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{{L|SpongeBob|I'm awake!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I'm awake!}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[off-screen]'' Hey, SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob leaps up and runs to the window. Patrick and Gary are outside]''}} | {{L|Patrick|''[off-screen]'' Hey, SpongeBob! ''[SpongeBob leaps up and runs to the window. Patrick and Gary are outside]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Hey guys, how was the sleepover?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hey, guys, how was the sleepover?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Great, SpongeBob. Watch this! Wherever I go, Gary follows! ''[he pulls Gary off his chest and runs. Gary goes after him as he runs around SpongeBob's house. He runs on top of his house and falls off and continues running, which Gary then imitates]'' See? ''[SpongeBob jumps from the window and runs off]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Great, SpongeBob. Watch this! Wherever I go, Gary follows! ''[he pulls Gary off his chest and runs. Gary goes after him as he runs around SpongeBob's house. He runs on top of his house and falls off and continues running, which Gary then imitates]'' See? ''[SpongeBob jumps from the window and runs off]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Gary! Try and catch meeee! ''[laughs]'' Isn't this great, Gary? Me running around and you chasing me? ''[he notices he's not being chased]'' You're not chasing me… ''[Gary is still with | {{L|SpongeBob|Come on, Gary! Try and catch meeee! ''[laughs]'' Isn't this great, Gary? Me running around and you chasing me? ''[he notices he's not being chased]'' You're not chasing me… ''[Gary is still with Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Come on Gary, let's play a different game. ''[he and Gary walk away. SpongeBob jumps in front of Gary]''}} | {{L|Patrick|Come on, Gary, let's play a different game. ''[he and Gary walk away. SpongeBob jumps in front of Gary]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Who-ho-ho-ho! Look out! I'm right in front of… ''[Gary crawls away after Patrick]'' …you… What's wrong with me? ''[he sniffs his armpit]'' Do I offend? ''[Patrick is playing with Gary, Gary is crawling on Patrick's toes. Patrick's on his back and laughing while Gary purrs. SpongeBob runs inside the house and brings out a ball covered in snail slime]'' Hey Gary! Gary, look! It's your favorite ball! ''[Gary is sitting on Patrick's bum and Patrick shakes it, laughing. SpongeBob drops the ball. Gary is now crawling up to Patrick's armpit. SpongeBob pulls a can of snail nip]'' Hey Gary, look! Snail-nip! ''[he eats some]'' Huh? Huh-huh? ''[Gary is too busy crawling on Patrick's head to notice. SpongeBob decides to try something else, he runs inside and hangs from the window by his head]'' Help, Gary, help! Help me! Oh merciful Neptune! I closed the window on my head! ''[Gary is on his shell rolling Patrick left and right]'' All right, that's it! ''[The window opens and SpongeBob falls. Gary is now rolling on Patrick's belly. SpongeBob walks up to them]'' Gary, you stop this foolishness, right now. ''[Gary's eyes lower]'' Gary the | {{L|SpongeBob|Who-ho-ho-ho! Look out! I'm right in front of… ''[Gary crawls away after Patrick]'' …you… What's wrong with me? ''[he sniffs his armpit]'' Do I offend? ''[Patrick is playing with Gary, Gary is crawling on Patrick's toes. Patrick's on his back and laughing while Gary purrs. SpongeBob runs inside the house and brings out a ball covered in snail slime]'' Hey, Gary! Gary, look! It's your favorite ball! ''[Gary is sitting on Patrick's bum and Patrick shakes it, laughing. SpongeBob drops the ball. Gary is now crawling up to Patrick's armpit. SpongeBob pulls a can of snail nip]'' Hey, Gary, look! Snail-nip! ''[he eats some]'' Huh? Huh-huh? ''[Gary is too busy crawling on Patrick's head to notice. SpongeBob decides to try something else, he runs inside and hangs from the window by his head]'' Help, Gary, help! Help me! Oh, merciful Neptune! I closed the window on my head! ''[Gary is on his shell rolling Patrick left and right]'' All right, that's it! ''[The window opens and SpongeBob falls. Gary is now rolling on Patrick's belly. SpongeBob walks up to them]'' Gary, you stop this foolishness, right now. ''[Gary's eyes lower]'' Gary the Snail, answer me when I'm talking to you! Okay, that's it, mister! You are coming home with me this instant! ''[SpongeBob struggles and pulls Gary off Patrick]'' Say goodbye to Patrick, Gary. ''[he walks off, Gary lets out a meow of sadness]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants!}} | {{L|Patrick|Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|What's that supposed to mean?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|What's that supposed to mean?}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I don't know, but I do know Gary knows who he wants to go with. | {{L|Patrick|I don't know, but I do know Gary knows who he wants to go with. Now, I suggest that you put him down and let him choose. ''[SpongeBob does so]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Fine, but I would like to remind him who it was who fed him and housed him and sat on his bedside when he was sick and massaged his eyestalks when his eyes were sore! | {{L|SpongeBob|Fine, but I would like to remind him who it was who fed him and housed him and sat on his bedside when he was sick and massaged his eyestalks when his eyes were sore! Okay, Gary, go ahead, show him. Okay, Gary, come to me! Come on, come on, Gary! Come on, come here, Gary! ''[Gary turns around to Patrick]'' Uh, wrong way, Gary. ''[Ignoring, Gary is crawling toward Patrick]'' G-Gary, turn around! Gary, no, Gary, no, no, no! Don't do it, Gary! ''[he collapses as Gary crawls up to Patrick]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Well, well, well… I guess that answers that question. ''[SpongeBob's eyes well up]'' So long, SpongeBob. Me and Gary got stuff to do.}} | {{L|Patrick|Well, well, well… I guess that answers that question. ''[SpongeBob's eyes well up]'' So long, SpongeBob. Me and Gary got stuff to do.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[angrily, to Gary]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|''[angrily, to Gary]'' Okay, fine, if that's how you want to thank me… ''[whimpers]'' ...for all that I've done?! ''[Patrick's rock falls down into place. Cut to SpongeBob's darkened room where SpongeBob is on his bed looking down at Gary's bowl. He sheds a tear into it]'' I guess you're not coming back, Gary. ''[angrily]'' I don't need Gary! I'll just find another pet! Yeah, it'll be better than Gary! I'm going to get a pet that won't go off with my best friend! ''[cut to Patrick running around laughing with Gary on his head. SpongeBob walks by with a giant worm by the leash. The worm is bluish green and is panting heavily]'' Hi, guys! Say hello to my new pal Rex! ''[Rex barks, SpongeBob pats him]'' Not only is he loyal, but he knows tricks, too! Watch and learn. Sit, Rex, sit! ''[he waits, but Rex is just sitting there]'' Roll over, Rex, roll over! ''[Rex just sits there again]'' Now stay, Rex, stay! Good boy, Rex! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? ''[Patrick laughs and dances with Gary on his head]'' I'm sure glad we went our separate ways, Gary. A worm really is the pet for me. ''[loudly so Gary can hear]'' So loyal, so trusting, always by my side! ''[Rex barks and we see he's waiting for the bus across the street with a hitch-hiking hole with stuff in it. The bus comes and he rides off. Cut to SpongeBob entering the house with a pet carrying case]'' Who needs worms anyway? ''[SpongeBob puts down the case and opens the door]'' Welcome home, newest bestest friend. Come on out, don't be shy. ''[a snail comes out. It's got big bushy black eyebrows and a tan shell, with the same design as Gary's]'' You remind me of someone I once knew. A certain someone who's name will not be spoken in this household. Come on, let me show you around, Lary.}} | ||
{{L|Lary|''[in a deeper voice than Gary's]'' Meow. ''[Cut to Lary sitting at a table as SpongeBob walks over with a plate with a cover on it. SpongeBob is in chef garb]''}} | {{L|Lary|''[in a deeper voice than Gary's]'' Meow. ''[Cut to Lary sitting at a table as SpongeBob walks over with a plate with a cover on it. SpongeBob is in chef garb]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|And now, Lary, I present to you… dinner time! Ta-da. ''[he takes off the cover, it's snail food in Gary's bowl. But the Gary inscription now has an L written over the G]'' Bon appetite, Lary. ''[giggles. Lary sniffs it and hisses. SpongeBob quickly takes the bowl away, scared]'' | {{L|SpongeBob|And now, Lary, I present to you… dinner time! Ta-da. ''[he takes off the cover, it's snail food in Gary's bowl. But the Gary inscription now has an L written over the G]'' Bon appetite, Lary. ''[giggles. Lary sniffs it and hisses. SpongeBob quickly takes the bowl away, scared]'' Okay, maybe later. ''[walks backward. Cut to SpongeBob with his robe on, showing Lary the newspaper bed next to his own]'' This is where you sleep, Lary. ''[Lary goes over on it and tears it up. Lary is now up on SpongeBob's bed]'' Uh, that's where I… ''[Lary hisses loudly and falls asleep instantly]'' I guess you can sleep there… ''[SpongeBob lays down on the shredded newspaper]'' I'll just sleep down here. ''[lays some shreds on him like a blanket]'' Well, good night, Lary. ''[Lary hisses again. Cut to morning where Lary is watching TV. SpongeBob jumps in and surprises him]'' Hey, Lary, want to hear a joke? Aw, Gary used to love this one! ''[clears throat]'' What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor! ''[laughs, Larry hisses and crawls away]'' Don't you get it, Larry? A snailor. ''[he deflates]'' Gosh, Lary is sure different than Gary. And Gary and Lary are real different than Jerry. ''[he holds a real-life snail from his pocket. He looks at a photo of Gary]'' Oh, Gary, why did you have to go?! ''[cries]'' Why, Gary?! Why…?! Why, why, why, why, why?! ''[we hear Gary meow]'' Gary? ''[we see Patrick and Gary are behind him. Patrick is holding a basket of laundry]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Hi SpongeBob.}} | {{L|Patrick|Hi, SpongeBob.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hello, Patrick.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hello, Patrick.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
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{{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}} | {{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Gary…? ''[the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Gary…? ''[the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|I'm sorry, SpongeBob. But Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it SpongeBob, you're only hurting yourself. ''[he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine; Gary crawls in after them]'' It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me! Right, Gary? ''[the two notice Gary is in the machine, nudging in Patrick's shorts]'' He only liked me for my shorts!}} | {{L|Patrick|I'm sorry, SpongeBob. But Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it, SpongeBob, you're only hurting yourself. ''[he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine; Gary crawls in after them]'' It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me! Right, Gary? ''[the two notice Gary is in the machine, nudging in Patrick's shorts]'' He only liked me for my shorts!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick. He wanted the cookie in your pocket! ''[Gary is indeed eating the cookie. He finishes and crawls out up to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick. He wanted the cookie in your pocket! ''[Gary is indeed eating the cookie. He finishes and crawls out up to SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|G-G-Gary? ''[Gary burps and happily meows]'' Whee! ''[he hugs Gary]'' Oh Gary, I knew you'd never leave me! Aww… ''[giggles, he takes his leash]'' Let's go for a walk, pal! ''[the two walk out]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|G-G-Gary? ''[Gary burps and happily meows]'' Whee! ''[he hugs Gary]'' Oh, Gary, I knew you'd never leave me! Aww… ''[giggles, he takes his leash]'' Let's go for a walk, pal! ''[the two walk out]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Gary? I thought what we had was special...!}} | {{L|Patrick|Gary? I thought what we had was special...!}} | ||
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