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|airdate = [[July 19]], [[2011]]
|airdate = [[July 19]], [[2011]]
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*(The camera zooms in to the Krusty Krab)
{{L|''[The camera zooms in to the Krusty Krab]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[startled]'' Mr. Krabs, what 'cha doin?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': (startled) Mr. Krabs, what 'cha doin?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh ahoy, SpongeBob! I'm was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.}}
 
{{L|''[Squidward interrupts]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh ahoy, SpongeBob! I'm was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.
{{L|Squidward|Don't thing you didn't hire a professional to do that.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And why is that, Mr. Squidward?}}
*(Squidward interrupts)
{{L|Squidward|Because then you'd only get to repair it once.}}
 
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs both blink]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Don't thing you didn't hire a professional to do that.
{{L|SpongeBob|So what flavor is it?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|It-it-it's just a hole in the wall boy, it doesn't have a flavor.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': And why is that, Mr. Squidward?
{{L|SpongeBob|No, I mean the toothpaste!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh. Well I think it. ''[Mr. Krabs notices the toothpaste drip, the wall cracks, and falls down]''}}
*'''Squidward''': Because then you'd only get to repair it once.
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, look Mr. Krabs! That small hole in the wall just became a medium sized hole in the wall!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Time to get out the dental floss, Ha. ''[cuts to a man and two boys riding in a boat]''}}
*(SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs both blink)
{{L|Boy 1|Thanks again for taking us to the Krusty Krab, dad.}}
 
{{L|Boy 2|Yeah, mom never brings us here.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': So what flavor is it?
{{L|Father|Ha any time kids. What the-}}
 
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs attempts to put more toothpaste on]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': It-it-it's just a hole in the wall boy, it doesn't have a flavor.
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful now...}}
 
{{L|Father|Hey, you guys put in a drive through!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': No, I mean the toothpaste!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[confused]'' We did?}}
 
{{L|Father|Great, I'll have three large Krabby Patties, Krabby Fries, a Krabby Cola, and 2 extra large orders of Krabby Rings. ''[Sniffs]'' Is this toothpaste?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh. Well I think it. (Mr. Krabs notices the toothpaste drip, the wall cracks, and falls down)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smirking]'' Boy, I don't know how I think think of this stuff, but I think I got a winner! We are putting in a drive through!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|''[astonished]'' A drive--- woah!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Hey, look Mr. Krabs! That small hole in the wall just became a medium sized hole in the wall!
{{L|Squidward|Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean for you.}}
*'''Squidward''': Time to get out the dental floss, Ha. (cuts to a man and two boys riding in a boat)
{{L|Squidward|''[pounds cash register]'' It'll cost you money.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh nonsense, we'll build it for free!}}
*'''Boy 1''': Thanks again for taking us to the Krusty Krab, dad.
{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs outside looking through the hole]''}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mr. Krabs.}}
*'''Boy 2''': Yeah, mom never brings us here.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy, SpongeBob. What's with all the booty?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I got this new microphone system which everybody hears them, The sign with a menu on it, and a colorful arrow from the Krusty Krab. It even lights up, see? ''[Light goes on]''}}
*'''Father''': Ha any time kids. What the-
{{L|Mr. Krabs|OK, but, I got something better. A menu made with napkins and tape, A microphone system made of tin cans, and this sign... I made it from an old noodle.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. How is this stuff better than I bought?}}
*(Mr. Krabs attempts to put more toothpaste on.)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm sorry, what?}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|How is this stuff better?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Careful now...
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Because it was... ''[Shakes microphone]'' FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}}
 
{{L|Billy|I'll have one Krabby Patty with extra fries and a medium drink.}}
*'''Father''': Hey, you guys put in a drive through!
{{L|Squidward|Coming right up, sir. SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty, with extra fries and a medium drink.}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll have that ready for two shakes in a lamprey's tail! hehehehehe! ''[Dumps Krabby Patty with fries and medium drink on the ground]'' Oops. ''[Whistling where he brings the trampoline on the ground]'' There we go, good as new. ''[Back inside the Krusty Krab he dumps the Krabby Patty with fries and a medium drink and it jumps and splattered the customer]'' Thank you, come again.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': (confused) We did?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, you like it here, don't you? ''[Billy walks by]'' Can I help you? ''[Billy gives Mr. Krabs a bill]'' WHAT?! A BILL?! What's this for?}}
 
{{L|Billy|It's for my dry cleaning. Your drive-through window is getting smaller now. Size-wise, I mean.}}
*'''Father''': Great, I'll have three large Krabby Patties, Krabby Fries, a Krabby Cola, and 2 extra large orders of Krabby Rings. [Sniffs] Is this toothpaste?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Crashed the drive-through window with a mallet]'' There we go, problem solved. ''[Folded arms smiling]''}}
 
{{L|Narrator|Meanwhile...}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': (smirking) Boy, I don't know how I think think of this stuff, but I think I got a winner! We are putting in a drive through!
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, two large, two medium. I hate my job.}}
 
{{L|Dale|Excuse me, I like to place an order. ''[Squidward walks]''}}
*'''SpongeBob''': (astonished) A drive--- woah!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy, Squidward.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, I am getting really tired of running back and forth. I find it both exhausting and time consuming.}}
*'''Squidward''': Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Pushes the cash register boat beside the hole in the wall, then pushes the grill along with SpongeBob into his office, and finally pushes his chair into the kitchen. Then walks back to Squidward]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[Sarcastically]'' Oh, wonderful. Peachy. Now how am I suppose to get two SpongeBobs so I can hand them these order tickets here?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': You mean ''for'' you.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Smashes a hole to his office revealing SpongeBob]'' Problem solved!}}
 
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Hi!}}
*'''Squidward''': (pounds cash register) It'll cost you ''money''.
{{L|Squidward|Oh it's days like this that make me wish I had gone back to college.}}
 
{{L|Plankton|''[Drives up in a small car]'' Now I'll be able to get a Krabby Patty the simplest way possible: By ordering one! ''[Laughs evily]'' Ahem! I would like to order one Krabby Patty please! Uh, extra Secret Formula! ''[Pauses]'' Hello!? Is this stupid thing on!?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh nonsense, we'll build it for free!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! Any customers?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Not that I can hear.}}
*(Cuts to Mr. Krabs outside looking through the hole)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Looks out the hole]'' Oh? Here comes one now!}}
 
{{L|Plankton|Hey. HEY! GO AROUND! GO AROUND! ''[Gets run over]'' AHHH!!!}}
*'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Mr. Krabs.
{{L|Old Man|Large Krabby Patty with fries please.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|With fries. Got it. We'll have it right out to you sir.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Ahoy, SpongeBob. What's with all the booty?
{{L|Old Man|What? Your closed!? Now she tells me ''[Drives off]''.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[Comes back with a bag]'' There you are sir. The ketchup is in the b--What? Did somebody order a Krabby Patty?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I got this new microphone system which everybody hears them, The sign with a menu on it, and a colorful arrow from the Krusty Krab. It even lights up, see? (Light goes on.)
{{L|Plankton|''[Slowly raises up his arm]''}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Nobody huh? Ok, I'll just toss it in the trash.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': OK, but, I got something better. A menu made with napkins and tape, A microphone system made of tin cans, and this sign... I made it from an old noodle.
{{L|''[Plankton's arm goes down. Time card that says "Later" shows to where Pearl and her friends are driving in]''}}
 
{{L|Pearl|''[Laughs]'' I am sure in a jovial mood! How about you guys?}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. How is this stuff better than I bought?
{{L|Girl 1|You bet Pearl!}}
 
{{L|Girl 2|Oh, I'm feeling espically jovial. You know? Being a teenager and all!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': I'm sorry, what?
{{L|Squidward|Welcome to the Krusty Krab Drive Thru. Can I take your order?}}
 
{{L|Pearl|Hey you guys. It sounds like that weird guy Squidward. What do you say we play a prank on him?}}
*'''Spongebob''': How is this stuff better?
{{L|Girl 2|Oh! Sounds like a great idea to me! Being a teenager and all! ''[Takes out a megaphone]'' TWO LARGE KRABBY PATTIES! PLEASE! ''[Pause]'' WITH FRIES! ''[Laughs]''.}}
 
{{L|Squidward|''[Holds ear]'' OOOOWWWWWW!!! I'm not faking it you know. That really hurts! A lot!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Because it was... (Shakes microphone) FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs and Squidward]''}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|A bill!? And what is this for?}}
*'''Billy''': I'll have one Krabby Patty with extra fries and a medium drink.
{{L|Squidward|It's for my ear-replacement surgery! We need a real microphone and speaker!}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You have any idea what a real microphone and speaker costs?!?}}
*'''Squidward''': Coming right up, sir. SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty, with extra fries and a medium drink.
{{L|Squidward|How much?}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well...they cost as much as...as uh...as a...real microphone and...speaker.}}
*'''SpongeBob''': I'll have that ready for two shakes in a lamprey's tail! hehehehehe! (Dumps Krabby Patty with fries and medium drink on the ground.) Oops. (Whistling where he brings the trampoline on the ground.) There we go, good as new. (Back inside the Krusty Krab he dumps the Krabby Patty with fries and a medium drink and it jumps and splattered the customer.) Thank you, come again.
{{L|''[A time card that says "Just Then" is show to where Larry the Lobster drives in and accidently smashes the "microphone."]''}}
 
{{L|Larry|Woah woah. Whoopsy!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Yes, you like it here, don't you? (Billy walks by) Can I help you? (Billy gives Mr. Krabs a bill.) WHAT?! A BILL?! What's this for?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Notices the can fall of]'' Hey! You delinquent!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Now you have to replace it.}}
*'''Billy''': It's for my dry cleaning. Your drive-through window is getting smaller now. Size-wise, I mean.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Replace what?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|The microphone!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': (Crashed the drive-through window with a mallet.) There we go, problem solved. (Folded arms smiling)
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What do I look like I'm made out of tin cans?}}
 
{{L|Squidward|No but that pile of tin cans over there is ''[Points to a pile of tin cans]''.}}
*'''Narrator''': Meanwhile...
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good thing we have you around to always point out the obvious!}}
 
{{L|Squidward|Good thing you're around to never notice the obvious!}}
*'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, two large, two medium. I hate my job.
{{L|Larry|''[Watches Mr. Krabs fix the microphone]'' Sorry about that dude.}}
 
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well that's nice! I'm still billing you for the damages!}}
*'''Dale''': Excuse me, I like to place an order. (Squidward walks.)
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walks to the hole holding a Krabby Patty meal]'' One Krabby Meal! To go!}}
 
{{L|Larry|Hand on up here!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs''': Ahoy, Squidward.
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing Larry! ''[Tries to hand the Krabby Meal up to Larry]'' Gehh! GEHH!!!}}
 
{{L|Larry|Come on, bro! You can do it!}}
*'''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, I am getting really tired of running back and forth. I find it both exhausting and time consuming.
{{L|SpongeBob|GEEEHHHH!!! ''[Falls out the hole and onto the ground dropping the meal in the process]''.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(Pushes the cash register boat beside the hole in the wall, then pushes the grill along with Spongebob into his office, and finally pushes his chair into the kitchen. Then walks back to Squidward)
{{L|Larry|Or maybe not.}}
*'''Squidward:''' (Sarcastically) Oh, wonderful. Peachy. Now how am I suppose to get two Spongebobs so I can hand them these order tickets here?
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walks to Mr. Krabs]'' Mr. Krabs. I'm concerned.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''(Smashes a hole to his office revealing Spongebob) Problem solved!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh? Why SpongeBob?}}
*'''Spongebob:''' Squidward! Hi!
{{L|SpongeBob|Because I can't reach the window of Larry the Lobster's SUB!}}
*'''Squidward:''' Oh it's days like this that make me wish I had gone back to college.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah...Well there's a solution to every problem! ''[Smashes another hole above the first one revealing Larry's face]'' There! Problem solved ''[Laughs]'' Hey! What is all the ruckourous about!? Woah...}}
*'''Plankton:''' (Drives up in a small car) Now I'll be able to get a Krabby Patty the simplest way possible: By ordering one! (Laughs evily) Ahem! I would like to order one Krabby Patty please! Uh, extra Secret Formula! (Pauses) Hello!? Is this stupid thing on!?
{{L|Lady|Hey! What's the hold up?!?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Mr. Squidward! Any customers?
{{L|Man 1|How long are you going to make us wait?!?}}
*'''Squidward:''' Not that I can hear.
{{L|Man 2|We were waiting here for hours!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Looks out the hole) Oh? Here comes one now!
{{L|Harold|We're still trying to get out of our driveways!}}
*'''Plankton: '''Hey. HEY! GO AROUND! GO AROUND! (Gets run over) AHHH!!!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! There's a line of customers out there a million miles long!}}
*'''Old Man:''' Large Krabby Patty with fries please.
{{L|Squidward|''[Sarcastically]'' That's nice. That's interesting.}}
*'''Squidward:''' With fries. Got it. We'll have it right out to you sir.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I guess I'll be retiring early after all! ''[Laughs and then spots a policeman]''.}}
*'''Old Man:''' What? Your closed!? Now she tells me (Drives off).
{{L|Policeman|Mr. Eugene Krabs?}}
*'''Squidward:''' (Comes back with a bag) There you are sir. The ketchup is in the b--What? Did somebody order a Krabby Patty?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeeesss? ''[The policeman hands him a ticket]'' What? Is this a-a-a ticket?!?}}
*'''Plankton:''' (Slowly raises up his arm)
{{L|Policeman|A ticket? ''[Laughs]'' Now why would I write you a ticket? Huh? Oh, I know! How about FOR TURNING THE WHOLE TOWN INTO A PARKING LOT!!!}}
*'''Squidward:''' Nobody huh? Ok, I'll just toss it in the trash.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah! But officer! I a...I a...Listen!}}
''(Plankton's arm goes down. Time card that says "Later" shows to where Pearl and her friends are driving in)''
{{L|Policeman|Relax man, that's just my order. I want two Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries to go! I don't wait in lines!}}
*'''Pearl:''' (Laughs) I am sure in a jovial mood! How about you guys?
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh sure! Right! Phew! Hah hah hah...SpongeBob can you get the kind officer two-}}
*'''Girl 1:''' You bet Pearl!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Appears with the bag of Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries]'' -Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries, sir? Anything for our boys in blue!}}
*'''Girl 2:''' Oh, I'm feeling espically jovial. You know? Being a teenager and all!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Here you go officer! And thanks for being so understanding! If you know what I mean? No charge.}}
*'''Squidward:''' Welcome to the Krusty Krab Drive Thru. Can I take your order?
{{L|Policeman|You're welcome. Just hope the Mayor doesn't find out about this mess. HE'S the one you need to worry about! ''[Holds open the door letting the Mayor in]'' Mayor. ''[Leaves]''}}
*'''Pearl:''' Hey you guys. It sounds like that weird guy Squidward. What do you say we play a prank on him?
{{L|Mayor|Eugene Krabs!}}
*'''Girl 2:''' Oh! Sounds like a great idea to me! Being a teenager and all! (Takes out a megaphone) TWO LARGE KRABBY PATTIES! PLEASE! (Pause) WITH FRIES! (Laughs).
{{L|Mr. Krabs|AHHH!!! Mr. Mayor!}}
*'''Squidward:''' (Holds ear) OOOOWWWWWW!!! I'm not faking it you know. That really hurts! A lot!
{{L|Mayor|The whole town is in a stand-still because your drive thru is so slow!}}
''(Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs and Squidward)''
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well...don't you worry Mr. Mayor! I have a answer for that too! ''[Smashes another hole on the other side of the Krusty Krab]'' There you go! See now we have two drive thrus, two lines, and I'll make money twice as fast! ''[Laughs]''.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' A bill!? And what is this for?
{{L|Mayor|Hmm! That should work perfectally!}}
*'''Squidward:''' It's for my ear-replacement surgery! We need a real microphone and speaker!
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob]''}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' You have any idea what a real microphone and speaker costs?!?
{{L|Sponebob|Okay! Who had the Double Krabby Patty with fries and extra chesse...''[The crowd then yells and tries to grab at him]''.}}
*'''Squidward:''' How much?
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Order up!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well...they cost as much as...as uh...as a...real microphone and...speaker.
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm on it! ''[Dashes over and takes the order ticket then starts grilling many Krabby Patties at the same time]''.}}
''(A time card that says "Just Then" is show to where Larry the Lobster drives in and accidently smashes the "microphone.")''
{{L|Squidward|Hurry SpongeBob! I got 26 more orders!}}
*'''Larry:''' Woah woah. Whoopsy!
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grows a bunch of arms and comes out carrying a bunch of trays with orders on them]'' 26 orders up!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' (Notices the can fall of) Hey! You delinquent!
{{L|Squidward|''[Running past SpongeBob]'' No no no! Not that window! The other one!}}
*'''Squidward:''' Now you have to replace it.
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you sure!? These customers over here look really really hungry! ''[Spots a bunch of people in the window yelling]''.}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Replace what?
{{L|Squidward|''[Customers are biting on him]'' And these ones don't!}}
*'''Squidward:''' The microphone!
{{L|Man 3|''[Honks and suddenly gets hit from behind]'' Hey hey hey! Watch it will ya! I just had this thing repainted!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' What do I look like I'm made out of tin cans?
{{L|Man 4|And I had THIS repainted! ''[Takes out a pipe-like object]''}}
*'''Squidward:''' No but that pile of tin cans over there is (Points to a pile of tin cans).
{{L|Man 3|''[Scared]'' I see you used the extra-glossly...}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Good thing we have you around to always point out the obvious!
{{L|Plankton|''[Walking around holding chum]'' Chum Nuggets here! Going fast! Get 'em while they're cold! Get 'em while they're running! Looks like Krabs' drive thru is really paying off, for me! ''[Takes out cash and laughs evily. Then spots something]'' Oh no...not again. AHHH!!! ''[Gets run over by the same Old Man from eariler]''.}}
*'''Squidward:''' Good thing you're around to never notice the obvious!
{{L|Old Man|Oh darn it! Now there's a line!}}
*'''Larry:''' (Watches Mr. Krabs fix the microphone) Sorry about that dude.
{{L|Plankton|''[Gets up]'' Watch where you going old man! This is the second time!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well that's nice! I'm still billing you for the damages!
{{L|Old Man|I'm too old to wait in lines! ''[Run over Plankton again]''}}
*'''Spongebob:''' (Walks to the hole holding a Krabby Patty meal) One Krabby Meal! To go!
{{L|Plankton|Chum Nuggets...get them before ''[His arm breaks and the chum he was holding lands in his eye]'' my arm falls off...}}
*'''Larry:''' Hand on up here!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Gasp! They're everywhere!}}
*'''Spongebob:''' Sure thing Larry! (Tries to hand the Krabby Meal up to Larry) Gehh! GEHH!!!
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}}
*'''Larry:''' Come on, bro! You can do it!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Stay back! Take Squidward, not me! ''[Opens eyes and spots Squidward]'' Oh, hi Squidward.}}
*'''Spongebob:''' GEEEHHHH!!! (Falls out the hole and onto the ground dropping the meal in the process).
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs! We got to do something! The customers are mad with hunger! They're beginning to riot!}}
*'''Larry:''' Or maybe not.
{{L|Squidward|For once, he's right!}}
*'''Spongebob:''' (Walks to Mr. Krabs) Mr. Krabs. I'm concerned.
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Easy boys! Easy! Don't you think you both are getting a little carried away? I mean, I hardly call this a riot! Right, hah hah. Like- ''[The Krusty Krab sign suddenly crashes through the window]'' Oh....kay...Don't worry! I can solve this! ''[Takes out a sledgehammer and runs over to the wall]'' More drive thrus! More money!}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh? Why Spongebob?
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs smashes another hole in the Krusty Krab causing it to suddenly crack. All of the customers drive away]''}}
*'''Spongebob:''' Because I can't reach the window of Larry the Lobster's SUB!
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey? Somebody eating potato chips?}}
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yeah...Well there's a solution to every problem! (Smashes another hole above the first one revealing Larry's face) There! Problem solved (Laughs) Hey! What is all the ruckourous about!? Woah...
{{L|''[The Krusty Krab finally breaks apart]''}}
*'''Lady:''' Hey! What's the hold up?!?
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry Mr. Krabs! ''[Takes out toothpaste]'' We can fix it! ''[Squirts the rubble with the toothpaste]'' We might want to buy some more toothpaste though.}}
*'''Man 1:''' How long are you going to make us wait?!?
{{L|''[episode ends with Mr. Krabs crying]''}}
*'''Man 2:''' We were waiting here for hours!
*'''Harold:''' We're still trying to get out of our driveways!
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Squidward! There's a line of customers out there a million miles long!
*'''Squidward:''' (Sarcastically) That's nice. That's interesting.
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' I guess I'll be retiring early after all! (Laughs and then spots a policeman).
*'''Policeman:''' Mr. Eugene Krabs?
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yeeesss? (The policeman hands him a ticket) What? Is this a-a-a ticket?!?
*'''Policeman:''' A ticket? (Laughs) Now why would I write you a ticket? Huh? Oh, I know! How about FOR TURNING THE WHOLE TOWN INTO A PARKING LOT!!!
*'''Mr. Krabs: '''Ah! But officer! I a...I a...Listen!
*'''Policeman:''' Relax man, that's just my order. I want two Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries to go! I don't wait in lines!
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh sure! Right! Phew! Hah hah hah...Spongebob can you get the kind officer two-
*'''Spongebob:''' (Appears with the bag of Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries) -Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries, sir? Anything for our boys in blue!
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Here you go officer! And thanks for being so understanding! If you know what I mean? No charge.
*'''Policeman:''' You're welcome. Just hope the Mayor doesn't find out about this mess. HE'S the one you need to worry about! (Holds open the door letting the Mayor in) Mayor. (Leaves)
*'''Mayor:''' Eugene Krabs!
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' AHHH!!! Mr. Mayor!
*'''Mayor:''' The whole town is in a stand-still because your drive thru is so slow!
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Well...don't you worry Mr. Mayor! I have a answer for that too! (Smashes another hole on the other side of the Krusty Krab) There you go! See now we have two drive thrus, two lines, and I'll make money twice as fast! (Laughs).
*'''Mayor:''' Hmm! That should work perfectally!
''(Bubble transition to Spongebob)''
*'''Sponebob:''' Okay! Who had the Double Krabby Patty with fries and extra chesse...(The crowd then yells and tries to grab at him).
*'''Squidward:''' Spongebob! Order up!
*'''Spongebob:''' I'm on it! (Dashes over and takes the order ticket then starts grilling many Krabby Patties at the same time).
*'''Squidward:''' Hurry Spongebob! I got 26 more orders!
*'''Spongebob:''' (Grows a bunch of arms and comes out carrying a bunch of trays with orders on them) 26 orders up!
*'''Squidward:''' (Running past Spongebob) No no no! Not that window! The other one!
*'''Spongebob:''' Squidward, are you sure!? These customers over here look really really hungry! (Spots a bunch of people in the window yelling).
*'''Squidward:''' (Customers are biting on him) And these ones don't!
*'''Man 3: '''(Honks and suddenly gets hit from behind) Hey hey hey! Watch it will ya! I just had this thing repainted!
*'''Man 4:''' And I had THIS repainted! (Takes out a pipe-like object)
*'''Man 3:''' (Scared) I see you used the extra-glossly...
*'''Plankton:''' (Walking around holding chum) Chum Nuggets here! Going fast! Get 'em while they're cold! Get 'em while they're running! Looks like Krabs' drive thru is really paying off, for me! (Takes out cash and laughs evily. Then spots something) Oh no...not again. AHHH!!! (Gets run over by the same Old Man from eariler).
*'''Old Man:''' Oh darn it! Now there's a line!
*'''Plankton:''' (Gets up) Watch where you going old man! This is the second time!
*'''Old Man:''' I'm too old to wait in lines! (Run over Plankton again)
*'''Plankton:''' Chum Nuggets...get them before (His arm breaks and the chum he was holding lands in his eye) my arm falls off...
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Gasp! They're everywhere!
*'''Squidward:''' Mr. Krabs!
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Stay back! Take Squidward, not me! (Opens eyes and spots Squidward) Oh, hi Squidward.
*'''Spongebob:''' Mr. Krabs! We got to do something! The customers are mad with hunger! They're beginning to riot!
*'''Squidward:''' For once, he's right!
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Easy boys! Easy! Don't you think you both are getting a little carried away? I mean, I hardly call this a riot! Right, hah hah. Like- (The Krusty Krab sign suddenly crashes through the window) Oh....kay...Don't worry! I can solve this! (Takes out a sledgehammer and runs over to the wall) More drive thrus! More money!
''(Mr. Krabs smashes another hole in the Krusty Krab causing it to suddenly crack. All of the customers drive away)''
*'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hey? Somebody eating potato chips?
''(The Krusty Krab finally breaks apart)''
*'''Spongebob:''' Don't worry Mr. Krabs! (Takes out toothpaste) We can fix it! (Squirts the rubble with the toothpaste) We might want to buy some more toothpaste though.
''(The episode ends with Mr. Krabs crying)''
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