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{{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Hmm? Anything? ''[cuts to scene where Mr. Krabs lays Squidward down]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Now if you want anything, just ask. ''[laughs nervously then walks away]''}}
{{L|Squidward|I could sure use a pillow.}}
{{L|Squidward|I could sure use a pillow.
 
''[Mr. Krabs comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back]''}}
* ''[Mr. Krabs comes back to Squidward with a pillow. He places the pillow on Squidward's back]''
{{L|Squidward|And one more for my foot.}}
{{L|Squidward|And one more for my foot.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, sure thing. ''[comes back with another pillow which is placed under Squidward's twisted foot]'' Okay, if that's all, I'll just get back to me--}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, sure thing. ''[comes back with another pillow which is placed under Squidward's twisted foot]'' Okay, if that's all, I'll just get back to me--}}
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{{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}}
{{L|Squidward|Just one more thing. I'm afraid you'll have to take over for me today.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? Nooo!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What!? Nooo!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle might become a 'permanent injury.'
* '''Squidward:''' Oh, that's too bad. It looks like my twisted ankle may become a 'permanent injury'.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[cringes]'' Well, that would be an even bigger fine. You just sit back down and relax. We don't want you being injured any further. ''[chuckles nervously, then walks away]'' That was close. Well, at least the Krusty Krab isn't very busy today. ''[anchovies meep]'' Of course. ''[cuts to scene where SpongeBob holds a clipboard.]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Mr. Krabs, I have the OWS accident report form to fill out. Let's see, Question 1: Was the accident the result of criminal negligence? ''[Mr. Krabs screams]'' Mr. Krabs, what is criminal negligence?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, Mr. Krabs, I have the OWS accident report form to fill out. Let's see, Question 1: Was the accident the result of criminal negligence? ''[Mr. Krabs screams]'' Mr. Krabs, what is criminal negligence?}}
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{{L|Squidward|Thats when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek, and that's when the chain snapped, and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed, and lay for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[crying]'' Help! H-help! Help.  The worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
{{L|Squidward|Thats when I entered the back room to grab a new bun. Just as I was about to reach for one, I heard a slight creek, and that's when the chain snapped, and then, slam! My heroic and brave actions were halted by an unsafe shelf. Disoriented and in pain, I collapsed, and lay for nearly six hours crying softly for help. ''[crying]'' Help! H-help! Help.  The worst part, though, is...is that I didn't get that kind gentleman his new bun.}}
{{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}}
{{L|OWS Manager|Hmmm, I see. As you know, certain penalties are involved...}}
* '''Mr. Krabs: '''Oh, no...
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, no...}}
 
{{L|OWS Manager|''[types in random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries]'' One... Dollar!}}
* '''OWS Manager:''' ''[types in random numbers while Mr. Krabs cries] ''One... Dollar!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' NOOOOOOO! Why?! Why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps, blinking, wild sobbing, train bell dings]'' NOOOOOOO! Why?! Why, why?! Huh? ''[scene zooms out to reveal a surveillance camera]'' What's this? Hold on a second. Me video surveillance camera!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!}}
{{L|Squidward|''[shocked]'' What?!}}

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