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{{L|SpongeBob|What’s that supposed to mean?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|What’s that supposed to mean?}}
{{L|Patrick|I don’t know, but I do know Gary knows who he wants to go with. So I suggest that you put him down and let him choose. ''[Sponge does]''}}
{{L|Patrick|I don’t know, but I do know Gary knows who he wants to go with. So I suggest that you put him down and let him choose. ''[Sponge does]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Fine, but I would like to remind him who it was who fed him and housed him and sat on his bedside when he was sick and massaged his eyestalks when his eyes were sore! OK, Gary, go ahead, show him. OK Gary, come to me! Come on, come on, Gary! Come on, come here, Gay! ''[Gary turns around to Pat]'' Uh, wrong way Gary. ''[Gary is crawling toward Pat]'' G-Gary, turn around! Gary, no, Gary, no, no, no! Don’t do it, Gary! ''[he collapses as Gary crawls up to Pat]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Fine, but I would like to remind him who it was who fed him and housed him and sat on his bedside when he was sick and massaged his eyestalks when his eyes were sore! OK, Gary, go ahead, show him. OK Gary, come to me! Come on, come on, Gary! Come on, come here, Gay! ''[Gary turns around to Patrick]'' Uh, wrong way Gary. ''[Ignoring, Gary is crawling toward Pat]'' G-Gary, turn around! Gary, no, Gary, no, no, no! Don’t do it, Gary! ''[he collapses as Gary crawls up to Pat]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Well, well, well… I guess that answers that question. So long, SpongeBob. Me and Gary got stuff to do.}}
{{L|Patrick|Well, well, well… I guess that answers that question. So long, SpongeBob. Me and Gary got stuff to do.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[angrily]'' OK, fine, if that’s how you want to thank me… ''[sadly]'' For all that I’ve done? ''[Pat’s rock falls down into place. Cut to Sponge’s darkened room where Sponge is on his bed looking down at Gary’s bowl. He sheds a tear into it]'' I guess you’re not coming back, Gary. ''[angrily]'' I don’t need Gary! I’ll just find another pet! Yeah, it’ll be better than Gary! I’m going to get a pet that won’t go off with my best friend! ''[cut to Pat running around laughing with Gary on his head. Sponge walks by with a giant worm by the leash. The worm is bluish green and is panting heavily]'' Hi guys! Say hello to my new pal Rex! ''[Rex barks, Sponge pats him]'' Not only is he loyal, but he knows tricks too! Watch and learn. Sit, Rex, sit! ''[he waits, but Rex is just sitting there]'' Roll over, Rex, roll over! ''[Rex just sits there again]'' Now stay, Rex, stay! Good boy, Rex! Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? ''[Pat laughs and dances with Gary on his head]'' I’m sure glad we went our separate ways, Gary. A worm really is the pet for me. So loyal, so trusting, always by my side! ''[Rex barks and we see he’s waiting for the bus across the street with a hitch-hiking hole with stuff in it. The bus comes and he rides off. Cut to Sponge entering the house with a pet carrying case]'' Who needs worms anyway? ''[Sponge puts down the case and opens the door]'' Welcome home, newest bestest friend. Come on out, don’t be shy. ''[a snail comes out. It’s got big bushy black eyebrows and a tan shell, with the same design as Gary’s]'' You remind me of someone I once knew. A certain someone who’s name will not be spoken in this household. Come on, let me show you around, Larry.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[angrily]'' OK, fine, if that’s how you want to thank me… ''[sadly]'' For all that I’ve done? ''[Pat’s rock falls down into place. Cut to Sponge’s darkened room where Sponge is on his bed looking down at Gary’s bowl. He sheds a tear into it]'' I guess you’re not coming back, Gary. ''[angrily]'' I don’t need Gary! I’ll just find another pet! Yeah, it’ll be better than Gary! I’m going to get a pet that won’t go off with my best friend! ''[cut to Pat running around laughing with Gary on his head. Sponge walks by with a giant worm by the leash. The worm is bluish green and is panting heavily]'' Hi guys! Say hello to my new pal Rex! ''[Rex barks, Sponge pats him]'' Not only is he loyal, but he knows tricks too! Watch and learn. Sit, Rex, sit! ''[he waits, but Rex is just sitting there]'' Roll over, Rex, roll over! ''[Rex just sits there again]'' Now stay, Rex, stay! Good boy, Rex! Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? ''[Pat laughs and dances with Gary on his head]'' I’m sure glad we went our separate ways, Gary. A worm really is the pet for me. So loyal, so trusting, always by my side! ''[Rex barks and we see he’s waiting for the bus across the street with a hitch-hiking hole with stuff in it. The bus comes and he rides off. Cut to Sponge entering the house with a pet carrying case]'' Who needs worms anyway? ''[Sponge puts down the case and opens the door]'' Welcome home, newest bestest friend. Come on out, don’t be shy. ''[a snail comes out. It’s got big bushy black eyebrows and a tan shell, with the same design as Gary’s]'' You remind me of someone I once knew. A certain someone who’s name will not be spoken in this household. Come on, let me show you around, Larry.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Soap? But… we used to use soap. ''[holds up two bottles]'' Do you want ‘Fresh Scent’ or ‘Heavy Du’…}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Soap? But… we used to use soap. ''[holds up two bottles]'' Do you want ‘Fresh Scent’ or ‘Heavy Du’…}}
{{L|Patrick|Here it comes…}}
{{L|Patrick|Here it comes…}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Du… du… du… ''[cries]'' duuuuuttyy!!! ''[his tears make both of the bottles bubble up]'' Gary! Please come back Gary! Please come home! I’m a wreck without you! I know, if you come back, there’ll be a new no-rules rule. You can do whatever you want, when you want. ''[runs up to the sofa and tears it up furiously]'' If you want to rip up the sofa, then you rip it up! ''[runs up to the litter box]'' And the litter box, forget about it! ''[he dumps the litter on his head]'' The world is your litter box! ''[he runs to the fridge and opens it]'' And you don’t even have to wait around for me to feed you anymore! 24-hour fridge access! ''[he takes a milk carton and drinks it]'' And you don’t even have to use a bowl! ''[he runs to a giant carving of Squid]'' And I know how much you like my prized drift wood carving of Squidward. ''[scratches at it]'' Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post! What do you think, Gary? Won’t it be fun, Gary? ''[we see Sponge has carved Squid into a heart]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Du… du… du… ''[cries]'' duuuuuttyy??? ''[his tears make both of the bottles bubble up]'' Gary! Please come back Gary! Please come home! I’m a wreck without you! I know. If you come back, there’ll be a new no-rules rule. You can do whatever you want, when you want. ''[runs up to the sofa and tears it up furiously]'' If you want to rip up the sofa, then you rip it up! ''[runs up to the litter box]'' And the litter box, forget about it! ''[he dumps the litter on his head]'' The world is your litter box! ''[he runs to the fridge and opens it]'' And you don’t even have to wait around for me to feed you anymore! 24-hour fridge access! ''[he takes a milk carton and drinks it]'' And you don’t even have to use a bowl! ''[he runs to a giant carving of Squid]'' And I know how much you like my prized drift wood carving of Squidward. ''[scratches at it]'' Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post! What do you think, Gary? Won’t it be fun, Gary? ''[we see Sponge has carved Squid into a heart]''}}
{{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}}
{{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Gary…? ''[the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Gary…? ''[the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]''}}
{{L|Patrick|I’m sorry, SpongeBob. But Gary’s with me now. ''[he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine]'' You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it SpongeBob, you’re only hurting yourself. ''[he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine, Gary crawls in after them]'' It’s what Gary wants, and what Gary wants it me! Right, Gary? ''[the two notice Gary is in the machine, nudging in Pat’s shorts]'' He only liked me for my shorts!}}
{{L|Patrick|I’m sorry, SpongeBob. But Gary’s with me now. ''[he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine]'' You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it SpongeBob, you’re only hurting yourself. ''[he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine, Gary crawls in after them]'' It’s what Gary wants, and what Gary wants it me! Right, Gary? ''[the two notice Gary is in the machine, nudging in Pat’s shorts]'' He only liked me for my shorts!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Pat! He wanted the cookie in your pocket! ''[Gary is indeed eating the cookie. He finishes and crawls out up to Sponge]'' G-G-Gary? ''[Gary burps and happily meows]'' Wee! ''[he hugs Gary]'' Oh Gary, I knew you’d never leave me! Aww… ''[giggles, he takes his leash]'' Let’s go for a walk pal! ''[the two walk out]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick. He wanted the cookie in your pocket. ''[Gary is indeed eating the cookie. He finishes and crawls out up to Sponge]'' G-G-Gary? ''[Gary burps and happily meows]'' Wee! ''[he hugs Gary]'' Oh Gary, I knew you’d never leave me! Aww… ''[giggles, he takes his leash]'' Let’s go for a walk pal! ''[the two walk out]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Gary? I thought what we had was special...!}}
{{L|Patrick|Gary? I thought what we had was special...!}}
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