Don't Look Now/transcript

Squidward: (drinking drink)

SpongeBob: That's okay. I'll tell you.

Squidward: (drinking drink)

SpongeBob: It's Fisher-

Squidward: (drinking drink, puts one finger up)

Squidward: You may speak.

SpongeBob: (breath) Patrick and I are gonna see Fisherman 4! (both smile)

Squidward: Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.

SpongeBob: Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.

Patrick: Yeah. Nothing can scare us.

Squidward: Boo.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

Squidward: Ha ha ha ha ha.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Aah! (breathes and pants)

SpongeBob: Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. (They go in the aisle. The door closes and it is pitch dark in there.)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Woah!

SpongeBob: I wish we had a flashlight.

Anglerfish: (flashlight shines) Take your seats.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

SpongeBob: Seats taken, sir. Oooo, the movie's starting! (SpongeBob & Patrick eat popcorn)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

Fish: Sshhh!

SpongeBob: Sorry.

(movie scene changes to kids playing in the playground; a shadow is seen above the water and a hook comes down)

SpongeBob: The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totters!

Patrick: You fools! (Fish in movie laughs while on seesaw)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (SpongeBob & Patrick's tongues stick out)

SpongeBob: The Fisherman's got him!

Patrick: And he´ll turn them into Fishsticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?

SpongeBob: Hold on, I'll take a peek.

Fish in Movie:  Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.

SpongeBob:  Patrick, it's okay.

Patrick: You sure? Aah! It's worse! They're kissing!

Fish in Movie: I love you, Susan.

Fish in Movie: It's Jennifer.

Fish in Movie: I'll never leave you, Jennifer.

Fish in Movie: Goodbye, Partner!

SpongeBob & Patrick: (SpongeBob & Patrick throw popcorn back) 

SpongeBob: Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

(Two hours later)

Patrick: See if it's safe.

SpongeBob: Ohh, the movie's over.

Patrick: Ohh, dang. We hardly even saw it.

SpongeBob: Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through.

SpongeBob: Okay. Keep your eyes open.

Patrick: No problem.

Fish in Movie: I love eating ice cream.

SpongeBob: Patrick, i'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.

Patrick: I'm on it.

SpongeBob: Whaaaa!!!

Fish in Movie: Hey! My Ice Cream! (falls to the floor and cries) It was rocky road!

SpongeBob: Must close eyes! Too scary!

Patrick: I can't hold your eyelids! They're too slippery! (Patrick drops SpongeBob's eyelids and his hand goes in SpongeBob's eyes)

Patrick: Aah!

SpongeBob: Aah! (Fish walks by brooming; stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming)

SpongeBob: Oh, we missed the movie.

Patrick: What? Not again!

SpongeBob: That's okay, we'll just see the next one.

Anglerfish: I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.

SpongeBob: Wow. What time is it?

Anglerfish: It is one minute to midnight.

SpongeBob: One...minute...to midnight?

Patrick: That's when the Fisherman comes out!

SpongeBob: Patrick, we got to get home!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! The Fisherman! Aah!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh? (clock ticks, signalling midnight)

SpongeBob & Patrick: It's midnight! The Fisherman! (SpongeBob & Patrick run to SpongeBob's door)

SpongeBob: (breath) We made it.

Patrick: I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.

SpongeBob: Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and-avoid direct eye contact?

Patrick: It's like we're heros!

SpongeBob: Okay buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tommorow.

Patrick: Wait a second. You mean, i'm gotta walk all the way home alone?

SpongeBob: No. No you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door.

Patrick: Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead?

Patrick: You hear that? (foghorn blows)

SpongeBob: I think it's coming from over there.

SpongeBob & Patrick: It's the Fisherman! Aah! (tongues stick out) (they hide behind Patrick's rock) (Slasher McGee passes by)

SpongeBob: Oh, it's just Slasher McGee.

SpongeBob: Okay. I think i'll go home now.

SpongeBob: It's right over there. Just a few steps that away. In the dark? All alone?

Patrick: Oh,OK, Come on now, don't be all scared, I'll walk you home.

SpongeBob: Aw, thanks old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?

Patrick: Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it.

SpongeBob and Patrick: The Fisherman! ahh! (Squidward wakes up and growls)

SpongeBob and Patrick: Ahhhh! ahhhh! (breath) (breath) (breath)

Squidward: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! (SpongeBob and Patrick jump to Squidward's windows)

SpongeBob: (teeth chatter) Oh, hey Squidward.

Squidward: What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!

Patrick: We can't get home.

SpongeBob: We're too scared. (Squidward growls; scene changes to SpongeBob on Squidward's head wearing his night hat and Patrick holding onto him)

SpongeBob: Ohh, thank you Squidward. You are a true friend. (Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his foot, throws Patrick in)

Patrick: Thank you Squid- (Squidward closes Patrick's rock)

SpongeBob: Yeah, thank you Squidward. I don't think I ever would've gotten home with you. 

Squidward: Hat.

SpongeBob: Oh yeah. (SpongeBob gives Squidward's night hat back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot, and into his bed)

Squidward: I told those two muttonheads not to watch that movie. (hears SpongeBob and Patrick calling out to each other from their houses)

SpongeBob: Patrick, are you okay?

Patrick: Yeah! Are you okay?

SpongeBob: I think so. Good night!

Patrick: Yeah. Good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!

SpongeBob: Oh no. I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!

Squidward: Oh, "The Fisherman. The Fisherman". Blah, blah, blah. They want the Fisherman, eh? I'll give them the Fisherman and how! (Squidward goes to his closet and pulls out a vampire costume) No. (pulls a Frankenstein costume) No. (pulls an Easter Bunny costume) Umm...no. (pulls a fisherman's hat and coat) Ah-ha! (lightning strike) It's time for those lame-brains to meet the real Fisherman. (puts on his hat with a beard attached to it; another lightning strike as Squidward lowers a hook from a fishing rod) This is gonna be good. (Squidward laughs) (Squidward's hook scrapes Patrick's rock and opens it, Patrick wakes up)

Patrick: Uh, hello? Someone there? Uh-huh. What's that? (the hook hooks under Patrick's nostril) There's something stuck... Oh, wait a second. Oh yeah. Hits the spot. Hold on. Oh yeah (Patrick drools) Right there. (Patrick laughs, Squidward laughs, and pulls the hook) Aah! (Patrick runs, pushs SpongeBob's door open closing door behind him, Patrick runs to SpongeBob's bedroom) SpongeBob! Get up! He's here!

SpongeBob: Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. Aah! Your face!

Patrick: Oh. There.

SpongeBob: Now who's here?

Patrick: Would did you say?

SpongeBob: What you just said.

Patrick: Oh. The Fisherman's here.

SpongeBob: The Fisherman!

Patrick: The Fisherman!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (SpongeBob and Patrick run in circles on SpongeBob's bed)

Squidward: Ha Ha Ha Ha. This is the most perfect. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But what I did was fine.

SpongeBob: Quick. Block the door.

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob & Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door) Get everything?

Patrick: What about this? (Patrick holds Gary)

SpongeBob: Not Gary.

SpongeBob: Think it'll hold?

Patrick: I sure hope so. (SpongeBob and Patrick look into window)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (Squidward opens window)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

Patrick: Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.

SpongeBob: Oh yeah. Just like the movie.

Squidward: I'm the Deadly Fisherman!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

SpongeBob: I guess this is the end, old buddy.

Patrick: I don't want to die in my underwear!

SpongeBob: Here. Die in mine.

Patrick: Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. Here you go.

SpongeBob: And here you go. Now where were we? Oh yeah.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! We're gonna be turned into Fishsticks! 

Squidward: Ha Ha. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

SpongeBob: That thing's eating Squidward!

Patrick: Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him!  Okay, with thirty-three. I need you to go gone. Your going down, Fisherman!

SpongeBob: Don't worry Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. (Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward) Okay! I think you got it! (sirens) (Squidward grumbles) There, there, no need to digest. We're only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. We don't have to be afraid of that old monster anymore.

Squidward: Huh?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (SpongeBob & Patrick run into ambulance) (Costume falls down)

Gary: Meow.

(episode ends)