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{{L|SpongeBob|''[startled]'' Mr. Krabs, what 'cha doin'?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[startled]'' Mr. Krabs, what 'cha doin'?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh ahoy, SpongeBob! I was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh ahoy, SpongeBob! I was just using some old toothpaste I found to patch up this small hole in the wall.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[interrupts]'' Good thing you didn't hire a professional to do that.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And why is that, Mr. Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And why is that, Mr. Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Because then you'd only get to repair it once.}} | {{L|Squidward|Because then you'd only get to repair it once.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|No, I mean the toothpaste!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, I mean the toothpaste!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh. Well I think it's... ''[Mr. Krabs notices the toothpaste drip, the wall cracks, and falls down]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh. Well I think it's... ''[Mr. Krabs notices the toothpaste drip, the wall cracks, and falls down]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, look Mr. Krabs! That small hole in the wall just became a medium sized hole in the wall!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, look Mr. Krabs! That small hole in the wall just became a medium-sized hole in the wall!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Time to get out the dental floss. Ha | {{L|Squidward|Time to get out the dental floss. Ha! ''[cuts to a man and two boys riding in a boat, going to the Krusty Krab]''}} | ||
{{L|Boy 1|Thanks again for taking us to the Krusty Krab, dad.}} | {{L|Boy 1|Thanks again for taking us to the Krusty Krab, dad.}} | ||
{{L|Boy 2|Yeah. Mom never brings us here!}} | {{L|Boy 2|Yeah. Mom never brings us here!}} | ||
{{L|Frank|Ha. Any time kids. What the?}} | {{L|Frank|Ha. Any time kids. ''[notices the hole in the wall]'' What the?}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs tries to put more toothpaste on]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs tries to put more toothpaste on]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Careful now...}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Careful now...}} | ||
{{L|Frank|Hey, you guys put in a drive through!}} | {{L|Frank|Hey, you guys put in a drive through!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[confused]'' We did?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[confused]'' We did?}} | ||
{{L|Frank|Great, I'll have three large Krabby Patties, Krabby Fries, a Krabby Cola, and | {{L|Frank|Great, I'll have three large Krabby Patties, Krabby Fries, a Krabby Cola, and two extra large orders of Krabby Rings. ''[Notices the toothpaste on his hands and sniffs them]'' Is this toothpaste?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smirking]'' Boy, I don't know how I think think of this stuff, but I think I got a winner! We are putting in a drive through!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[smirking]'' Boy, I don't know how I think think of this stuff, but I think I got a winner! We are putting in a drive through!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[amazed]'' A drive--- whoa!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[amazed]'' A drive--- whoa!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.}} | {{L|Squidward|Sounds like a lot of extra work to me.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean for you.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You mean ''for you''.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[pounds cash register]'' It'll cost you money.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[pounds the cash register]'' It'll cost you money.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh nonsense, we'll build it for free!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh nonsense, we'll build it for free!}} | ||
{{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs outside looking through the hole]''}} | {{L|''[Cuts to Mr. Krabs outside looking through the hole]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mr. Krabs.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hi, Mr. Krabs.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy, SpongeBob. What's with all the booty?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy, SpongeBob. What's with all the booty?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I got this | {{L|SpongeBob|I got this microphone system so we can hear what the customers order, this neat sign with a menu on it, and this colorful arrow so they know where to go. It even lights up, see? ''[Light turns on and Mr. Krabs is blinded, slightly unfazed]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, that's great SpongeBob, but I already got a bunch of stuff that's better: A menu board made with old napkins and packing tape, a microphone I made with some rusty tin cans I found, and this sign... I made from an old noodle.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. How is this stuff better than I bought?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I don't get it, Mr. Krabs. How is this stuff better than the things I bought?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm sorry, what?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts the first microphone cup up to SpongeBob's mouth as Mr. Krabs' ear is on the receiving end]'' I'm sorry, what?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|How is this stuff better?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[shouts into the microphone cup]'' How is this stuff better?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Because it was... ''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Because it was... ''[shakes the microphone to get a better signal]'' Free! ''[blows SpongeBob away with his loud voice]''}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|I'll have | {{L|''[Bubble transition]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Frankie Billy|''[pulls up to the drive through in his boat]'' I'll have a medium fries, a large Krabby Patty, ''[takes the end of the menu for a closer look]'' and a medium drink.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'll have that ready | {{L|Squidward|Comin' right up, sir. ''[walks to his workstation boat and places a note with an order on the kitchen window]'' SpongeBob, I need a medium fries, a large Krabby Patty, and a medium drink.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes, you like it here, don't you? ''[Billy walks | {{L|SpongeBob|I'll have that ready in two shakes in a lamprey's tail! ''[Laughs and then tries to deliver the order through the small hole in the hall, but struggles until accidentally dropping all the contents of the tray onto the ground outside. Makes an apologetic face as the customer is unsatisfied before coming up with a solution. He then comes outside and places a small trampoline next to the order hole while humming]'' That oughta' fix it! ''[Back inside the Krusty Krab, he dumps the order on the trampoline and it jumps and splatters the customer, who is visibly disappointed]'' Thank you, come again.}} | ||
{{L|Frankie Billy|It's for my dry cleaning. It | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs' office]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[ | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[playing with his money and talking to it in a baby-tease voice]'' Yes, you like it here, don't you? ''[Billy walks in]'' Can I help you? ''[Billy gives Mr. Krabs a bill]'' A bill?! What's this for?}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Meanwhile...}} | {{L|Frankie Billy|It's for my dry cleaning. It seems as though your new drive-through window is a little on the challenge side. ''[grease drips off of him]'' Size-wise, I mean.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob, two large, two medium. I hate my job.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Crashes the drive-through window with a mallet, increasing the size of the hole]'' There, problem solved! ''[Folded arms smiling]''}} | ||
{{L|Dale|Excuse me | {{L|French Narrator|Meanwhile...}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[places an order on the note rack]'' SpongeBob, two large, two medium. I hate my job.}} | |||
{{L|Dale|''[at the drive through window]'' Excuse me? I'd like to place an order please. ''[Squidward walks up there before he is interrupted by Mr. Krabs]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy, Squidward.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ahoy, Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, I am getting really tired of running back and forth. I find it both exhausting and time consuming.}} | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs, I am getting really tired of running back and forth. I find it both exhausting and time consuming.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Pushes the cash register boat beside the hole in the wall, then pushes the grill along with SpongeBob into his office, and finally pushes his chair into the kitchen. Then walks back to Squidward]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Pushes the cash register boat beside the hole in the wall, then pushes the grill along with SpongeBob into his office, and finally pushes his chair into the kitchen. Then walks back to Squidward]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Sarcastically]'' Oh, wonderful. Peachy. Now how am I | {{L|Squidward|''[Sarcastically]'' Oh, wonderful. Peachy... Now how am I supposed to get to SpongeBob so I can hand him these order tickets here?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Smashes a hole to his office revealing SpongeBob]'' Problem solved!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Smashes a hole to his office wall revealing SpongeBob; stars on a black screen are shown to emphasize the damage]'' Problem solved!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Hi!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Hi!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh it's days like this that make me | {{L|Squidward|Oh it's days like this that make me I had gone to college.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[Drives up in a small car]'' Now I'll be able to get a Krabby Patty the simplest way possible: By ordering one! ''[Laughs | {{L|Plankton|''[Drives up in a small car]'' Now I'll be able to get a Krabby Patty the simplest way possible: By ordering one! ''[Laughs evilly]'' Ahem! I would like to order one Krabby Patty please! Uh, extra secret formula! ''[pauses]'' Hello?! Is this stupid thing on?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! Any customers?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! Any customers?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward| | {{L|Squidward|None that I can hear.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Looks out the hole]'' Oh | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Looks out the hole]'' Oh! Here comes one now!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Hey. Hey! Go around! Go around! ''[Gets run over and squished; he screams]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[notices the customer entering the drive through]'' Hey. Hey! Go around! Go around! ''[Gets run over and squished; he screams]''}} | ||
{{L|Old | {{L|Old man|Large Krabby Patty with fries please.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|With fries. Got it. We'll have | {{L|Squidward|''[writes down his order in a notepad and responds via the tin can microphone]'' With fries. Got it. We'll have that right out to you sir.}} | ||
{{L|Old Man|What? You're closed?! Now she tells me. ''[Drives off]''}} | {{L|Old Man|What? You're closed?! Now she tells me... ''[Drives off in anger]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Comes back with a bag]'' There you are sir. The ketchup | {{L|Squidward|''[Comes back with a bag]'' There you are sir. The ketchup's in the b--What? Did somebody order a Krabby Patty? ''[Plankton slowly raises up his arm]'' Nobody, huh? Okay, I'll just toss it in the trash. ''[Walks away to do so off-screen. Plankton's arm goes down]''}} | ||
{{L|French Narrator|''[reads time card]'' Later...}} | |||
{{L|Pearl|''[She and her friends enter the drive through in their boat; Pearl laughs]'' I sure am in a jovial mood! How about you guys? ''[Laughs again]''}} | |||
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{{L|Pearl|''[ | |||
{{L|Girl 1|You bet, Pearl!}} | {{L|Girl 1|You bet, Pearl!}} | ||
{{L|Girl 2|Oh, I'm feeling especially jovial. You know | {{L|Girl 2|Oh, I'm feeling especially jovial. You know, being a teenager and all!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Welcome to the Krusty Krab | {{L|Squidward|''[speaking through the microphone tin cans off-screen]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab drive through. Can I take your order?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Hey, you guys. It sounds like that weird guy Squidward. What do you say we play a prank on him?}} | {{L|Pearl|Hey, you guys. It sounds like that weird guy Squidward. What do you say we play a prank on him?}} | ||
{{L|Girl 2| | {{L|Girl 2|Ooh! Sounds like a great idea to me! Being a teenager and all! ''[Takes out a megaphone]'' Two large Krabby Patties, please! ''[Pause]'' With fries! ''[Giggles]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[ | {{L|Squidward|''[His left ear is shown pounding due to the pain inflicted; he is shown sweating. He holds his ear as he cries a bit]'' Owwwww! I'm not faking it you know. That really hurt. A lot.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs and Squidward]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs and Squidward in the kitchen; Mr. Krabs is shown sitting at his office desk; Squidward's ear is now bandaged]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|A bill?! And what is this for?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holding a bill from Squidward]'' A bill?! And what is this for?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|It's for my ear-replacement surgery! We need a real microphone and speaker!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[points to his bandaged ear]'' It's for my ear-replacement surgery! We need a real microphone and speaker!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You have any idea | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You have any idea how much a real microphone and speaker cost?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How much?}} | {{L|Squidward|How much?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well...they cost as much as...as uh...as a...real microphone and...speaker.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well...they cost as much as...as uh...as a...real microphone and...speaker.}} | ||
{{L|''[ | {{L|French Narrator|''[reads time card]'' Just then.}} | ||
{{L|Larry|Whoa whoa. | {{L|Larry|''[drives his large S.U.B. into the tin can, breaking it in the process]'' Whoa, whoa. Woopsie!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Notices the can | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[Notices the can fell of]'' Hey! You delinquent!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Now you have to replace it.}} | {{L|Squidward|Now you ''have'' to replace it.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Replace what?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Replace what?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|The microphone!}} | {{L|Squidward|The microphone!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|What do I look like I'm made out of tin cans?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|What do I look like, I'm made out of tin cans?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|No but that pile of tin cans over there is ''[Points to a pile of tin cans]''.}} | {{L|Squidward|No, but that pile of tin cans over there is ''[Points to a pile of tin cans]''.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good thing we | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good thing we got you around, always point out the obvious.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Good thing you're around to never notice the | {{L|Squidward|Good thing you're around to never notice the ''obvi-ous''!}} | ||
{{L|Larry|''[Watches Mr. Krabs fix the microphone]'' Sorry about that dude.}} | {{L|Larry|''[Watches Mr. Krabs fix the microphone]'' Sorry about that, dude.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, that's nice! I'm still billing you for the damages!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, that's nice! ''[Walks away but then comes back briefly to warn him]'' I'm still billing you for the damages!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walks to the hole holding a Krabby Patty meal]'' One Krabby Meal! To go!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Walks to the hole holding a Krabby Patty meal]'' One Krabby Meal! To go!}} | ||
{{L|Larry|Hand on up here!}} | {{L|Larry|Hand it on up here!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing, Larry! ''[Tries to hand the Krabby Meal up to Larry]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|Sure thing, Larry! ''[Tries to hand the Krabby Meal up to Larry but struggles accompanied with grunts]''}} | ||
{{L|Larry|Come on, bro! You can do it | {{L|Larry|Come on, bro! You can do it! ''[SpongeBob continues to struggle until he falls out the hole and onto the ground, dropping the meal in the process, which splatters onto himself]''}} | ||
{{L|Larry|Or maybe not.}} | {{L|Larry|Or maybe not.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Walks to Mr. Krabs]'' Mr. Krabs | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Walks to Mr. Krabs]'' Mr. Krabs, I'm concerned.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh? Why, SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh? Why, SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Because I can't reach the window of Larry the Lobster's | {{L|SpongeBob|Because I can't reach the window of Larry the Lobster's S.U.B.!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah...Well there's a solution to every problem! ''[Smashes another hole above the first one revealing Larry's face]'' There! Problem solved ''[Laughs]'' Hey! What | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah... Well there's a solution to every problem! ''[Smashes another hole above the first one, revealing Larry's face]'' There! Problem solved ''[Laughs]'' Hey! What's all the ruckourous about!? Whoa... ''[notices the long line of cars outside]''}} | ||
{{L|Millie|Hey! What's the hold up?!}} | {{L|Millie|Hey! What's the hold up?!}} | ||
{{L|Man 1|How long | {{L|Man 1|How long you gonna make us wait?!}} | ||
{{L|Man 2|We | {{L|Man 2|We've waiting here for hours!}} | ||
{{L|Harold|We're still | {{L|Harold|We're still waiting...in our driveway!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! There's a line of customers out there a million miles long!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! There's a line of customers out there a million miles long!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Sarcastically]'' That's nice. That's interesting.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Sarcastically]'' That's nice. ''[shifts his attention to an untitled red book he is reading]'' That's interesting.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I guess I'll be retiring early after all! ''[Laughs and then spots a policeman]''.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I guess I'll be retiring early after all! ''[Laughs and then spots a policeman in the middle of where the boat register used to be]''.}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|Mr. Eugene Krabs?}} | {{L|Policeman|Mr. Eugene Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes? ''[The policeman hands him a ticket]'' What? Is this a-a-a ticket?!}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|A ticket? ''[Laughs]'' Now why would I write you a ticket? Huh? Oh, I know! How about for turning the whole town into a parking lot!}} | {{L|Policeman|A ticket? ''[Laughs]'' Now why would I write you a ticket? Huh? Oh, I know! How about for ''turning the whole town into a parking lot''?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah! But officer! I a...I a...Listen!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah! But officer! I a...I a...Listen!}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|Relax man, that's just my order. I want two Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries to go! I don't wait in lines!}} | {{L|Policeman|Relax man, that's just my order. I want two Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries to go! I don't wait in lines!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh sure! Right! Phew! | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh sure! Right! Phew! ''[Laughs]'' ...SpongeBob, can you get the kind officer two-}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Appears with the bag of Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries]'' -Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries, sir? Anything for our boys in blue!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Appears with the bag of Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries]'' -Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries to go, sir? Anything for our boys in blue!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[hands him the bag]'' There you go, officer! And thanks for being so understanding! If you know what I mean? No charge.}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|You're welcome. Just hope the | {{L|Policeman|''[takes the bag]'' You're welcome. Just hope the mayor doesn't find out about this mess. He's the one you need to worry about! ''[Holds open the door letting the Mayor in]'' Mayor. ''[Leaves]''}} | ||
{{L|Mayor|Eugene Krabs!}} | {{L|Mayor|Eugene Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Mr. Mayor!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Mr. Mayor!}} | ||
{{L|Mayor|The whole town is in a stand-still because your drive thru is so slow!}} | {{L|Mayor|The whole town is in a stand-still because your drive thru is so slow!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well...don't you worry, Mr. Mayor! | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well...don't you worry, Mr. Mayor! There's an answer for that, too! ''[Smashes another hole on the other side of the Krusty Krab]'' There you go! See, now we have two drive thru, two lines, and I'll make money twice as fast! ''[Laughs]''.}} | ||
{{L|Mayor|Hmm! That should work perfectly!}} | {{L|Mayor|Hmm! That should work perfectly!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to a bunch of boatmobiles surrounding the outside of the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob trying to deliver the numerous orders]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Okay! Who had the Double Krabby Patty with fries and extra | {{L|SpongeBob|Okay! Who had the Double Krabby Patty with fries and extra chee-...? ''[The crowd then yells and tries to grab at him]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Order up!}} | {{L|Squidward|SpongeBob! Order up!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I'm on it! ''[Dashes over | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm on it! ''[Dashes over, takes the order ticket, and then starts grilling many Krabby Patties at the same time]''.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Hurry, SpongeBob! I got 26 more orders!}} | {{L|Squidward|Hurry, SpongeBob! I got 26 more orders!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[Grows a bunch of arms and comes out carrying a bunch of trays with orders on them]'' 26 orders up!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[Grows a bunch of arms and comes out carrying a bunch of trays with orders on them]'' 26 orders up!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Running past SpongeBob]'' No no no! Not that window! The other one!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Running past SpongeBob]'' No, no, no! Not that window! The other one!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you sure! | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, are you sure?! These customers over here look really, really hungry! ''[Spots a bunch of people in the window yelling]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[Customers are biting on him]'' And these ones don't!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[Customers are biting on him]'' And these ones don't?!}} | ||
{{L|Lenny|''[Honks and suddenly gets hit from behind]'' Hey hey hey | {{L|Lenny|''[Honks and suddenly gets hit from behind]'' Hey, hey, hey, watch it, will ya?! I just had this thing repainted!}} | ||
{{L|Frank (lifeguard)|And I just had ''this'' repainted! ''[Takes out a pipe-like object]''}} | {{L|Frank (lifeguard)|And I just had ''this'' repainted! ''[Takes out a pipe-like object]''}} | ||
{{L|Lenny|''[Scared]'' I see you used the extra-glossy...}} | {{L|Lenny|''[Scared]'' I see you used the extra-glossy...}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[Walking around holding chum]'' Chum | {{L|Plankton|''[Walking around holding chum]'' Chum nuggets here! Going fast! Get 'em while they're cold! Get 'em while they're runny! Looks like Krabs's drive thru is really paying off...for me! ''[Takes out some cash and laughs evilly. Then spots something]'' Oh no...not again. ''[screams and gets run over by the same old man from earlier]''.}} | ||
{{L|Old Man|Oh darn it! Now there's a line!}} | {{L|Old Man|Oh darn it! Now there's a line!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[Gets up]'' Watch where you're going, old man! This is the second time!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[Gets up]'' Watch where you're going, old man! This is the second time!}} | ||
{{L|Old Man|I'm too old to wait in lines! ''[Squashes Plankton a third time]''}} | {{L|Old Man|I'm too old to wait in lines! ''[Squashes Plankton a third time by backing up to leave]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|Chum Nuggets...get | {{L|Plankton|Chum Nuggets...get 'em before ''[His arm breaks and the chum he was holding lands in his eye]'' my arm falls off...}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs| | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[gasps as he notices the enormous line of customers outside]'' They're everywhere!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}} | {{L|Squidward|Mr. Krabs!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Stay back! Take Squidward, not me! ''[Opens eyes and spots Squidward]'' Oh, hi Squidward.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Stay back! Take Squidward, not me! ''[Opens eyes and spots Squidward]'' Oh, hi Squidward.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs! We | {{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs! We gotta do something! The customers are mad with hunger! They're beginning to riot!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|For once, he's right!}} | {{L|Squidward|For once, he's right!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Easy, boys! Easy! Don't you think you both | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Easy, boys! Easy! Don't you think you're both getting a little carried away? I mean, I hardly call this a riot! Right? ''[Laughs]'' Like- ''[The Krusty Krab sign suddenly crashes through the window]'' Oh....kay...Don't worry! I can solve this! ''[Takes out a sledgehammer and runs over to the wall]'' More drive thrus! More money!}} | ||
{{L|''[Mr. Krabs smashes another hole in the Krusty Krab causing it to suddenly crack. All of the customers drive away screaming]''}} | {{L|''[Mr. Krabs smashes another hole in the Krusty Krab causing it to suddenly crack. All of the customers drive away screaming]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hey? | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[hears the cracking noise as the Krusty Krab begins to disintegrate]'' Hey? Is somebody eating potato chips?}} | ||
{{L|''[The Krusty Krab finally breaks apart, all three emerge from the dust]''}} | {{L|''[The Krusty Krab finally breaks apart, all three emerge from the dust]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! ''[Takes out toothpaste]'' We can fix it! ''[Squirts the rubble with the toothpaste, until the | {{L|SpongeBob|Don't worry, Mr. Krabs! ''[Takes out the tube of toothpaste from earlier]'' We can fix it! ''[Squirts the rubble with the toothpaste, until the tube runs out]'' We might need to buy some more toothpaste though. ''[Mr. Krabs cries, ending the episode]''}} | ||
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