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{{L|Squidward|''[interrupts]'' Good thing you didn't hire a ''professional'' to do that.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[interrupts]'' Good thing you didn't hire a ''professional'' to do that.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|And why is ''that'', Mr. Squidward?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|And why is ''that'', Mr. Squidward?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Because then you'd only get to repair it once.}} | {{L|Squidward|Because then you'd only get to repair it ''once''.}} | ||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs both blink]''}} | {{L|''[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs both blink]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|So what flavor is it?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|So what flavor is it?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Hi!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward! Hi!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Oh, it's days like this that make me wish I ''had'' gone to college.}} | {{L|Squidward|Oh, it's days like this that make me wish I ''had'' gone to college.}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[drives up in a small car; to the viewers]'' Now I'll be able to get a Krabby Patty the simplest way possible: ''[stops his car]'' By ordering one. ''[laughs | {{L|Plankton|''[drives up in a small car; to the viewers]'' Now I'll be able to get a Krabby Patty the simplest way possible: ''[stops his car]'' By ordering one. ''[laughs]'' Ahem! I would like to order one Krabby Patty, please! Uh, extra secret formula. ''[pauses]'' Hello?! Is this stupid thing on?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! Any customers?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Mr. Squidward! Any customers?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|None that I can hear.}} | {{L|Squidward|None that I can hear.}} | ||
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{{L|Pearl|''[She and her friends enter the drive-thru in their boat; they laugh]'' I sure am in a jovial mood! How 'bout you guys? ''[laughs again]''}} | {{L|Pearl|''[She and her friends enter the drive-thru in their boat; they laugh]'' I sure am in a jovial mood! How 'bout you guys? ''[laughs again]''}} | ||
{{L|Girl 1|You bet, Pearl!}} | {{L|Girl 1|You bet, Pearl!}} | ||
{{L|Girl 2|Oh, I'm feeling ''especially'' jovial. You know, being a teenager and all!}} | {{L|Girl 2|Oh, I'm feeling ''especially'' jovial. You know, being a ''teenager'' and all!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[speaking through the microphone tin cans off-screen]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab drive-thru. Can I take your order?}} | {{L|Squidward|''[speaking through the microphone tin cans off-screen]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab drive-thru. Can I take your order?}} | ||
{{L|Pearl|Hey, you guys. It sounds like that weird guy Squidward. What do ya say we play a prank on him?}} | {{L|Pearl|Hey, you guys. It sounds like that weird guy Squidward. What do ya say we play a prank on him?}} | ||
{{L|Girl 2|Ooh! Sounds like a great idea to me! Being a teenager and all! ''[takes out a megaphone]'' Two large Krabby Patties, please! ''[pause]'' With fries! ''[giggles]''}} | {{L|Girl 2|Ooh! Sounds like a great idea to me! Being a ''teenager'' and all! ''[takes out a megaphone]'' Two large Krabby Patties, please! ''[pause]'' With '''fries!''' ''[giggles]''}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[His left ear is shown pounding due to the pain inflicted; he is shown sweating, then holds his ear as he cries a bit]'' | {{L|Squidward|''[His left ear is shown pounding due to the pain inflicted; he is shown sweating, then holds his ear as he cries a bit]'' '''Owwwww!''' ''[to the viewers]'' I'm not fakin' it, you know. That really hurt. A lot.}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs and Squidward in the kitchen; Mr. Krabs is shown sitting at his office desk; Squidward's ear is now bandaged]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to Mr. Krabs and Squidward in the kitchen; Mr. Krabs is shown sitting at his office desk; Squidward's ear is now bandaged]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holding a bill from Squidward]'' A bill?! And what is ''this'' for?}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holding a bill from Squidward]'' A bill?! And what is ''this'' for?}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[points to his bandaged ear]'' It's for my ear-replacement surgery! We need a real microphone and speaker!}} | {{L|Squidward|''[points to his bandaged ear]'' It's for my ear-replacement surgery! We need a real microphone and speaker!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|You have any idea how much a real microphone and speaker cost?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|You have any idea how much a real microphone and speaker ''cost''?!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|How much?}} | {{L|Squidward|How much?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, they cost as much as... as uh... as a... real microphone and... speaker.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, they cost as much as... as uh... as a... real microphone and... speaker.}} | ||
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{{L|Squidward|No, but that pile of tin cans over there is. ''[points to a pile of tin cans]''}} | {{L|Squidward|No, but that pile of tin cans over there is. ''[points to a pile of tin cans]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Good thing we got ''you'' around to always point out the obvious.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Good thing we got ''you'' around to always point out the obvious.}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Good thing you're around to ''never notice'' the obvious!}} | {{L|Squidward|Good thing ''you're'' around to ''never notice'' the obvious!}} | ||
{{L|Larry|''[watches Mr. Krabs fix the microphone]'' Sorry about that, dude.}} | {{L|Larry|''[watches Mr. Krabs fix the microphone]'' Sorry about that, dude.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, that's nice | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well, that's nice. ''[walks away but then comes back briefly to warn him]'' I'm still billin' ya for the damages!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walks to the hole holding a Krabby Patty meal]'' One Krabby Meal! To go!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[walks to the hole holding a Krabby Patty meal]'' One Krabby Meal! To go!}} | ||
{{L|Larry|Hand it on up here!}} | {{L|Larry|Hand it on up here!}} | ||
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{{L|Harold|We're still waiting... in our driveway!}} | {{L|Harold|We're still waiting... in our driveway!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! There's a line of customers out there a million miles long!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Squidward! There's a line of customers out there a million miles long!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' That's nice. ''[shifts his attention to a red book he is reading]'' That's interesting.}} | {{L|Squidward|''[sarcastically]'' That's nice. ''[shifts his attention to a red book he is reading]'' ''That's'' interesting.}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I guess I'll be retirin' early after all! ''[walks and laughs and then spots a policeman in the middle of where the boat register used to be]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|I guess I'll be retirin' early after all! ''[walks and laughs and then spots a policeman in the middle of where the boat register used to be]''}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|Mr. Eugene Krabs?}} | {{L|Policeman|Mr. Eugene Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes? ''[The policeman hands him a ticket]'' What? Is this a-a-a ticket?!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yes? ''[The policeman hands him a ticket]'' What? Is this a-a-a ticket?!}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|A ticket? ''[laughs]'' Now why would I write you a ticket? Huh? Oh, I know! How about for turning the whole town into a parking lot?!}} | {{L|Policeman|A ticket? ''[laughs]'' Now why would I write you a ticket? Huh? Oh, I know! How about for '''turning the whole town into a parking lot'''?!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah! But, officer! I a... I a... Listen!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Ah! But, officer! I a... I a... Listen!}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|Relax, man, that's just my order. I want two Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries to go! ''[shows his badge]'' I don't wait in lines!}} | {{L|Policeman|Relax, man, that's just my order. I want two Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries to go! ''[shows his badge]'' I don't wait in ''lines''!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, sure! Right! Phew! ''[laughs]'' SpongeBob, can you get the kind officer two-}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Oh, sure! Right! Phew! ''[laughs]'' SpongeBob, can you get the kind officer two-}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[appears with the bag of Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries]'' -Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries to go, sir? Anything for our boys in blue!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[appears with the bag of Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries]'' -Krabby Patties and Kelp Fries to go, sir? Anything for our boys in blue!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[hands him the bag]'' There ya go, officer! And thanks for bein' so understanding! If you know what I mean? No charge.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[hands him the bag]'' There ya go, officer! And thanks for bein' so understanding! If you know what I mean? No charge.}} | ||
{{L|Policeman|''[takes the bag]'' You're welcome. Just hope the mayor doesn't find out about this mess. He's the one you need to worry about! ''[holds open the door letting the Mayor in]'' Mayor. ''[leaves]''}} | {{L|Policeman|''[takes the bag]'' You're welcome. Just hope the mayor doesn't find out about this mess. ''He's'' the one you need to worry about! ''[holds open the door letting the Mayor in]'' Mayor. ''[leaves]''}} | ||
{{L|Mayor|Eugene Krabs?}} | {{L|Mayor|Eugene Krabs?}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Mr. Mayor!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|''[screams]'' Mr. Mayor!}} | ||
{{L|Mayor|The whole town is in a stand-still because your drive thru is so slow!}} | {{L|Mayor|The whole town is in a stand-still because your drive thru is so slow!}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Well... don't you worry, Mr. Mayor! There's an answer for that too! ''[smashes another hole on the other side of the Krusty Krab]'' There ya go! See, now we got two drive thrus, two lines, and I'll make money twice as fast! ''[laughs]''}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Well... don't you worry, Mr. Mayor! There's an answer for that too! ''[smashes another hole on the other side of the Krusty Krab]'' There ya go! See, now we got ''two'' drive thrus, ''two'' lines, and I'll make money twice as fast! ''[laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|Mayor|Hmm! That should work perfectly!}} | {{L|Mayor|Hmm! That should work perfectly!}} | ||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to a bunch of boatmobiles surrounding the outside of the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob trying to deliver the numerous orders]''}} | {{L|''[Bubble transition to a bunch of boatmobiles surrounding the outside of the Krusty Krab and SpongeBob trying to deliver the numerous orders]''}} | ||
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{{L|Frank (lifeguard)|And I just had ''this'' repainted! ''[takes out a pipe-like object]''}} | {{L|Frank (lifeguard)|And I just had ''this'' repainted! ''[takes out a pipe-like object]''}} | ||
{{L|Lenny|''[scared]'' I see you used the extra-glossy...}} | {{L|Lenny|''[scared]'' I see you used the extra-glossy...}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[walks around holding chum]'' Chum nuggets here! Goin' fast! Get 'em while they're cold! Get 'em while they're runny! Looks like Krabs' drive thru is really payin' off... ''[takes out some cash]'' for me! ''[laughs evilly, then spots something]'' Oh no... not again. ''[screams and gets run over by the same old man from earlier]''}} | {{L|Plankton|''[walks around holding chum]'' Chum nuggets here! Goin' fast! Get 'em while they're cold! Get 'em while they're runny! Looks like Krabs' drive thru is really payin' off... ''[takes out some cash]'' for '''me'''! ''[laughs evilly, then spots something]'' Oh no... not again. ''[screams and gets run over by the same old man from earlier]''}} | ||
{{L|Old Man|Oh, darn it! Now there's a line!}} | {{L|Old Man|Oh, darn it! Now there's a line!}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[gets up]'' Watch where you're goin', old man! This is the second time!}} | {{L|Plankton|''[gets up]'' Watch where you're goin', old man! This is the '''second time'''!}} | ||
{{L|Old Man|I'm too old to wait in lines! ''[squashes Plankton the third time by backing up to leave]''}} | {{L|Old Man|I'm too old to wait in lines! ''[squashes Plankton the third time by backing up to leave]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|''[takes out a chum nugget]'' Chum Nuggets... get 'em before... ''[his arm breaks and the chum he is holding lands in his eye]'' my arm falls off.}} | {{L|Plankton|''[takes out a chum nugget]'' Chum Nuggets... get 'em before... ''[his arm breaks and the chum he is holding lands in his eye]'' my arm falls off.}} | ||
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