Driven to Tears/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Patrick|I know. It's a lot faster than walking, isn't it?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thanks for the ride, Patrick.}}
-{{L|Patrick|No problem, buddy. You can't help being a...pedestrian. ''[shudders then drives off. SpongeBob imitates Patrick. Scene cuts to SpongeBob in bed asleep. His clock turns to 3:00am when an engine revving is heard which sends SpongeBob into his diving board then back into his bed]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|No problem, buddy. You can't help being a... pedestrian. ''[shudders then drives off. SpongeBob imitates Patrick. Scene cuts to SpongeBob in bed asleep. His clock turns to 3:00am when an engine revving is heard which sends SpongeBob into his diving board then back into his bed]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what are you doing?}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm trying to work on my boat mobile. Now could you keep it down? It's 3:00 in the morning, people are trying to sleep. ''[SpongeBob groans and shuts his window then goes back to bed. Scene cuts to 4:00am]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|4:00? ''[yawns. Doorbell rings]'' Who could be at the door at this hou-- ''[falls down the stairs. Opens the door]'' Now what is it, Patrick?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|4:00? ''[yawns. Doorbell rings]'' Who could be at the door at this hou— ''[falls down the stairs. Opens the door]'' Now what is it, Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|You will never guess what happen to me today.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You got your license.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|You got a new boat.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Have you been following me? You know, you need to get your own life. ''[walks off]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[gets back into bed]'' Oh...I just need a few minutes sleep. ''[foghorn alarm blows]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gets back into bed]'' Oh... I just need a few minutes sleep. ''[foghorn alarm blows]''}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yes, Gary, I saw his new boat. ''[scene cuts to morning where SpongeBob is leaving home to go to work]'' I'm so tired. ''[horn honks]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I used to have a dream.}}
 {{L|Mr. Krabs|Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually. Now stop dreaming and work for a living.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[through headphones]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I -- ''["La Cucaracha" horn honks]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[through headphones]'' Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I— ''["La Cucaracha" horn honks]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|The horn still works. ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob switching the OPEN sign to CLOSED then walking out of work. Patrick drives up in a racing uniform]'' Hey, SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What's with the helmet, Patrick?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|What? Where? Who?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Officer, it is my civilian duty to report that the the driver of this vehicle is speeding. Why don't you clock him with your radar gun?}}
-{{L|Officer|Umm...ok. ''[uses radar gun. It reads 0mph]'' Actually, he's going 40mph under the limit. So, move along before I run you in, tattletale. ''[drives off]''}}
+{{L|Officer|Umm... okay. ''[uses radar gun. It reads 0mph]'' Actually, he's going 40mph under the limit. So, move along before I run you in, tattletale. ''[drives off]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't want to run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' It's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran 3 red lights!}}
 {{L|Patrick|So?}}
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 {{L|Patrick|So long, buddy. Don't forget to feed Gary. Sometimes you forget to feed him.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What have I done? Patrick can't survive in prison. He's too soft. Wait! ''[runs up to the judge]'' Patrick's innocent. I tore up Patrick's license and threw it out the window. I'm the litterbug. Take me instead.}}
-{{L|Judge|Well, considering there's no legal precedent...oh, what the heck. 90 days! ''[SpongeBob is put in jail]''}}
+{{L|Judge|Well, considering there's no legal precedent... oh, what the heck. 90 days! ''[SpongeBob is put in jail]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|One debt to society later... ''[door buzzes. SpongeBob is let go out of jail where Patrick is waiting for him]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick!}}