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{{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside]''}} | {{L|''[Transitions to the Krusty Krab, which is surrounded by boats. In his office, Mr. Krabs is checking his money records. He hears shouting from outside]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...?! ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...?! ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}} | ||
{{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? '' | {{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? ''Where's the dude in the boat?!''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob!! Where in Poseidon's pantyhoes is that sorry excuse for a cashier?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash-?" Oooooh! You mean Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash-?" Oooooh! You mean Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh. He requires ''[privacy]'', does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[he bursts into tears]'' Are you hurt?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh. He requires ''[privacy]'', does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[he bursts into tears]'' Are you hurt?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[He picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[he bursts into tears again]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[He picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[he bursts into tears again]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs continues sobbing]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sobs even louder]'' | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs? ''[Mr. Krabs continues sobbing]'' Mr. Krabs! ''[Mr. Krabs sobs even louder]'' Mr. Krabs!! ''[he stops sobbing]'' Your shelf collapsed on me, and I twisted my ankle! ''[He lifts up his tentacle, which is badly twisted]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I didn't even know you had ankles.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I didn't even know you had ankles.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|As if working here wasn't bad enough, now I've been injured on the job.}} | {{L|Squidward|As if working here wasn't bad enough, now I've been injured on the job.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Oh, no no no, don't touch me! ''[SpongeBob grabs Squidward's nose and runs his stethoscope over it]'' SpongeBob, would you mind letting go of my nose?}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, no no no, don't touch me! ''[SpongeBob grabs Squidward's nose and runs his stethoscope over it]'' SpongeBob, would you mind letting go of my nose?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure. ''[he lets go of Squidward's nose, and it flies back, hitting Squidward]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, sure. ''[he lets go of Squidward's nose, and it flies back, hitting Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Ow! | {{L|Squidward|Ow! ''[he takes the end of SpongeBob's stethoscope and shouts into the end of it]'' Get away from me!!! ''[SpongeBob shakes from the yell and hits his eardrums to make it stop]'' Well, this is it! I am reporting you to the OWS!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Please don't report me to the OWS. I'll do anything. Anything at all ya ask.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Please don't report me to the OWS. I'll do anything. Anything at all ya ask.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I could sure use a pillow.}} | {{L|Squidward|I could sure use a pillow.}} | ||
''[comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back]'' | |||
* ''[Mr. Krabs comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back]'' | |||
{{L|Squidward|And one more for my foot.}} | {{L|Squidward|And one more for my foot.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, sure thing. ''[comes back with another pillow which is placed under Squidward's twisted foot]'' Okay, if that's all, I'll just get back to me--}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, sure thing. ''[comes back with another pillow which is placed under Squidward's twisted foot]'' Okay, if that's all, I'll just get back to me--}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|''[angered]'' What's that?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[angered]'' What's that?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, uh, I said, uh, will there be anything else, Mr. Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, uh, I said, uh, will there be anything else, Mr. Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[relaxes on his pillow]''No thanks. That should do it. ''[Krabs walks away]'' Oh, Krabsy!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[relaxes on his pillow]'' No thanks. That should do it. ''[Krabs walks away]'' Oh, Krabsy!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''<nowiki>[irritated tone | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''<nowiki>[irritated tone]</nowiki>'' What can I do for you?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}} | {{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? Nooo!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle may become a 'permanent injury'. | {{L|Squidward|Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle may become a 'permanent injury'. | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|This just isn't adding up.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|This just isn't adding up.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[sits up]'' Pudding?}} | {{L|Patrick|''[sits up]'' Pudding?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|We must be missing something. Patrick, we're going to need help even more expert than you. | {{L|SpongeBob|We must be missing something. Patrick, we're going to need help even more expert than you. ''[cut to inside the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs massages Squidward's tentacles using the fry grease]''}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy| Um, hello? Anybody here?}} | {{L|Frankie Billy| Um, hello? Anybody here?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[angered, muttering]'' Oh, for the love of peat moss.}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|Anybody at all? Hmm, maybe they're on their lunch bre--''[Mr. Krabs reaches into Frankie Billy's pocket, pulling out the money, walks into the kitchen to prepare a Krabby Patty, then comes out to present a Patty covered in fry grease]''}} | {{L|Frankie Billy|Anybody at all? Hmm, maybe they're on their lunch bre-- ''[Mr. Krabs reaches into Frankie Billy's pocket, pulling out the money, walks into the kitchen to prepare a Krabby Patty, then comes out to present a Patty covered in fry grease]''}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|Um, aren't you gonna wash your......''[Mr. Krabs shoves the greasy Krabby Patty into Frankie Billy's mouth; Frankie Billy groans in pain as he holds his stomach. Krabs returns to pampering Squidward by continuing to massage his tentacles]''}} | {{L|Frankie Billy|Um, aren't you gonna wash your...... ''[Mr. Krabs shoves the greasy Krabby Patty into Frankie Billy's mouth; Frankie Billy groans in pain as he holds his stomach. Krabs returns to pampering Squidward by continuing to massage his tentacles]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I have to keep this up?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|How long do I have to keep this up?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long, slow recovery. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as Squidward's back barnacles are | {{L|Squidward|Oh, it's gonna be a long, slow recovery. Time to pop my back barnacles. ''[Mr. Krabs screams as Squidward's back barnacles are shown and then he cries. The customers mutter in anger]''}} | ||
{{L|OWS Manager|Office Workers Safety Department. I'm here to investigate the accident.}} | {{L|OWS Manager|Office Workers Safety Department. I'm here to investigate the accident.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Oh, no!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Oh, no!}} | ||
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{{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved. ''[types random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... dollar!}} | {{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved. ''[types random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... dollar!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[blinking, sobbing]'' No!! Why, why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[blinking, sobbing]'' No!! Why, why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' | {{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape from the surveillance. Squidward is seen going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape from the surveillance. Squidward is seen going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}} | {{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squid gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back he screams in sorrow.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squid gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back he screams in sorrow.]''}} | ||
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