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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh. He requires ''[privacy]'', does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[he bursts into tears]'' Are you hurt?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh. He requires, ''[privacy]'' does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[he bursts into tears]'' Are you hurt?}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[He picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[he bursts into tears again]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[He picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[he bursts into tears again]''}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I could sure use a pillow.}}
{{L|Squidward|I could sure use a pillow.}}
 
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back]''  
* ''[Mr. Krabs comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back]''  
{{L|Squidward|And one more for my foot.}}
{{L|Squidward|And one more for my foot.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, sure thing. ''[comes back with another pillow which is placed under Squidward's twisted foot]'' Okay, if that's all, I'll just get back to me--}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, sure thing. ''[comes back with another pillow which is placed under Squidward's twisted foot]'' Okay, if that's all, I'll just get back to me--}}
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, uh, I said, uh, will there be anything else, Mr. Squidward?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, uh, I said, uh, will there be anything else, Mr. Squidward?}}
{{L|Squidward|''[relaxes on his pillow]'' No thanks. That should do it. ''[Krabs walks away]'' Oh, Krabsy!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[relaxes on his pillow]'' No thanks. That should do it. ''[Krabs walks away]'' Oh, Krabsy!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''<nowiki>[irritated tone]</nowiki>'' What can I do for you?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[irritated tone]'' What can I do for you?}}
{{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}}
{{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? Nooo!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? Nooo!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you mean we should find out if you're criminally negligent.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you mean we should find out if you're criminally negligent.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, no, not exactly, what I mean is... ''[leans towards SpongeBob and whispers]'' I think Mr. Squidward is hiding something, and I want you to investigate.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, no, not exactly, what I mean is... ''[leans towards SpongeBob and whispers]'' I think Mr. Squidward is hiding something, and I want you to investigate.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes sir, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh. ''[whispering]'' You gotta keep it a secret from Squidward. }}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh. ''[whispering]'' You gotta keep it a secret from Squidward. }}
{{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}} ''[Cuts to scene where SpongeBob tries to figure out the cause of the accident]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm? Huh? If I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, I'm gonna need some help. ''[Cuts to scene where Patrick is shown]'' Ok, you stand here ''[places Patrick next to the shelf, then places a few buns on top]'' Now, pretend you're Squidward and reach for a bun. ''[Patrick does so]'' And I'll simulate the shelf hitting Squidward. ''[slams the shelf into Patrick, who screams and stumbles around, dizzy, before falling over]'' Hmm, we seem to be missing something. Well, we'll have to do it again.}}
{{L|''[Cuts to scene where SpongeBob tries to figure out the cause of the accident]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm? Huh? If I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, I'm gonna need some help. ''[Cuts to scene where Patrick is shown]'' Okay, you stand here ''[places Patrick next to the shelf, then places a few buns on top]'' Now, pretend you're Squidward and reach for a bun. ''[Patrick does so]'' And I'll simulate the shelf hitting Squidward. ''[slams the shelf into Patrick, who screams and stumbles around, dizzy, before falling over]'' Hmm, we seem to be missing something. Well, we'll have to do it again.}}
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, do what again? ''[cut to outside of the scene]'' Ow!}}
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, do what again? ''[cut to outside of the scene]'' Ow!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn, one more time.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn, one more time.}}
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{{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}}
{{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squid gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back he screams in sorrow.]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squidward gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back, he screams in sorrow.]''}}

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