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{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[him and Patrick are at the movie theatre getting their popcorn. They walk over to Squidward]'' Hi, Squidward! Bet you can't guess what movie we're gonna see!}}


'''Squidward: '''(drinking drink)
*'''Squidward: '''''[is drinking his drink]''
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">That's okay. I'll tell you.</span>
*'''Squidward:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> ''[is still drinking his drink]''</span>
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> It's ''Fisher...''</span>
*'''Squidward: '''''[<span style="line-height:21px;">puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips] </span>''<span style="line-height:21px;">Ah. </span><span style="line-height:21px;">You may speak.</span>


'''SpongeBob: '''That's okay. I'll tell you.
*'''SpongeBob: '''''[takes a ''<span style="line-height:21px;">''deep breath]'' Patrick and I are gonna see ''Fisherman 4! [both smile]''</span>


'''Squidward:''' (drinking drink)
*'''Squidward:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.</span>


'''SpongeBob:''' It's Fisher-
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.</span>


'''Squidward: '''(drinking drink, puts one finger up)
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Yeah. Nothing can scare us.</span>


'''Squidward: '''You may speak.
*'''Squidward:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> ''[effortlessly] ''Boo.</span>


'''SpongeBob: '''(breath) Patrick and I are gonna see Fisherman 4! (both smile)
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Aah! ''[run away]''</span>


'''Squidward:''' Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.
*'''Squidward:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. ''[sips his drink]''</span>


'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Aah! ''[stop and pant]''</span>


'''Patrick: '''Yeah. Nothing can scare us.
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. ''[he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]''</span>


'''Squidward:''' Boo.
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Whoa!</span>
*'''Patrick: '''


'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah!
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I wish we had a flashlight. </span>''[a flashlight shines on them]''


'''Squidward:''' Ha ha ha ha ha.
*'''Cinema Anglerfish:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Take your seats.</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Aah! ''[sit down]''</span>
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Aah! (breathes and pants)
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! ''[he & Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following ''preview ''has been approved for'' all audiences ''- ''S: ''Rated S for Scary." Then it says, ''"Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook."'' Lightning flashes in the movie]''</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Aah!</span>
'''SpongeBob: '''Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. (They go in the aisle. The door closes and it is pitch dark in there.)
*'''Shubie:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Shhh!</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Sorry. ''[the ''</span><span style="line-height:21px;">''movie scene changes to kids playing in the playground. Monroe Timmy is on the see-saw laughing]'' So, this isn't too scary. ''[the shadow of the Fisherman is seen above the water and his hook comes down]'' </span><span style="line-height:21px;">The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totter!</span>
'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Woah!
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">You fools! ''[the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]''</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Aah! ''[tongues stick out]''</span>
'''SpongeBob:''' I wish we had a flashlight.
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> The Fisherman's got him!</span>
 
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?</span>
'''Anglerfish:''' (flashlight shines) Take your seats.
*'''SpongeBob: '''Uh, h<span style="line-height:21px;">old on, I'll take a peek''. [the movie scene changes to two fish sitting together on a bench]''</span>
 
*'''Male Fish in Movie: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.</span>
'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah!
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Patrick, it's okay.</span>
 
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">You sure? Aah! It's worse! ''[the fishes kiss] ''They're kissing! </span>
'''SpongeBob: '''Seats taken, sir. Oooo, the movie's starting! (SpongeBob & Patrick eat popcorn)
*'''Male Fish in Movie:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I love you, Susie.</span>
 
*'''Female Fish in Movie:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> It's Jennifer.</span>
'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah!
*'''Male Fish in Movie: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">I'll never leave you, Jennifer. ''[the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up] ''</span><span style="line-height:21px;">Goodbye, Barbara!</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">The Fisherman! ''[throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]''</span>
'''Fish:''' Sshhh!
*<span style="line-height:21px;">'''People: '''Aah! ''[grumble]''</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''Uh,<span style="line-height:21px;"> sorry. Sorry. Sorry! ''[get their buckets back]''</span>
'''SpongeBob:''' Sorry.
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Aah!</span>
 
*<span style="line-height:21px;">'''Narrator: '''Two hours later...</span>
(movie scene changes to kids playing in the playground; a shadow is seen above the water and a hook comes down)
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> See if it's safe. ''[SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]''</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''Aww<span style="line-height:21px;">, the movie's over. ''[Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]''</span>
'''SpongeBob: '''The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totters!
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through. ''[scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two fish eating ice cream] ''</span><span style="line-height:21px;">Okay. Keep your eyes open.</span>
'''Patrick: '''You fools! (Fish in movie laughs while on seesaw)
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> No problem.</span>
 
*'''Make Fish in Movie:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I love eating ice cream.</span>
'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah! (SpongeBob & Patrick's tongues stick out)
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.</span>
 
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I'm on it. ''[goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]''</span>
'''SpongeBob:''' The Fisherman's got him!
*'''SpongeBob: '''D'<span style="line-height:21px;">ohhhh! ''[the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]''</span>
 
*'''Fish in Movie: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Hey! My ice cream! ''[falls to ''</span><span style="line-height:21px;">''the ground and cries]'' It was rocky road!</span>
'''Patrick:''' And he´ll turn them into Fishsticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Must close eyes! Too scary!</span>
 
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">I can't hold your eyelids and they're too slippery! ''[SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them]'' Ow! </span><span style="line-height:21px;">Aah!</span>
'''SpongeBob: '''Hold on, I'll take a peek.
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Aah! ''[a fish walks by brooming but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again]''</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Oh, no, we missed the movie.</span>
'''Fish in Movie: ''' Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> What?! Not again!</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">It's okay, we'll just see the next one.</span>
'''SpongeBob: ''' Patrick, it's okay.
*'''Cinema Anglerfish: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Wow. What time is it?</span>
'''Patrick: '''You sure? Aah! It's worse! They're kissing!
*'''Anglerfish: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">It is</span>''' '''<span style="line-height:21px;">one minute to midnight.</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> One... minute... to midnight?!</span>
'''Fish in Movie:''' I love you, Susan.
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> That's when the Fisherman comes out!</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Patrick, we got to get home!</span>
'''Fish in Movie:''' It's Jennifer.
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Aah! The Fisherman! Aah! </span><span style="line-height:21px;">Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh? (clock ticks, signalling midnight) </span><span style="line-height:21px;">It's midnight! The Fisherman! (SpongeBob & Patrick run to SpongeBob's door)</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> (breath) We made it.</span>
'''Fish in Movie: '''I'll never leave you, Jennifer.
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and avoided direct eye contact...</span>
'''Fish in Movie:''' Goodbye, Partner!
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> It's like we're heroes.</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tommorow.</span>
'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' (SpongeBob & Patrick throw popcorn back) 
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Wait a second. You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door.</span>
'''SpongeBob: '''Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry!
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? </span><span style="line-height:21px;">You hear that? (foghorn blows)</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> I think it's coming from over there.</span>
'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aah!
*'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">It's the Fisherman! Aah! (tongues stick out) (they hide behind Patrick's rock) (Slasher McGee passes by)</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. </span><span style="line-height:21px;">Okay. I think I'll go home now. </span><span style="line-height:21px;">It's right over there. Just a few steps that away. In the dark? All alone?</span>
(Two hours later)
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Oh, OK, Come on now, don't be all scared, I'll walk you home.</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?</span>
'''Patrick:''' See if it's safe.
*'''Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it.</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">The Fisherman! Ahh! (Squidward wakes up and growls)''' '''A</span><span style="line-height:21px;">hhhh! Ahhhh! (breath) (breath) (breath)</span>
'''SpongeBob: '''Ohh, the movie's over.
*'''Squidward: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">''What is wrong with you?!'' (SpongeBob and Patrick jump to Squidward's windows)</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> (teeth chatter) Oh, hey, Squidward.</span>
'''Patrick:''' Ohh, dang. We hardly even saw it.
*'''Squidward: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!</span>
 
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> We can't get home.</span>
'''SpongeBob: '''Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through.
*'''SpongeBob: '''<span style="line-height:21px;">We're too scared. (Squidward growls; scene changes to SpongeBob on Squidward's head wearing his night hat and Patrick holding onto him)</span>
 
*'''SpongeBob:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Ohh, thank you Squidward. You are a true friend. (Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his foot, throws Patrick in)</span>
'''SpongeBob: '''Okay. Keep your eyes open.
*'''Patrick:'''<span style="line-height:21px;"> Thank you, Squid... (Squidward closes Patrick's rock)</span>
 
'''Patrick:''' No problem.
 
'''Fish in Movie:''' I love eating ice cream.
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Patrick, i'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.
 
'''Patrick:''' I'm on it.
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Whaaaa!!!
 
'''Fish in Movie: '''Hey! My Ice Cream! (falls to the floor and cries) It was rocky road!
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Must close eyes! Too scary!
 
'''Patrick: '''I can't hold your eyelids! They're too slippery! (Patrick drops SpongeBob's eyelids and his hand goes in SpongeBob's eyes)
 
'''Patrick:''' Aah!
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Aah! (Fish walks by brooming; stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming)
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, we missed the movie.
 
'''Patrick:''' What? Not again!
 
'''SpongeBob: '''That's okay, we'll just see the next one.
 
'''Anglerfish: '''I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Wow. What time is it?
 
'''Anglerfish: It is '''one minute to midnight.
 
'''SpongeBob:''' One...minute...to midnight?
 
'''Patrick:''' That's when the Fisherman comes out!
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, we got to get home!
 
'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah! The Fisherman! Aah!
 
'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh? (clock ticks, signalling midnight)
 
'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' It's midnight! The Fisherman! (SpongeBob & Patrick run to SpongeBob's door)
 
'''SpongeBob:''' (breath) We made it.
 
'''Patrick:''' I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and-avoid direct eye contact?
 
'''Patrick:''' It's like we're heros!
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Okay buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tommorow.
 
'''Patrick:''' Wait a second. You mean, i'm gotta walk all the way home alone?
 
'''SpongeBob:''' No. No you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door.
 
'''Patrick:''' Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead?
 
'''Patrick: '''You hear that? (foghorn blows)
 
'''SpongeBob:''' I think it's coming from over there.
 
'''SpongeBob & Patrick: '''It's the Fisherman! Aah! (tongues stick out) (they hide behind Patrick's rock) (Slasher McGee passes by)
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Oh, it's just Slasher McGee.
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I think i'll go home now.
 
'''SpongeBob: '''It's right over there. Just a few steps that away. In the dark? All alone?
 
'''Patrick: '''Oh,OK, Come on now, don't be all scared, I'll walk you home.
 
'''SpongeBob: '''Aw, thanks old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?
 
'''Patrick: '''Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it.
 
'''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''The Fisherman! ahh! (Squidward wakes up and growls)
 
'''SpongeBob and Patrick: '''Ahhhh! ahhhh! (breath) (breath) (breath)
 
'''Squidward: '''WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! (SpongeBob and Patrick jump to Squidward's windows)
 
'''SpongeBob:''' (teeth chatter) Oh, hey Squidward.
 
'''Squidward: '''What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!
 
'''Patrick:''' We can't get home.
 
'''SpongeBob: '''We're too scared. (Squidward growls; scene changes to SpongeBob on Squidward's head wearing his night hat and Patrick holding onto him)
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh, thank you Squidward. You are a true friend. (Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his foot, throws Patrick in)
 
'''Patrick:''' Thank you Squid- (Squidward closes Patrick's rock)


'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, thank you Squidward. I don't think I ever would've gotten home with you. 
'''SpongeBob:''' Yeah, thank you Squidward. I don't think I ever would've gotten home with you. 

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  • Squidward: [is drinking his drink]
  • SpongeBob: That's okay. I'll tell you.
  • Squidward: [is still drinking his drink]
  • SpongeBob: It's Fisher...
  • Squidward: [puts one finger up then stops drinking and smacks his lips] Ah. You may speak.
  • SpongeBob: [takes a deep breath] Patrick and I are gonna see Fisherman 4! [both smile]
  • Squidward: Ha! You two won't sleep a wink tonight if you see that movie.
  • SpongeBob: Squidward, you are looking at two very grown up big boys.
  • Patrick: Yeah. Nothing can scare us.
  • Squidward: [effortlessly] Boo.
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! [run away]
  • Squidward: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. [sips his drink]
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: Aah! [stop and pant]
  • SpongeBob: Ahem. We'll show Squidward. We're not afraid of any old movie. [he and Patrick go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Whoa!
  • Patrick: 
  • SpongeBob: I wish we had a flashlight. [a flashlight shines on them]
  • Cinema Anglerfish: Take your seats.
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! [sit down]
  • SpongeBob: Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! [he & Patrick start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following preview has been approved for all audiences - S: Rated S for Scary." Then it says, "Fisherman 4: Attack of the Hook." Lightning flashes in the movie]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!
  • Shubie: Shhh!
  • SpongeBob: Sorry. [the movie scene changes to kids playing in the playground. Monroe Timmy is on the see-saw laughing] So, this isn't too scary. [the shadow of the Fisherman is seen above the water and his hook comes down] The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter-totter!
  • Patrick: You fools! [the hook goes into Monroe Timmy's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! [tongues stick out]
  • SpongeBob: The Fisherman's got him!
  • Patrick: And he'll fry them into fish sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?
  • SpongeBob: Uh, hold on, I'll take a peek. [the movie scene changes to two fish sitting together on a bench]
  • Male Fish in Movie: Thank you for meeting me, Edwina, at midnight.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, it's okay.
  • Patrick: You sure? Aah! It's worse! [the fishes kiss] They're kissing! 
  • Male Fish in Movie: I love you, Susie.
  • Female Fish in Movie: It's Jennifer.
  • Male Fish in Movie: I'll never leave you, Jennifer. [the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male fish by his pants and pulls him up] Goodbye, Barbara!
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: The Fisherman! [throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]
  • People: Aah! [grumble]
  • SpongeBob: Uh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry! [get their buckets back]
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!
  • Narrator: Two hours later...
  • Patrick: See if it's safe. [SpongeBob puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]
  • SpongeBob: Aww, the movie's over. [Patrick does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]
  • Patrick: Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.
  • SpongeBob: Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through. [scene cuts to him and Patrick watching the movie again. There are two fish eating ice cream] Okay. Keep your eyes open.
  • Patrick: No problem.
  • Make Fish in Movie: I love eating ice cream.
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.
  • Patrick: I'm on it. [goes to the row behind them and pulls SpongeBob's eyelids]
  • SpongeBob: D'ohhhh! [the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the fish's ice cream]
  • Fish in Movie: Hey! My ice cream! [falls to the ground and cries] It was rocky road!
  • SpongeBob: Must close eyes! Too scary!
  • Patrick: I can't hold your eyelids and they're too slippery! [SpongeBob's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them] Ow! Aah!
  • SpongeBob: Aah! [a fish walks by brooming but stops when he hears SpongeBob and Patrick screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. SpongeBob and Patrick are hugging each other. Patrick has his bucket on his head. SpongeBob looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again]
  • SpongeBob: Oh, no, we missed the movie.
  • Patrick: What?! Not again!
  • SpongeBob: It's okay, we'll just see the next one.
  • Cinema Anglerfish: I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.
  • SpongeBob: Wow. What time is it?
  • Anglerfish: It is one minute to midnight.
  • SpongeBob: One... minute... to midnight?!
  • Patrick: That's when the Fisherman comes out!
  • SpongeBob: Patrick, we got to get home!
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! The Fisherman! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Oh? (clock ticks, signalling midnight) It's midnight! The Fisherman! (SpongeBob & Patrick run to SpongeBob's door)
  • SpongeBob: (breath) We made it.
  • Patrick: I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and avoided direct eye contact...
  • Patrick: It's like we're heroes.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tommorow.
  • Patrick: Wait a second. You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?
  • SpongeBob: No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door.
  • Patrick: Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? You hear that? (foghorn blows)
  • SpongeBob: I think it's coming from over there.
  • SpongeBob & Patrick: It's the Fisherman! Aah! (tongues stick out) (they hide behind Patrick's rock) (Slasher McGee passes by)
  • SpongeBob: Oh, it's just Slasher McGee. Okay. I think I'll go home now. It's right over there. Just a few steps that away. In the dark? All alone?
  • Patrick: Oh, OK, Come on now, don't be all scared, I'll walk you home.
  • SpongeBob: Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?
  • Patrick: Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it.
  • SpongeBob and Patrick: The Fisherman! Ahh! (Squidward wakes up and growls) Ahhhh! Ahhhh! (breath) (breath) (breath)
  • Squidward: What is wrong with you?! (SpongeBob and Patrick jump to Squidward's windows)
  • SpongeBob: (teeth chatter) Oh, hey, Squidward.
  • Squidward: What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!
  • Patrick: We can't get home.
  • SpongeBob: We're too scared. (Squidward growls; scene changes to SpongeBob on Squidward's head wearing his night hat and Patrick holding onto him)
  • SpongeBob: Ohh, thank you Squidward. You are a true friend. (Squidward opens Patrick's rock with his foot, throws Patrick in)
  • Patrick: Thank you, Squid... (Squidward closes Patrick's rock)

SpongeBob: Yeah, thank you Squidward. I don't think I ever would've gotten home with you. 

Squidward: Hat.

SpongeBob: Oh yeah. (SpongeBob gives Squidward's night hat back. Squidward pulls SpongeBob's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot, and into his bed)

Squidward: I told those two muttonheads not to watch that movie. (hears SpongeBob and Patrick calling out to each other from their houses)

SpongeBob: Patrick, are you okay?

Patrick: Yeah! Are you okay?

SpongeBob: I think so. Good night!

Patrick: Yeah. Good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!

SpongeBob: Oh no. I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!

Squidward: Oh, "The Fisherman. The Fisherman". Blah, blah, blah. They want the Fisherman, eh? I'll give them the Fisherman and how! (Squidward goes to his closet and pulls out a vampire costume) No. (pulls a Frankenstein costume) No. (pulls an Easter Bunny costume) Umm...no. (pulls a fisherman's hat and coat) Ah-ha! (lightning strike) It's time for those lame-brains to meet the real Fisherman. (puts on his hat with a beard attached to it; another lightning strike as Squidward lowers a hook from a fishing rod) This is gonna be good. (Squidward laughs) (Squidward's hook scrapes Patrick's rock and opens it, Patrick wakes up)

Patrick: Uh, hello? Someone there? Uh-huh. What's that? (the hook hooks under Patrick's nostril) There's something stuck... Oh, wait a second. Oh yeah. Hits the spot. Hold on. Oh yeah (Patrick drools) Right there. (Patrick laughs, Squidward laughs, and pulls the hook) Aah! (Patrick runs, pushs SpongeBob's door open closing door behind him, Patrick runs to SpongeBob's bedroom) SpongeBob! Get up! He's here!

SpongeBob: Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. Aah! Your face!

Patrick: Oh. There.

SpongeBob: Now who's here?

Patrick: Would did you say?

SpongeBob: What you just said.

Patrick: Oh. The Fisherman's here.

SpongeBob: The Fisherman!

Patrick: The Fisherman!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (SpongeBob and Patrick run in circles on SpongeBob's bed)

Squidward: Ha Ha Ha Ha. This is the most perfect. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But what I did was fine.

SpongeBob: Quick. Block the door.

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob & Patrick push stuff over to SpongeBob bedroom door) Get everything?

Patrick: What about this? (Patrick holds Gary)

SpongeBob: Not Gary.

SpongeBob: Think it'll hold?

Patrick: I sure hope so. (SpongeBob and Patrick look into window)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (Squidward opens window)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

Patrick: Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.

SpongeBob: Oh yeah. Just like the movie.

Squidward: I'm the Deadly Fisherman!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

SpongeBob: I guess this is the end, old buddy.

Patrick: I don't want to die in my underwear!

SpongeBob: Here. Die in mine.

Patrick: Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. Here you go.

SpongeBob: And here you go. Now where were we? Oh yeah.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! We're gonna be turned into Fishsticks! 

Squidward: Ha Ha. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah!

SpongeBob: That thing's eating Squidward!

Patrick: Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him!  Okay, with thirty-three. I need you to go gone. Your going down, Fisherman!

SpongeBob: Don't worry Squidward. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. (Patrick throws heavy objects onto Squidward) Okay! I think you got it! (sirens) (Squidward grumbles) There, there, no need to digest. We're only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. We don't have to be afraid of that old monster anymore.

Squidward: Huh?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aah! (SpongeBob & Patrick run into ambulance) (Costume falls down)

Gary: Meow.

(episode ends)