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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[angrily, to Gary]'' Okay, fine, if that's how you want to thank me… ''[whimpers]'' ...for all that I've done?! ''[Patrick's rock falls down into place. Cut to SpongeBob's darkened room where SpongeBob is on his bed looking down at Gary's bowl. He sheds a tear into it]'' I guess you're not coming back, Gary. ''[angrily]'' I don't need Gary! I'll just find another pet! Yeah, it'll be better than Gary! I'm going to get a pet that won't go off with my best friend! ''[cut to Patrick running around laughing with Gary on his head. SpongeBob walks by with a giant worm by the leash. The worm is bluish green and is panting heavily]'' Hi, guys! Say hello to my new pal Rex! ''[Rex barks, SpongeBob pats him]'' Not only is he loyal, but he knows tricks, too! Watch and learn. Sit, Rex, sit! ''[he waits, but Rex is just sitting there]'' Roll over, Rex, roll over! ''[Rex just sits there again]'' Now stay, Rex, stay! Good boy, Rex! Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? ''[Patrick laughs and dances with Gary on his head]'' I'm sure glad we went our separate ways, Gary. A worm really is the pet for me. ''[loudly so Gary can hear]'' So loyal, so trusting, always by my side! ''[Rex barks and we see he's waiting for the bus across the street with a hitch-hiking hole with stuff in it. The bus comes and he rides off. Cut to SpongeBob entering the house with a pet carrying case]'' Who needs worms anyway? ''[SpongeBob puts down the case and opens the door]'' Welcome home, newest bestest friend. Come on out, don't be shy. ''[a snail comes out. It's got big bushy black eyebrows and a tan shell, with the same design as Gary's into Lary's]'' You remind me of someone I once knew. A certain someone whose name will not be spoken in this household. Come on, let me show you around, Larry.}}
 {{L|Larry|''[in a deeper voice than Gary's]'' Meow. ''[Cut to Larry sitting at a table as SpongeBob walks over with a plate with a cover on it. SpongeBob is in chef garb]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|And now, Larry, I present to you... dinner time! Ta-dah! ''[he takes off the cover, it's snail food in Gary's bowl. But the Gary inscription now has an L written over the G]'' Bon appetite, Larry! ''[giggles. Larry sniffs it and hisses. SpongeBob quickly takes the bowl away, scared]'' Okay, maybe later. ''[walks backward. Cut to SpongeBob with his robe on, showing Larry the newspaper bed next to his own]'' This is where you sleep, Larry. ''[Larry goes over on it, hisses, and tears it up. Larry is now up on SpongeBob's bed]'' Uh, that's where I… ''[Larry hisses loudly and falls asleep instantly]'' I guess you can sleep there… ''[SpongeBob lays down on the shredded newspaper]'' I'll sleep down here. ''[lays some shreds on him like a blanket]'' Well, good night, Larry. ''[Larry hisses again. Cut to morning where Larry is watching TV. SpongeBob jumps in upside down and surprises him, causing him to hide in his shell]'' Hey, Larry, want to hear a joke? Aw, Gary used to love this one! ''[clears throat]'' What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor! ''[laughs, Larry hisses and crawls away]'' Don't you get it, Larry? A snailor. ''[he deflates then he stands up]'' Gosh, Larry is sure different than Gary. And Gary and Larry are real different than Jerry. ''[he holds a real-life snail from his pocket. He looks at a photo of Gary]'' Oh, Gary, why did you have to go?! ''[cries]'' Why, Gary?! Why…?! Why, why, why, why, why, why?! ''[we hear Gary meow]'' Gary? ''[we see Patrick and Gary are behind him. Patrick is holding a basket of laundry]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|And now, Larry, I present to you... dinner time! Ta-dah! ''[he takes off the cover, it's snail food in Gary's bowl. But the Gary inscription now has an L written over the G]'' Bon appetite, Larry! ''[giggles. Larry sniffs it and hisses. SpongeBob quickly takes the bowl away, scared]'' Okay, maybe later. ''[walks backward. Cut to SpongeBob with his robe on, showing Larry the newspaper bed next to his own]'' This is where you sleep, Larry. ''[Larry goes over on it, hisses, and tears it up. Larry is now up on SpongeBob's bed]'' Uh, that's where I… ''[Larry hisses loudly and falls asleep instantly]'' I guess you can sleep there… ''[SpongeBob lays down on the shredded newspaper]'' I'll sleep down here. ''[lays some shreds on him like a blanket]'' Well, good night, Larry. ''[Larry hisses again. Cut to morning where Larry is watching TV. SpongeBob jumps in upside down and surprises him, causing him to hide in his shell]'' Hey, Larry, want to hear a joke? Aw, Gary used to love this one! ''[clears throat]'' What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor! ''[laughs, Larry hisses and crawls away]'' Don't you get it, Larry? A snailor. ''[he deflates then he stands up]'' Gosh, Larry is sure different than Gary. And Gary and Larry are real different than Jerry. ''[he holds a real-life snail from his pocket. He looks at a photo of Gary]'' Oh, Gary, why did you have to go?! ''[cries]'' Why, Gary?! Why...?! Why, why, why, why, why, why?! ''[we hear Gary meow]'' Gary? ''[we see Patrick and Gary are behind him. Patrick is holding a basket of laundry]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Hi, SpongeBob.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, hello, Patrick.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Soap? But... we used to use soap. ''[holds up two bottles]'' Do you want 'Fresh Scent' or 'Heavy Du'...'' [tears up]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Here it comes...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Du... du... du... ''[cries]'' ty! ''[his tears make both of the bottles bubble up]'' Gary! Please come back, Gary! Please come home! I'm a wreck without you! ''[stops crying]'' I know. If you come back, there'll be a new no-rules rule. You can do whatever you want, when you want. ''[runs up to the sofa and tears it up furiously]'' If you feel like rippin' the sofa, then you rip it up! ''[runs up to the litter box]'' And the litter box? Forget about it! ''[he dumps the litter on his head]'' The world is your litter box! ''[he runs to the fridge and opens it]'' And you don't even have to wait around for me to feed you anymore! 24-hour fridge access! ''[he takes a milk carton and drinks it]'' And you don't even have to use a bowl! ''[he runs to a giant carving of Squidward]'' And I know how much you like my prized drift wood carving of Squidward. ''[scratches at it]'' Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post! What do you think, Gary? Won't it be fun, Gary? ''[we see SpongeBob has carved Squidward into a heart]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Du... du... du... ''[cries]'' ty! ''[his tears make both of the bottles bubble up]'' Gary! Please come back, Gary! Please come home! I'm a wreck without you! ''[stops crying]'' I know! If you come back, there'll be a new no-rules rule. You can do whatever you want, when you want! ''[runs up to the sofa and tears it up furiously]'' If you feel like rippin' the sofa, then you rip it up! ''[runs up to the litter box]'' And the litter box? Forget about it! ''[he dumps the litter on his head]'' The world is your litter box! ''[he runs to the fridge and opens it]'' And you don't even have to wait around for me to feed you anymore! 24-hour fridge access! ''[he takes a milk carton and drinks it]'' And you don't even have to use a bowl! ''[he runs to a giant carving of Squidward]'' And I know how much you like my prized driftwood carving of Squidward. ''[scratches at it]'' Well, think of it as your own personal scratching post! What do you think, Gary? Won't it be fun, Gary? ''[we see SpongeBob has carved Squidward into a heart]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|How pathetic…}}
+{{L|Patrick|How pathetic.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Gary? ''[the heart breaks in half and one half hits him. The two walk to the laundry room]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[patronisingly]'' I'm sorry, SpongeBob. But Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it, SpongeBob, you're only hurting yourself. ''[he takes off his shorts and puts them in the machine; Gary crawls in after them]'' It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me. Right, Gary? Huh? ''[the two notice Gary is in the machine, nudging in Patrick's shorts]'' He only liked me for my shorts!}}