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{{L|Fish|Uhh, no.}}
{{L|Fish|Uhh, no.}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh.}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh.}}
{{L|Fish|You get a brand-new boat mobile. The new Bass Blaster 3000. The ultimate boating machine.}}''[Patrick runs up to the new boatmobile as SpongeBob's jaw drops]''
{{L|Fish|You get a brand-new boat mobile. The new Bass Blaster 3000. The ultimate boating machine. ''[Patrick runs up to the new boatmobile as SpongeBob's jaw drops]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! All right!}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! All right!}}
{{L|Fish|Women will want you. ''[all sigh]'' Men will want to be you. ''[all faint]'' You'll be the envy of your friends. ''[SpongeBob growling in fury]''}}
{{L|Fish|Women will want you. ''[all sigh]'' Men will want to be you. ''[all faint]'' You'll be the envy of your friends. ''[SpongeBob growling in fury]''}}
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{{L|Patrick|I'm trying to work on my boat mobile. Now could you keep it down? It's 3:00 in the morning, people are trying to sleep. ''[SpongeBob groans and slams his window shut, breaking it, before going back to bed. Scene cuts to 4:00am]''}}
{{L|Patrick|I'm trying to work on my boat mobile. Now could you keep it down? It's 3:00 in the morning, people are trying to sleep. ''[SpongeBob groans and slams his window shut, breaking it, before going back to bed. Scene cuts to 4:00am]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|4:00? ''[yawns. Doorbell rings]'' Who could be at the door at this hou— ''[falls down the stairs. Opens the door]'' Now what is it, Patrick?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|4:00? ''[yawns. Doorbell rings]'' Who could be at the door at this hou— ''[falls down the stairs. Opens the door]'' Now what is it, Patrick?}}
{{L|Patrick|You will never guess what happen to me today.}}
{{L|Patrick|You will never guess what happened to me today.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You got your license.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You got your license.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! ''[shows his license]'' But that's not all.}}
{{L|Patrick|Yeah! ''[shows his license]'' But that's not all.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't want to run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' It's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through three red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran three red lights!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Are you sure you don't want to run him in? ''[scene cuts to Patrick driving. Green light turns red]'' It's a red light, Patrick! ''[Patrick runs through three red lights]'' Patrick, you just ran three red lights!}}
{{L|Patrick|So?}}
{{L|Patrick|So?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're suppose to stop!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You're supposed to stop!}}
{{L|Patrick|I think the driving genius knows what he's doing.}}
{{L|Patrick|I think the driving genius knows what he's doing.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[finally snaps]'' Driving genius?! Would a genius make an illegal u-turn...through an orphanage?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[finally snaps]'' Driving genius?! Would a genius make an illegal u-turn...through an orphanage?!}}
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{{L|Patrick|Oh, I don't have a boat mobile anymore.}}
{{L|Patrick|Oh, I don't have a boat mobile anymore.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What?}}
{{L|Patrick|It stopped working so I threw it away. The needle was on E, and I figured that must mean "end".}}
{{L|Patrick|It stopped working so I threw it away. The needle was on E, and I figured that must mean "end."}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, then... what do we do with this? ''[Patrick takes it and puts it on his behind]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, then... what do we do with this? ''[Patrick takes it and puts it on his behind]''}}
{{L|Patrick|How's that?}}
{{L|Patrick|How's that?}}

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