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{{L|SpongeBob|Soap? But… we used to use soap. ''[holds up two bottles]'' Do you want 'Fresh Scent' or 'Heavy Du'… ''[tears up]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Soap? But… we used to use soap. ''[holds up two bottles]'' Do you want 'Fresh Scent' or 'Heavy Du'… ''[tears up]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Here it comes…}}
{{L|Patrick|Here it comes…}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Du… du… duuuuu… ''[cries]'' ttyyyyy! ''[his tears make both of the bottles bubble up]'' Gary! Please come back, Gary! Please come home! I'm a wreck without you! I know. If you come back, there'll be a new no-rules rule. You can do whatever you want, when you want. ''[runs up to the sofa and tears it up furiously]'' If you feel like rippin' the sofa, then you rip it up! ''[runs up to the litter box]'' And the litter box? Forget about it! ''[he dumps the litter on his head]'' The world is your litter box! ''[he runs to the fridge and opens it]'' And you don't even have to wait around for me to feed you anymore! 24-hour fridge access! ''[he takes a milk carton and drinks it]'' And you don't even have to use a bowl! ''[he runs to a giant carving of Squidward]'' And I know how much you like my prized drift wood carving of Squidward. ''[scratches at it]'' Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post! What do you think, Gary? Won't it be fun, Gary? ''[we see SpongeBob has carved Squidward into a heart]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Du… du… duuuuu… ''[cries]'' ttyyyyy! ''[his tears make both of the bottles bubble up]'' Gary! Please come back, Gary! Please come home! I'm a wreck without you! ''[stops crying]'' I know. If you come back, there'll be a new no-rules rule. You can do whatever you want, when you want. ''[runs up to the sofa and tears it up furiously]'' If you feel like rippin' the sofa, then you rip it up! ''[runs up to the litter box]'' And the litter box? Forget about it! ''[he dumps the litter on his head]'' The world is your litter box! ''[he runs to the fridge and opens it]'' And you don't even have to wait around for me to feed you anymore! 24-hour fridge access! ''[he takes a milk carton and drinks it]'' And you don't even have to use a bowl! ''[he runs to a giant carving of Squidward]'' And I know how much you like my prized drift wood carving of Squidward. ''[scratches at it]'' Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post! What do you think, Gary? Won't it be fun, Gary? ''[we see SpongeBob has carved Squidward into a heart]''}}
{{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}}
{{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Gary…? ''[the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Gary…? ''[the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]''}}

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