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{{L|SpongeBob|Hello, Gary.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Hello, Gary.}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Would it be all right if me and Gary did some laundry around here?}} | {{L|Patrick|Would it be all right if me and Gary did some laundry around here?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Laundry? | {{L|SpongeBob|Laundry? But... we used to do laundry...}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|And uh, SpongeBob, could we borrow some soap?}} | {{L|Patrick|And uh, SpongeBob, could we borrow some soap?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Soap? But... we used to use soap. ''[holds up two bottles]'' Do you want 'Fresh Scent' or 'Heavy Du'...'' [tears up]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Soap? But... we used to use soap. ''[holds up two bottles]'' Do you want 'Fresh Scent' or 'Heavy Du'...'' [tears up]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Here it | {{L|Patrick|Here it comes...}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Du... du... du... ''[cries]'' ty! ''[his tears make both of the bottles bubble up]'' Gary! Please come back, Gary! Please come home! I'm a wreck without you! ''[stops crying]'' I know. If you come back, there'll be a new no-rules rule. You can do whatever you want, when you want. ''[runs up to the sofa and tears it up furiously]'' If you feel like rippin' the sofa, then you rip it up! ''[runs up to the litter box]'' And the litter box? Forget about it! ''[he dumps the litter on his head]'' The world is your litter box! ''[he runs to the fridge and opens it]'' And you don't even have to wait around for me to feed you anymore! 24-hour fridge access! ''[he takes a milk carton and drinks it]'' And you don't even have to use a bowl! ''[he runs to a giant carving of Squidward]'' And I know how much you like my prized drift wood carving of Squidward. ''[scratches at it]'' Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post! What do you think, Gary? Won't it be fun, Gary? ''[we see SpongeBob has carved Squidward into a heart]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Du... du... du... ''[cries]'' ty! ''[his tears make both of the bottles bubble up]'' Gary! Please come back, Gary! Please come home! I'm a wreck without you! ''[stops crying]'' I know. If you come back, there'll be a new no-rules rule. You can do whatever you want, when you want. ''[runs up to the sofa and tears it up furiously]'' If you feel like rippin' the sofa, then you rip it up! ''[runs up to the litter box]'' And the litter box? Forget about it! ''[he dumps the litter on his head]'' The world is your litter box! ''[he runs to the fridge and opens it]'' And you don't even have to wait around for me to feed you anymore! 24-hour fridge access! ''[he takes a milk carton and drinks it]'' And you don't even have to use a bowl! ''[he runs to a giant carving of Squidward]'' And I know how much you like my prized drift wood carving of Squidward. ''[scratches at it]'' Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post! What do you think, Gary? Won't it be fun, Gary? ''[we see SpongeBob has carved Squidward into a heart]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}} | {{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob| | {{L|SpongeBob|Gary? ''[the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|''[patronisingly]'' I'm sorry, SpongeBob. But Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it, SpongeBob, you're only hurting yourself. ''[he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine; Gary crawls in after them]'' It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me. Right, Gary? Huh? ''[the two notice Gary is in the machine, nudging in Patrick's shorts]'' He only liked me for my shorts!}} | {{L|Patrick|''[patronisingly]'' I'm sorry, SpongeBob. But Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it, SpongeBob, you're only hurting yourself. ''[he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine; Gary crawls in after them]'' It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me. Right, Gary? Huh? ''[the two notice Gary is in the machine, nudging in Patrick's shorts]'' He only liked me for my shorts!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick. He wanted the cookie in your pocket! ''[Gary is indeed eating the cookie. He finishes and crawls out up to SpongeBob]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick. He wanted the cookie in your pocket! ''[Gary is indeed eating the cookie. He finishes and crawls out up to SpongeBob]''}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|G-G-Gary? ''[Gary burps and happily meows]'' Whee! ''[he hugs Gary]'' Oh, Gary, I knew you'd never leave me! | {{L|SpongeBob|G-G-Gary? ''[Gary burps and happily meows]'' Whee! ''[he hugs Gary]'' Oh, Gary, I knew you'd never leave me! Aww... ''[giggles, he takes his leash]'' Let's go for a walk, pal! ''[the two walk out. Patrick is left alone heartbroken and devastated]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Gary? I thought what we had was special...!}} | {{L|Patrick|Gary? I thought what we had was special...!}} | ||
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