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{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[sighs]'' Yes. I mean Squidward. Where is he?!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|He's in the storage room. Says he's working on something requiring... ''[in a whisper]'' ...complete privacy.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh. He requires, '' | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oooooh. He requires, ''privacy'' does he? ''[the sound of a chain snapping is heard, followed by a loud crash. SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs burst into the storage room]'' What's all the ruckus?! ''[A shelf has partially collapsed, and there are buns scattered in a heap all over the floor. Squidward emerges from the pile, rubbing his head and groaning. Mr. Krabs gasps]'' Oh no! Please, no! This is terrible! ''[he bursts into tears]'' Are you hurt?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, well. Thank you for ask-}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[He picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[he bursts into tears again]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I wasn't talking to you! ''[He picks up some of the buns]'' Don't worry, papa's here. ''[he bursts into tears again]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Can do, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to scene where SpongeBob tries to figure out the cause of the accident]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to scene where SpongeBob tries to figure out the cause of the accident]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hmm? Huh? If I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, I'm gonna need some help. ''[Cuts to scene where Patrick is shown]'' Okay, you stand here ''[places Patrick next to the shelf, then places a few buns on top]'' Now, pretend you're Squidward and reach for a bun. ''[Patrick does so]'' And I'll simulate the shelf hitting Squidward. ''[slams the shelf into Patrick, who screams and stumbles around, dizzy, before falling over]'' Hmm, we seem to be missing something. Well, we'll have to do it again.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hmm? Huh? If I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, I'm gonna need some help. ''[Cuts to scene where Patrick is shown]'' Okay, you stand here... ''[places Patrick next to the shelf, then places a few buns on top]'' Now, pretend you're Squidward and reach for a bun. ''[Patrick does so]'' And I'll simulate the shelf hitting Squidward. ''[slams the shelf into Patrick, who screams and stumbles around, dizzy, before falling over]'' Hmm, we seem to be missing something. Well, we'll have to do it again.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Uhh, do what again? ''[cut to outside of the scene]'' Ow!}} | {{L|Patrick|Uhh, do what again? ''[cut to outside of the scene]'' Ow!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Darn, one more time.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Darn, one more time.}} | ||
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* '''Mr. Krabs: '''Oh, no... | * '''Mr. Krabs: '''Oh, no... | ||
* '''OWS Manager:''' ''[types in random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries] ''$1! | * '''OWS Manager:''' ''[types in random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries] ...''$1! | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' NOOOOOOO!!! Why | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' NOOOOOOO!!!!! Why?! Why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape from the surveillance. Squidward is seen going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You... faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I forgot. I, uh, um, borrowed that from the airport. Now, let's see what really happened here. ''[Mr. Krabs comes back with the recording tape from the surveillance. Squidward is seen going to the bun shelf, but what he does is sleep on it, soon the chain breaks and Squidward falls unharmed under the buns, Mr. Krabs gasps]'' You... faker! Not to mention you were sleeping on the job! ''[sighs deeply, forcing Squidward to the ground]''}} | ||
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- [Mr. Krabs comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back]
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- Squidward: Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle may become a 'permanent injury'.
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- Mr. Krabs: Oh, no...
- OWS Manager: [types in random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries] ...$1!
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