Accidents Will Happen/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Patrick|Ow! ''[cuts to scene where Squidward relaxes on Krusty Krab roof]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|After tea, I'd like a tentacle massage.}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I ain't touching your tentacles with a 10-ft ankling.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I ain't touching your tentacles with a 10-ft pole...}}
-{{L|Squidward|''[on phone]'' Hello, I'd like a tentacle massage....''[Mr. Krabs chews on phone]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|''[on phone]'' Hello, Office Workers Safety Department....''[Mr. Krabs jumps at Squidward ripping the phone out of his hand. Then appearing to eat it.]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'll be right back. How's the solution coming?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Not happening yet, but we're working on it. ''[Mr. Krabs sighs]''}}
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 {{L|Bill|Uh aren't you gonna wash your......''[groaning]''}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I need to keep this up?}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long full recovery. Plus, don't forget about my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams & then cries]'' ''[customers mutter in anger]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long full recovery. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams & then cries]'' ''[customers mutter in anger]''}}
 {{L|OWS Manager|Office Working Safety Department.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Squidward, after all I've done for you, you've called the OWS.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|He didn't call him Mr. Krabs, we did. We wanted to find out what the real problem is. Right Patrick?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|He didn't call him Mr. Krabs, we did. We some help with the investigation. Right Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Uh, breakfast, green, Finland. ''[cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}}
-{{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occurred. Would anyone tell me what happened.}}
+{{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occurred. Can anyone tell me what happened.}}
-{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to. ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can live the whole tragic episode, if I must. It was just another day at the Krusty Krab,I was at the register, giving it a nice shine between orders, when suddenly I saw, a patty bun with 10 seeds instead of 11. I was about to stand Excuse me, sir.}}
+{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to. ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can live the whole tragic episode, if I must. It was just another day at the Krusty Krab,I was at the register, giving it a nice shine between orders, when something a party bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. Now I wasn't about to stand by and watch a customer go without all his garenteed  nutrients and  vitamins. So I stung in to action."}}
+{{L|Squidward|"Excuse me, sir.}}
 {{L|Bill|What a nice and charming individual.}}
-{{L|Squidward|But then, I went to the back just to get a new one, and just I was about to reach one, I heard the chain snap! I tripped and feel, and then I cried for help. ''[crying]'' Help! Help! But the worst part was that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
+{{L|Squidward|Thats when I entered the back room get a new bun, and just when I was about to reach one, I heard a slight creek. The chained snapped, and then, wham! I I lay on the floor for nearly six hours crying softly for help. '[crying]'' Help! H-help! Help.  But the worst part was that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
 {{L|OWS Manager|Oh, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved. ''[types random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... dollar!}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[blinking, gasping]'' No!! Oh, Why, why, why?! ''[gasps]'' Hold on a sec. That's my security surveillance camera.}}
 {{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' WHAT?!?}}
-{{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened. ''[Squidward is going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You fffaker! Not to mention that you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|I yeah I forgot. I borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Squidward is going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You fffaker! Not to mention that you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}}
 {{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}}
-{{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squid gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back he screams in sorrowness.]''}}
+{{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squid gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back he screams in sorrowness.]''}p