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{{L|Fish|Uhh, no.}} | {{L|Fish|Uhh, no.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Oh.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh.}} | ||
{{L|Fish|You get a brand-new boat mobile. The new Bass Blaster 3000. The ultimate boating machine. | {{L|Fish|You get a brand-new boat mobile. The new Bass Blaster 3000. The ultimate boating machine. ''[Patrick runs up to the new boatmobile as SpongeBob's jaw drops]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! All right!}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! All right!}} | ||
{{L|Fish|Women will want you. ''[all sigh]'' Men will want to be you. ''[all faint]'' You'll be the envy of your friends. ''[SpongeBob growling in fury]''}} | {{L|Fish|Women will want you. ''[all sigh]'' Men will want to be you. ''[all faint]'' You'll be the envy of your friends. ''[SpongeBob growling in fury]''}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|I'm trying to work on my boat mobile. Now could you keep it down? It's 3:00 in the morning, people are trying to sleep. ''[SpongeBob groans and slams his window shut, breaking it, before going back to bed. Scene cuts to 4:00am]''}} | {{L|Patrick|I'm trying to work on my boat mobile. Now could you keep it down? It's 3:00 in the morning, people are trying to sleep. ''[SpongeBob groans and slams his window shut, breaking it, before going back to bed. Scene cuts to 4:00am]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|4:00? ''[yawns. Doorbell rings]'' Who could be at the door at this hou— ''[falls down the stairs. Opens the door]'' Now what is it, Patrick?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|4:00? ''[yawns. Doorbell rings]'' Who could be at the door at this hou— ''[falls down the stairs. Opens the door]'' Now what is it, Patrick?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|You will never guess what | {{L|Patrick|You will never guess what happened to me today.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You got your license.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|You got your license.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! ''[shows his license]'' But that's not all.}} | {{L|Patrick|Yeah! ''[shows his license]'' But that's not all.}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't want to run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' It's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through three red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran three red lights!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't want to run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' It's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through three red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran three red lights!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|So?}} | {{L|Patrick|So?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|You're | {{L|SpongeBob|You're supposed to stop!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I think the driving genius knows what he's doing.}} | {{L|Patrick|I think the driving genius knows what he's doing.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[finally snaps]'' Driving genius?! Would a genius make an illegal u-turn...through an orphanage?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|''[finally snaps]'' Driving genius?! Would a genius make an illegal u-turn...through an orphanage?!}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, I don't have a boat mobile anymore.}} | {{L|Patrick|Oh, I don't have a boat mobile anymore.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|It stopped working so I threw it away. The needle was on E, and I figured that must mean "end" | {{L|Patrick|It stopped working so I threw it away. The needle was on E, and I figured that must mean "end."}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, then... what do we do with this? ''[Patrick takes it and puts it on his behind]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, then... what do we do with this? ''[Patrick takes it and puts it on his behind]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|How's that?}} | {{L|Patrick|How's that?}} |
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