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 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, help!}}
 {{L|Crowd|Take his head off!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break? ''[both screaming as SpongeBob hits Patrick clear out of the stadium]'' Patrick! ''[SpongeBob's seahorse throws him out of the stadium]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't suppose now would be a good time to ask for a bathroom break! ''[both screaming as SpongeBob hits Patrick clear out of the stadium]'' Patrick! ''[SpongeBob's seahorse throws him out of the stadium]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[lands outside]'' Glad that's over. ''[SpongeBob lands on top of him]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[calvary riding towards SpongeBob & Patrick]'' Look, some employees from the restaurant came to help us.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[cavalry riding towards SpongeBob & Patrick]'' Look, some employees from the restaurant came to help us.}}
-{{L|Horseman|Arrest these traitors for committing the act of witchcraft from falling from the sky.}}
+{{L|Horseman|Arrest these traitors for committing the act of witchcraft by falling from the sky.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[touches the spears point]'' Whoa, they really go that extra mile for authenticity. Salutations my fellow knights.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[touches the spears point]'' Whoa, they really go that extra mile for authenticity. Salutations fellow knights.}}
-{{L|Horseman|Silence heathen. ''[slices SpongeBob's helmet in half]''}}
+{{L|Horseman|Silence, heathen! ''[slices SpongeBob's helmet in half]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Ah! I get the point. ''[both tossed in the dungeon]''}}
 {{L|Dungeon Master|Nighty night, ladies. You'll have many more in here.}}
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 {{L|Squidly|''[looks around confused]'' Does thou talketh to me?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Good one, Squidward. ''[imitates Squidly]'' Does thou talketh to me?}}
-{{L|Squidly|Scoth not, young squire. Thou hath mistaken me for another. I am Squidly, the king's royal fool. Or at least I was until I royally messed up.}}
+{{L|Squidly|Scoff not, young squire. Thou hast mistaken me for another. I am Squidly, the king's royal fool. Or at least I was until I royally messed up.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, what'd you do?}}
 {{L|Squidly|I'll show you. ♪I was the king's favorite fool. I made merry mirth and laughter. Then I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke and now I hang from ye ol' rafter.♪}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[stomach growls]'' What does a guy have to do get some mutton around here? I’m starving!}}
-{{L|Squidly|Don’t hold thy breath. We’ll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century.}}
+{{L|Squidly|Don’t hold thy breath! We’ll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|They sure do take their role-playing seriously around here. ''[explosion outside]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|What’s that?}}
 {{L|Squidly|♪The evil wizard's dragon is here. See the townsfolk scream with fear. See the townsfolk try to run. I can tell this won't be fun. The dragon will torch everything. Everything in the valley. Hospitals, schools, retirement homes, and even ye olde bowling alley.♪}}
 {{L|Citizen|Not the bowling alley! ''[dragon zaps bowling alley into dust. Citizen cries]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Knights, jesters, dragons, medieval bowling alleys, 12th century? Don’t you see, Patrick? We really are in medieval times.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Knights, jesters, dragons, medieval bowling alleys, 12th century? Don’t you see, Patrick? We really are in medieval times!}}
 {{L|Patick|Oh no, I think I left the water running at home!}}
 {{L|Dungeon Master|The king wants a word with you two.}}
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 {{L|King|Woe is me. Woe is me. Woe is me. What to do? What to do?}}
 {{L|Pearl|Father, what are thou going on about now?}}
-{{L|King|Oh, just the same ol’ thing dear daughter. It’s that evil Planktonimor. His insidious dragon’s destroyed half the kingdom. Soon, there’ll be no citizens to tax. Not one of me best knights have been able to defeat him. ''[has a stroke]''}}
+{{L|King|Oh, just the same ol’ thing dear daughter. It’s that wretched wizard Planktonimor. His insidious dragon’s destroyed half the kingdom. Soon, there’ll be no citizens to tax. Not one of me best knights have been able to defeat him. ''[has a stroke]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|Father, remember your blood pressure. You wouldn’t want another leech treatment, would you?}}
 {{L|Sluggo the Leech|Meow.}}