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|seasonnumber = 4
|seasonnumber = 4
|episodenumber = 77a
|episodenumber = 77a
|airdate = [[February 19]], [[2007]]  
|airdate = [[February 19]], [[2007]]
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{{L|Narrator|A very special day in Bikini Bottom!!}}
{{L|Narrator|A very special day in Bikini Bottom!!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Perfect score. ''[eye twitches]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Perfect score. ''[eye twitches]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Come on, I'm gonna get my picture taken for my new license. ''[scene cuts to the license registration building]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Come on, I'm gonna get my picture taken for my new license. ''[scene cuts to the license registration building]''}}
{{L|[[Miss Shell]]|Stand behind the line, sir.}}
{{L|Miss Shell|Stand behind the line, sir.}}
{{L|Patrick|''[smiling]'' How do I look?}}
{{L|Patrick|''[smiling]'' How do I look?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sarcastically]'' Like a winner.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sarcastically]'' Like a winner.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Boy, I never realized how empty life is without a license.}}
{{L|Patrick|Boy, I never realized how empty life is without a license.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks for the ride.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thanks for the ride.}}
{{L|Patrick|No problem, buddy. You can give me rides once you get your license. I mean, if you get your license. (SpongeBob is getting very angry)}}
{{L|Patrick|No problem, buddy. You can give me rides once you get your license. I mean, if you get your license. ''[SpongeBob is getting very angry]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's it. I am through driving around with Patrick. If I have to see one more boat mobile...}}
{{L|SpongeBob|That's it. I am through driving around with Patrick. If I have to see one more boat mobile...}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, you're manning the drive-thru.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, you're manning the drive-thru.}}
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{{L|Patrick|Do you want me to give you lessons?}}
{{L|Patrick|Do you want me to give you lessons?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sarcastic]'' Oh, that would be great.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[sarcastic]'' Oh, that would be great.}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh! ''[drives over to SpongeBob’s parents]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh! ''[drives over to SpongeBob's parents]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}}
{{L|Patrick|Hi, mommy. Hi, daddy.}}
{{L|Patrick|Hi, mommy. Hi, daddy.}}
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Patrick, how many times do we have to tell you we're SpongeBob’s mom and dad, not yours?}}
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Patrick, how many times do we have to tell you we're SpongeBob's mom and dad, not yours?}}
{{L|Patrick|What? I'm an orphan? Oh, but guess what? I passed my driver's test.}}
{{L|Patrick|What? I'm an orphan? Oh, but guess what? I passed my driver's test.}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|That's great, Patrick.}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|That's great, Patrick.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|You're suppose to stop!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're suppose to stop!}}
{{L|Patrick|I think the driving genius knows what he's doing!}}
{{L|Patrick|I think the driving genius knows what he's doing!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|(finally snaps) Driving genius?! Why would a genius make an illegal u-turn... through an orphanage?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[finally snaps]'' Driving genius?! Why would a genius make an illegal u-turn... through an orphanage?!}}
{{L|Patrick|They ran for it in time. What are you so mad about?}}
{{L|Patrick|They ran for it in time. What are you so mad about?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I should've gotten that license, and this should be my boat mobile!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I should've gotten that license, and this should be my boat mobile!}}
{{L|Patrick|How can you say that?! If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license!}}
{{L|Patrick|How can you say that?! If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face!}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm not rubbing my license in your face! This is rubbing my license in your face! ''[takes out license and rubs it in SpongeBob’s face, which makes muffled noises]''}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm not rubbing my license in your face! This is rubbing my license in your face! ''[takes out license and rubs it in SpongeBob's face, which makes muffled noises]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, give me that! I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! ''[tears up Patrick's license then laughs. The pieces of the license fly into the officers hands]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, give me that! I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! ''[tears up Patrick's license then laughs. The pieces of the license fly into the officers hands]''}}
{{L|Officer|Huh, litterbugs. This is why I joined the force. ''[drives off after SpongeBob & Patrick]''}}
{{L|Officer|Huh, litterbugs. This is why I joined the force. ''[drives off after SpongeBob & Patrick]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|Ready, buddy?}}
{{L|Patrick|Ready, buddy?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ready, pal. ''[hops on Patrick's shoulders and makes car noises]'' Whoo! Whoo!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ready, pal. ''[hops on Patrick's shoulders and makes car noises]'' Whoo! Whoo!}}
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