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 {{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? Tis the nefarious dark knight. ♪Oh dark knight Spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and will give to thee some...cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Dark knight?!}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' I asketh once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' I asketh once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I am SpongeBob and this is Patrick. ''[laughs nervously]'' We've been sent to rescue Princess Pearl from Planktonimor.}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have… ''[reveals self as medieval Sandy and speaks with a female voice]'' to get through me.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have''[reveals self as medieval Sandy and speaks with a female voice]'' to get through me!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Medieval Sandy! I know how to handle this. With a little karate. ''[both attack each other but SpongeBob swallows Sandy then spits her out into a rock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Medieval Sandy! I know how to handle this: With a little karate! ''[both attack each other but SpongeBob swallows Sandy then spits her out into a rock]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style my eyes have not yet seen.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I am bad, oh yeah! Whoo!}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Doth thou tryeth to insult me? Thou willst drink from the fountain of shame.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Doth thou tryeth to insult me? Thou willst drink from the fountain of shame!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Pssh, did you hear that Patrick? I told you she sings like a Squirrel. ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy. But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again but the Dark Knight pins SpongeBob against the rock]''}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight. Strike quick and true, noble sponge.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy… ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working. Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy…? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working. Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me kind & noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonimor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, karate! ''[karate chops Squidly in half]''}}
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 {{L|Dark Knight|Then let us forge on. Make way, heathens. Dark Knight coming through.}}
 {{L|Guard|State thy business, Dark Knight.}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonimor and I needeth to know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools. Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart. Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one taking away their every single last eyelash wish. ''[SpongeBob screams]''}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonimor and I needeth to know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools. Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart. Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one taking away their every single last eyelash wish! ''[SpongeBob screams]''}}
 {{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. ''[SpongeBob still screaming]'' Wait! Make a wish. ''[plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob. Posing as a frat and wee baby in ye ol' diapers did make it most believable.}}