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{{L|SpongeBob|''[reads the speedometer]'' 40.5mph? That's almost 41mph. He's speeding. Patrick! Stop this car. ''[car stops next to a policeman]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[reads the speedometer]'' 40.5mph? That's almost 41mph. He's speeding. Patrick! Stop this car. ''[car stops next to a policeman]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|What? Where? Who?}} | {{L|Patrick|What? Where? Who?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Officer, it is my civilian duty to report that | {{L|SpongeBob|Officer, it is my civilian duty to report that the driver of this vehicle is speeding. Why don't you clock him with your radar gun?}} | ||
{{L|Officer|Umm... okay. ''[uses radar gun. It reads 0mph]'' Actually, he's going 40mph under the limit. So, move along before I run you in, tattletale. ''[drives off]''}} | {{L|Officer|Umm... okay. ''[uses radar gun. It reads 0mph]'' Actually, he's going 40mph under the limit. So, move along before I run you in, tattletale. ''[drives off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't want to run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' It's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran three red lights!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't want to run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' It's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran three red lights!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm not rubbing my license in your face! This is rubbing my license in your face! ''[takes out license and rubs it in SpongeBob's face--literally--which makes muffled noises]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I'm not rubbing my license in your face! This is rubbing my license in your face! ''[takes out license and rubs it in SpongeBob's face--literally--which makes muffled noises]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[fixes his face and then snatches Patrick's license out of his hand]''Oh, give me that! I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! ''[tears up Patrick's license then laughs. The pieces of the license fly into the | {{L|SpongeBob|''[fixes his face and then snatches Patrick's license out of his hand]''Oh, give me that! I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! ''[tears up Patrick's license then laughs. The pieces of the license fly into the cop's hands.]''}} | ||
{{L|Officer|Huh, litterbugs. This is why I joined the force. ''[drives off after SpongeBob & Patrick]''}} | {{L|Officer|Huh, litterbugs. This is why I joined the force. ''[drives off after SpongeBob & Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|It's the police!}} | {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|It's the police!}} | ||
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