeBob: Oh, we missed the movie.

Patrick: What? Not again!

SpongeBob: That's okay, we'll just see the next one.

Anglerfish: I'm afraid not. That was the last show.

SpongeBob: Wow. What time is it?

Anglerfish: One minute to midnight.

SpongeBob: One...minute...to midnight?

Patrick: That's when the Fisherman comes out!

SpongeBob: Patrick, we got to get home!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! The Fisherman! Aah!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh? (clock ticks, signalling midnight)

SpongeBob & Patrick: It's Midnight! The Fisherman! (SpongeBob & Patrick run to SpongeBob's door)

SpongeBob: (breath) We made it.

Patrick: I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.

SpongeBob: Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and-avoid direct eye contact?

Patrick: It's like we're heros!

SpongeBob: Okay buddy. Sleep tight. i'll see you tommorow.

Patrick: Wait a second. You mean, i'm gotta walk all the way home alone?

SpongeBob: No. No you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door.

Patrick: Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead?

Patrick: You hear that? (foghorn blows)

SpongeBob: I think it's coming from over there.

SpongeBob & Patrick: It's the Fisherman! Aah! (tongues stick out) (they hide behind Patrick's rock) (Slasher McGee passes by)

SpongeBob: Oh, it's just Slasher McGee.

SpongeBob: Okay. I think i'll go home now.

SpongeBob: It's right over there. Just a few steps that away. In the dark? All alone?

Patrick: Oh,OK, Come on now, don't be all scared, I'll walk you home.

Spongebob: Aw, thanks old pal. But then, Who's gonna walk you home?

Patrick: Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it.

Spongebob and Patrick: The Fisherman! ahh! (Squidward wakes up and growls)

Spongebob and Patrick: Ahhhh! ahhhh! (breath) (breath) (breath)

Squidward: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? (Spongebob and Patrick jump to Squidward's windows)

SpongeBob: (teeth chatter) Oh, hey Squidward.

Squidward: What are you waking up to? Don't you know it's after midnight?

Patrick: We can't get home. We're too scared. (Squidward growls)

SpongeBob: Ohh, thank you Squidward. You are a true friend. (Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his foot, throws Patrick in)

Patrick: Thank you Squid- (Squidward closes Patrick's rock)

SpongeBob: Yeah, thank you Squidward. I don't think I ever would've gotten home with you. (Squidward pulls SpongeBob's pants, he goes into his mail slot, lands in his bed)

Squidward: I told those two knuckleheads not to watch that movie.

SpongeBob: Patrick, are you okay?

Patrick: Yeah, are you okay?

SpongeBob: I think so. Good night!

Patrick: Yeah. Just don't think about the Fisherman!

SpongeBob: Oh no.  I will not think about the Fisherman! Good night!

Squidward: Oh, the Fisherman the Fisherman. Ah, ah, ah. They want the Fisherman, eh? I'll give them the Fisherman!