Driven to Tears/transcript: Difference between revisions

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 {{L|Patrick|What? Where? Who?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Officer, it is my civilian duty to report that the driver of this vehicle is speeding. Why don't you clock him with your radar gun?}}
-{{L|Officer|Umm... okay. ''[uses radar gun. It reads 0mph]'' Actually, he's going 40mph under the limit. So, move along before I run you in, tattletale. ''[drives off]''}}
+{{L|Officer|Umm... okay. ''[uses radar gun. It reads 0mph]'' Actually, he's going 40mph under the limit. So, move along before I run ''you'' in, tattletale. ''[drives off]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't want to run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' It's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran three red lights!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't want to run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' It's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through three red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran three red lights!}}
 {{L|Patrick|So?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You're suppose to stop!}}
 {{L|Patrick|I think the driving genius knows what he's doing.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[finally snaps]'' Driving genius?! Would a genius make an illegal u-turn... through an orphanage?!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[finally snaps]'' Driving genius?! Would a genius make an illegal u-turn...through an orphanage?!}}
 {{L|Patrick|They ran for it in time. What are you so mad about?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I should've gotten that license, and this should be my boat mobile!}}
-{{L|Patrick|How can you say that?! If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license!}}
+{{L|Patrick|How can you say that? If you were my friend, you'd be happy for me getting my license!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|If you were my friend, you wouldn't rub your license in my face!}}
-{{L|Patrick|I'm not rubbing my license in your face! This is rubbing my license in your face! ''[takes out license and rubs it in SpongeBob's face--literally--which makes muffled noises]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I'm not rubbing my license in your face! ''This'' is rubbing my license in your face! ''[takes out license and rubs it in SpongeBob's face--literally--which makes muffled noises]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[fixes his face and then furiously snatches Patrick's license out of his hand]'' Oh, give me that! I worked my whole life for this! You don't deserve this! ''[furiously tears up Patrick's license then laughs. The pieces of the license fly into the cop's hands.]''}}
 {{L|Officer|Huh, litterbugs. This is why I joined the force. ''[drives off after SpongeBob & Patrick]''}}
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 {{L|Officer|Ooh, I got me a runner. ''[a bunch of police cars are following him]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, what do you think you're doing?}}
-{{L|Patrick|I don't know! I don't have a license anymore! ''[drives around cards, through a sign then off a cliff into the front lot of the Bikini Bottom Jail. Scene cuts to courtroom]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I don't know! I don't have a license anymore. ''[drives around cards, through a sign then off a cliff into the front lot of the Bikini Bottom Jail. Scene cuts to courtroom]''}}
 {{L|Judge|90 days. I hope you learned a valuable lesson about littering.}}
-{{L|Patrick|So long, buddy. Don't forget to feed Gary. Sometimes you forget to feed him.}}
+{{L|Patrick|So long, buddy. Don't forget to feed Gary. ''[a security guard takes him away, but he ducks his head back in]'' Sometimes you forget to feed him. ''[ducks out of the shot]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|What have I done? Patrick can't survive in prison. He's too soft. Wait! ''[runs up to the judge]'' Patrick's innocent. I tore up Patrick's license and threw it out the window. I'm the litterbug. Take me instead.}}
 {{L|Judge|Well, considering there's no legal precedent... oh, what the heck. 90 days! ''[a smiling SpongeBob is put in jail]''}}