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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...?! ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmmm. Sounds like a mutiny. ''[he goes outside and gasps]'' What the...?! ''[The restaurant is filled with customers shouting angrily]'' What in Neptune's knickers is this?! ''[A customer grabs him]''}} | ||
{{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? ''Where's the dude in the boat?!''}} | {{L|Frank (lifeguard)|Where's the dude in the boat, man? ''Where's the dude in the boat?!''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob!! Where in Poseidon's pantyhoes is that sorry excuse for a cashier?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ooooh! You mean Mr. Squidward. ''[he turns and points]'' Well, he's at his post right over the... ''[the wooden boat is empty]'' Where's me cashier?! ''[He looks down at the Frank, who's still holding his arm. He glares at him, and pulls his arm away. Mr. Krabs bursts into the kitchen]'' SpongeBob!! Where in Poseidon's pantyhoes is that sorry excuse for a cashier?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash-?" Oooooh! You mean Squidward.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Sorry excuse for a cash-?" Oooooh! You mean Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I could sure use a pillow.}} | {{L|Squidward|I could sure use a pillow.}} | ||
''[Mr. Krabs comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back]'' | |||
{{L|Squidward|And one more for my foot.}} | {{L|Squidward|And one more for my foot.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, sure thing. ''[comes back with another pillow which is placed under Squidward's twisted foot]'' Okay, if that's all, I'll just get back to me--}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, sure thing. ''[comes back with another pillow which is placed under Squidward's twisted foot]'' Okay, if that's all, I'll just get back to me--}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}} | {{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? Nooo!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? Nooo!}} | ||
* '''Squidward:''' Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle may become a 'permanent injury'. | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Mr. Krabs, I have the OWS accident report form to fill out. Let's see, Question 1: Was the accident the result of criminal negligence? ''[Mr. Krabs screams]'' Mr. Krabs, what is criminal negligence?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Mr. Krabs, I have the OWS accident report form to fill out. Let's see, Question 1: Was the accident the result of criminal negligence? ''[Mr. Krabs screams]'' Mr. Krabs, what is criminal negligence?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you mean we should find out if you're criminally negligent.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, you mean we should find out if you're criminally negligent.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, no, not exactly, what I mean is... ''[leans towards SpongeBob and whispers]'' I think Mr. Squidward is hiding something, and I want you to investigate.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, no, not exactly, what I mean is... ''[leans towards SpongeBob and whispers]'' I think Mr. Squidward is hiding something, and I want you to investigate.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh. ''[whispering]'' You gotta keep it a secret from Squidward. }} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Shhhh. ''[whispering]'' You gotta keep it a secret from Squidward. }} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Oh, no!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps]'' Oh, no!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sitting up]'' Oh, yes!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sitting up]'' Oh, yes!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, after all I've done for you, you've called the OWS | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward, after all I've done for you, you've called the OWS!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He didn't call them, Mr. Krabs, we did. I needed help investigating the accident. Right, buddy?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He didn't call them, Mr. Krabs, we did. I needed help investigating the accident. Right, buddy?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uh, breakfast, green, Finland.}} | {{L|Patrick|Uh, breakfast, green, Finland.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Well I, for one, plan to give him my full cooperation. ''[seen in a wheelchair with casts around his head, his arm, and one of his legs]'' Anything I can do, inspector? ''[smiles at Mr. Krabs, who fumes with anger; cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Well I, for one, plan to give him my full cooperation. ''[seen in a wheelchair with casts around his head, his arm, and one of his legs]'' Anything I can do, inspector? ''[smiles at Mr. Krabs, who fumes with anger; cuts to scene where they all investigate the accident]''}} | ||
{{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occured. Can anyone tell me what happened?}} | {{L|OWS Manager|So, this is where the accident occured. Can anyone tell me what happened?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to. ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can re-live the whole tragic episode, if I must. ''[struggles to get up from the wheelchair]'' It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye; a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins. "I must replace it with a proper bun!", I said. I dashed into action. | {{L|Squidward|I'll be glad to... ''[in despair]'' I mean, I can re-live the whole tragic episode, if I must. ''[struggles to get up from the wheelchair]'' It was just another day at the Krusty Krab. I was at the register, giving it a nice shining between orders, when something caught my eye; a patty bun with 10 seeds, instead of 11. I wasn't about to stand idly by and allow a customer go without all his guaranteed nutrients and vitamins. "I must replace it with a proper bun!", I said. I dashed into action.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Excuse me, sir.}} | {{L|Squidward|Excuse me, sir.}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|What a diligent and charming individual.}} | {{L|Frankie Billy|What a diligent and charming individual.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Thats when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek, and that's when the chain snapped, and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed, and lay for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[crying]'' Help! H-help! Help. The worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}} | {{L|Squidward|Thats when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek, and that's when the chain snapped, and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed, and lay for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[crying]'' Help! H-help! Help. The worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}} | ||
{{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved. ''[types random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... dollar! | {{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[blinking, sobbing]'' | * '''Mr. Krabs: '''Oh, no... | ||
* '''OWS Manager: '''<nowiki>''[types random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... dollar!</nowiki> | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' NOOOOOOO!!! Why, why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape from the surveillance. Squidward is seen going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape from the surveillance. Squidward is seen going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You... faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}} | {{L|Squidward|What are you going to do to me?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm gonna make you pay.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squidward gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back, he screams in sorrow.]''}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, no! ''[cuts to scene where Krabs gets pampered. Krabs sighs. Squidward gasps. When Squidward starts to pop some of the barnacles on Mr. Krabs back, he screams in sorrow.]''}} | ||
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- Mr. Krabs: Oh, no...
- OWS Manager: ''[types random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... dollar!
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