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{{L|SpongeBob|Hey, that's a great idea!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, that's a great idea!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|A sleep-over! Oh boy, oh boy! This is gonna be great, Gary. We can stay up till dawn and watch scary movies and eat popcorn and play board games… ''[SpongeBob thinks to himself and we hear Patrick in the background saying, "Blah blah blah blah…"]''}} | {{L|Patrick|A sleep-over! Oh boy, oh boy! This is gonna be great, Gary. We can stay up till dawn and watch scary movies and eat popcorn and play board games… ''[SpongeBob thinks to himself and we hear Patrick in the background saying, "Blah blah blah blah…"]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|''Gee, this is great. My two best friends in the whole sea having a sleepover.''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|And then we'll make a house of cards, and then we'll read some comic books…}} | {{L|Patrick|And then we'll make a house of cards, and then we'll read some comic books…}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|OK, you two have a good time. I'll see you tomorrow. ''[they wave good-bye and SpongeBob walks home]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|OK, you two have a good time. I'll see you tomorrow. ''[they wave good-bye and SpongeBob walks home]''}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Fine, but I would like to remind him who it was who fed him and housed him and sat on his bedside when he was sick and massaged his eyestalks when his eyes were sore! OK, Gary, go ahead, show him. OK Gary, come to me! Come on, come on, Gary! Come on, come here, Gary! ''[Gary turns around to Patrick]'' Uh, wrong way Gary. ''[Ignoring, Gary is crawling toward Patrick]'' G-Gary, turn around! Gary, no, Gary, no, no, no! Don't do it, Gary! ''[he collapses as Gary crawls up to Patrick]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Fine, but I would like to remind him who it was who fed him and housed him and sat on his bedside when he was sick and massaged his eyestalks when his eyes were sore! OK, Gary, go ahead, show him. OK Gary, come to me! Come on, come on, Gary! Come on, come here, Gary! ''[Gary turns around to Patrick]'' Uh, wrong way Gary. ''[Ignoring, Gary is crawling toward Patrick]'' G-Gary, turn around! Gary, no, Gary, no, no, no! Don't do it, Gary! ''[he collapses as Gary crawls up to Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, well, well… I guess that answers that question. ''[SpongeBob's eyes well up]'' So long, SpongeBob. Me and Gary got stuff to do.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, well, well… I guess that answers that question. ''[SpongeBob's eyes well up]'' So long, SpongeBob. Me and Gary got stuff to do.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[angrily]'' OK, fine, if that's how you want to thank me… ''[whimpers]'' For all that I've done? ''[Patrick's rock falls down into place. Cut to SpongeBob's darkened room where SpongeBob is on his bed looking down at Gary's bowl. He sheds a tear into it]'' I guess you're not coming back, Gary. ''[angrily]'' I don't need Gary! I'll just find another pet! Yeah, it'll be better than Gary! I'm going to get a pet that won't go off with my best friend! ''[cut to Patrick running around laughing with Gary on his head. SpongeBob walks by with a giant worm by the leash. The worm is bluish green and is panting heavily]'' Hi guys! Say hello to my new pal Rex! ''[Rex barks, SpongeBob pats him]'' Not only is he loyal, but he knows tricks too! Watch and learn. Sit, Rex, sit! ''[he waits, but Rex is just sitting there]'' Roll over, Rex, roll over! ''[Rex just sits there again]'' Now stay, Rex, stay! Good boy, Rex! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? ''[Patrick laughs and dances with Gary on his head]'' I'm sure glad we went our separate ways, Gary. A worm really is the pet for me. So loyal, so trusting, always by my side! | {{L|SpongeBob|''[angrily, to Gary]'' OK, fine, if that's how you want to thank me… ''[whimpers]'' For all that I've done? ''[Patrick's rock falls down into place. Cut to SpongeBob's darkened room where SpongeBob is on his bed looking down at Gary's bowl. He sheds a tear into it]'' I guess you're not coming back, Gary. ''[angrily]'' I don't need Gary! I'll just find another pet! Yeah, it'll be better than Gary! I'm going to get a pet that won't go off with my best friend! ''[cut to Patrick running around laughing with Gary on his head. SpongeBob walks by with a giant worm by the leash. The worm is bluish green and is panting heavily]'' Hi guys! Say hello to my new pal Rex! ''[Rex barks, SpongeBob pats him]'' Not only is he loyal, but he knows tricks too! Watch and learn. Sit, Rex, sit! ''[he waits, but Rex is just sitting there]'' Roll over, Rex, roll over! ''[Rex just sits there again]'' Now stay, Rex, stay! Good boy, Rex! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? ''[Patrick laughs and dances with Gary on his head]'' I'm sure glad we went our separate ways, Gary. A worm really is the pet for me. ''[loudly so Gary can hear]'' So loyal, so trusting, always by my ''side! [Rex barks and we see he's waiting for the bus across the street with a hitch-hiking hole with stuff in it. The bus comes and he rides off. Cut to SpongeBob entering the house with a pet carrying case]'' Who needs worms anyway? ''[SpongeBob puts down the case and opens the door]'' Welcome home, newest bestest friend. Come on out, don't be shy. ''[a snail comes out. It's got big bushy black eyebrows and a tan shell, with the same design as Gary's]'' You remind me of someone I once knew. A certain someone who's name will not be spoken in this household. Come on, let me show you around, Lary.}} | ||
{{L|Lary| | {{L|Lary|''[in q deeper voice than Gary's]'' Meow. Cut to Lary sitting at a table as SpongeBob walks over with a plate with a cover on it. SpongeBob is in chef garb]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And now Lary, I present to you… dinner time! Ta-da! ''[he takes off the cover, it's snail food in Gary's bowl. But the Gary inscription now has an L written over the G]'' Bon appetite, Lary. ''[giggles. Lary sniffs it and snarls. SpongeBob quickly takes the bowl away, scared]'' OK, maybe later. ''[walks backward. Cut to SpongeBob with his robe on, showing Lary the newspaper bed next to his own]'' This is where you sleep, Lary. ''[Lary goes over on it and tears it up. Lary is now up on SpongeBob's bed]'' Uh, that's where I… ''[Lary snarls loudly and falls asleep instantly]'' I guess you can sleep there… ''[SpongeBob lays down on the shredded newspaper]'' I'll just sleep down here. ''[lays some shreds on him like a blanket]'' Well, good-night, Lary. ''[Lary snarls again. Cut to morning where Lary is watching TV. SpongeBob jumps in and surprises him]'' Hey Lary, want to hear a joke? Aw, Gary used to love this one! ''[clears throat]'' What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor! ''[laughs, Larry hisses and crawls away]'' Don't you get it Larry? A snailor. ''[he deflates]'' Gosh, Lary is sure different than Gary. And Gary and Lary are real different than Jerry. ''[he holds a real-life snail from his pocket. He looks at a photo of Gary]'' Oh Gary, why did you have to go? ''[cries]'' Why, Gary? Why…! Why, why, why, why, why! ''[we hear Gary meow]'' Gary? ''[we see Patrick and Gary are behind him. Patrick is holding a basket of laundry]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|And now Lary, I present to you… dinner time! Ta-da! ''[he takes off the cover, it's snail food in Gary's bowl. But the Gary inscription now has an L written over the G]'' Bon appetite, Lary. ''[giggles. Lary sniffs it and snarls. SpongeBob quickly takes the bowl away, scared]'' OK, maybe later. ''[walks backward. Cut to SpongeBob with his robe on, showing Lary the newspaper bed next to his own]'' This is where you sleep, Lary. ''[Lary goes over on it and tears it up. Lary is now up on SpongeBob's bed]'' Uh, that's where I… ''[Lary snarls loudly and falls asleep instantly]'' I guess you can sleep there… ''[SpongeBob lays down on the shredded newspaper]'' I'll just sleep down here. ''[lays some shreds on him like a blanket]'' Well, good-night, Lary. ''[Lary snarls again. Cut to morning where Lary is watching TV. SpongeBob jumps in and surprises him]'' Hey Lary, want to hear a joke? Aw, Gary used to love this one! ''[clears throat]'' What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor! ''[laughs, Larry hisses and crawls away]'' Don't you get it Larry? A snailor. ''[he deflates]'' Gosh, Lary is sure different than Gary. And Gary and Lary are real different than Jerry. ''[he holds a real-life snail from his pocket. He looks at a photo of Gary]'' Oh Gary, why did you have to go? ''[cries]'' Why, Gary? Why…! Why, why, why, why, why! ''[we hear Gary meow]'' Gary? ''[we see Patrick and Gary are behind him. Patrick is holding a basket of laundry]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hi SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Patrick|Hi SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hello Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hello, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hello Gary.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, Gary.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Would it be all right if me and Gary did some laundry around here?}} | {{L|Patrick|Would it be all right if me and Gary did some laundry around here?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Laundry? But… we used to do laundry…}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Laundry? But… we used to do laundry…}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Soap? But… we used to use soap. ''[holds up two bottles]'' Do you want 'Fresh Scent' or 'Heavy Du'… ''[tears up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Soap? But… we used to use soap. ''[holds up two bottles]'' Do you want 'Fresh Scent' or 'Heavy Du'… ''[tears up]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Here it comes…}} | {{L|Patrick|Here it comes…}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Du… du… | {{L|SpongeBob|Du… du… duuuuu… ''[cries]'' ttyyyyy!! ''[his tears make both of the bottles bubble up]'' Gary! Please come back, Gary! Please come home! I'm a wreck without you! I know. If you come back, there'll be a new no-rules rule. You can do whatever you want, when you want. ''[runs up to the sofa and tears it up furiously]'' If you feel like rippin' the sofa, then you rip it up! ''[runs up to the litter box]'' And the litter box? Forget about it! ''[he dumps the litter on his head]'' The world is your litter box! ''[he runs to the fridge and opens it]'' And you don't even have to wait around for me to feed you anymore! 24-hour fridge access! ''[he takes a milk carton and drinks it]'' And you don't even have to use a bowl! ''[he runs to a giant carving of Squidward]'' And I know how much you like my prized drift wood carving of Squidward. ''[scratches at it]'' Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post! What do you think, Gary? Won't it be fun, Gary? ''[we see SpongeBob has carved Squidward into a heart]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}} | {{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Gary…? ''[the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Gary…? ''[the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm sorry, SpongeBob. But Gary's with me now. | {{L|Patrick|I'm sorry, SpongeBob. But Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it SpongeBob, you're only hurting yourself. ''[he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine; Gary crawls in after them]'' It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me! Right, Gary? ''[the two notice Gary is in the machine, nudging in Patrick's shorts]'' He only liked me for my shorts!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick. He wanted the cookie in your pocket | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick. He wanted the cookie in your pocket! ''[Gary is indeed eating the cookie. He finishes and crawls out up to SpongeBob]'' | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|G-G-Gary? ''[Gary burps and happily meows]'' Whee! ''[he hugs Gary]'' Oh Gary, I knew you'd never leave me! Aww… ''[giggles, he takes his leash]'' Let's go for a walk, pal! ''[the two walk out]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Gary? I thought what we had was special...!}} | {{L|Patrick|Gary? I thought what we had was special...!}} | ||
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