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 {{L|Patrick|Me thinks it's mutton-tastic. ''[trumpet sounds]''}}
 {{L|Medieval Queen|Maurice, you're suppose to announce the jousting tournament!}}
-{{L|Medieval King|Good evening, fair patrons of medieval moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust. ''[SpongeBob & Patrick raise their hands]'' Oh, alright. It appears that the pink starfish and the yellow sponge are our lucky contestants tonight. Hoorah.}}
+{{L|Medieval King|Good evening, fair patrons of Medieval Moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust. ''[SpongeBob & Patrick raise their hands]'' Oh, alright. It appears that the pink starfish and the yellow sponge are our lucky contestants tonight. Hoorah.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Isn't this exciting, Patrick? To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up.}}
 {{L|Royal Henchman|You won't be watching the joust, you're in the joust.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Ah! I get the point. ''[both tossed in the dungeon]''}}
 {{L|Dungeon Master|Nighty night, ladies. You'll have many more in here.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Pat, these props sure are convincing. ''[both hear clarinet playing. A "Squidward" like creature wearing a medieval outfit is playing the clarinet]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Pat, these props sure are convincing. ''[both hear clarinet playing. Squidward's ancestor Squidly is playing the clarinet]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oh, blast this confounded instrument. If I never play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great-great- great grandson be cursed ten-fold.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, what are you doing here?}}
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 {{L|Squidly|Scoff not, young squire. Thou hast mistaken me for another. I am Squidly, the king's royal fool. Or at least I was until I royally messed up.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, what'd you do?}}
-{{L|Squidly|I'll show you. ♪I was the king's favorite fool. I made merry mirth and laughter. Then I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke and now I hang from ye ol' rafter.♪}}
+{{L|Squidly|I'll show you. ♪I was the king's favorite fool. I made merry mirth and laughter. Then I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke and now I hang from ye olde rafter.♪}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[stomach rumbles]'' What does a guy have to do get some mutton around here? I'm starving!}}
 {{L|Squidly|Don't hold thy breath! We'll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century!}}
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 {{L|King|Woe is me. Woe is me. Woe is me. What to do? What to do?}} (bawling)
 {{L|Pearl|Father, what are thou going on about now?}}
-{{L|King|Oh, just the same ol' thing dear daughter. It's that wretched wizard Planktonimor. His insidious dragon's destroyed half the kingdom. Soon, there'll be no citizens to tax. Not one of me best knights have been able to defeat him. ''[has a stroke]''}}
+{{L|King|Oh, just the same ol' thing dear daughter. It's that wretched wizard Planktonamor. His insidious dragon's destroyed half the kingdom. Soon, there'll be no citizens to tax. Not one of me best knights have been able to defeat him. ''[has a stroke]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|Father, remember your blood pressure. You wouldn't want another leech treatment, would you?}}
 {{L|Sluggo the Leech|Meow.}}
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 {{L|King|Guards, send these slanderers to the guillotine. ''[shown a guillotine that cuts a pineapple in half]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wait, you don't understand. We're not from here.}}
-{{L|King|That's because you're witches who were sent by Planktonimor to destroy me.}}
+{{L|King|That's because you're witches who were sent by Planktonamor to destroy me.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, we're time travelers. ''[King gets angry]'' Help me out here, Patrick.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm not sure that there's anything I can add at this point.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[struggles]'' A little heavy, isn't it? ''[drops the sword piercing through the blacksmiths chest]''}}
 {{L|Blacksmith|''[laughs]'' That's gonna need some stitches. Let me see what I else I got. ''[searches through a chest of weapons]'' Unfortunately, all I have in the way of light weaponry is this jellyfish net. ''[gives the net to SpongeBob]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That's perfect! ''[later SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidly are walking towards the castle of Lord Planktonimor]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's perfect! ''[later SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidly are walking towards the castle of Lord Planktonamor]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|We doth have a long journey ahead of us.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls a brown bag with grease out of his pocket]'' It's a good thing I packed us a lunch of delicious krabby patties.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls a brown bag with grease out of his pocket]'' It's a good thing I packed us a lunch of delicious Krabby Patties.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ooh!}}
-{{L|''[Spongebob puts the patty in the brown bag and back his pocket and Planktonimor sees the 3 heroes in the crystal ball]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the patty in the brown bag and back his pocket. Planktonamor sees the 3 heroes in the crystal ball]''}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonimor|''[looking through a crystal ball]'' This be the legendary prophecy? ''[laughs and Princess Pearl is tied up in rope]'' Oh, that be-eth a wretch. T'would almost insult me would it not be so funny.}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[looking through a crystal ball]'' This be the legendary prophecy? ''[laughs and Princess Pearl is tied up in rope]'' Oh, that be-eth a wretch. T'would almost insult me would it not be so funny.}}
-{{L|Karen|''[as crystal ball]'' Planktonimor, thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself.}}
+{{L|Karen the Crystal Ball|Planktonamor, thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonimor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy. ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King Krabs. ''[laughs then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy. ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King Krabs. ''[laughs then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' Halt, who goes there?}}
 {{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? Tis the nefarious dark knight. ♪Oh dark knight Spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and will give to thee some...cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Dark knight?!}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' I asketh once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I am SpongeBob and this is Patrick. ''[laughs nervously]'' We've been sent to rescue Princess Pearl from Planktonimor.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I am SpongeBob and this is Patrick. ''[laughs nervously]'' We've been sent to rescue Princess Pearl from Planktonamor.}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have''[reveals self as medieval Sandy and speaks with a female voice]'' to get through me!}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have''[reveals self as Medieval Sandy and speaks with a female voice]'' to get through me!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Medieval Sandy! I know how to handle this: With a little karate! ''[both attack each other but SpongeBob swallows Sandy then spits her out into a rock]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style my eyes have not yet seen.}}
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 {{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy…? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working. Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me kind & noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonimor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me kind & noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, karate! ''[karate chops Squidly in half]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oweth.}}
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 {{L|Dark Knight|Then let us forge on. Make way, heathens. Dark Knight coming through.}}
 {{L|Guard|State thy business, Dark Knight.}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonimor and I needeth to know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools. Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart. Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one taking away their every single last eyelash wish! ''[SpongeBob screams]''}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonamor and I needeth to know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools. Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart. Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one taking away their every single last eyelash wish! ''[SpongeBob screams]''}}
 {{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. ''[SpongeBob still screaming]'' Wait! Make a wish. ''[plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob. Posing as a frat and wee baby in ye ol' diapers did make it most believable.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you think we fooled them? ''[Pearl screams]'' Wait, that's Pearl. I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doophus.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you think we fooled them? ''[Pearl screams]'' Wait, that's Pearl. I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.}}
 {{L|Squidly|That be royal fool.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[running up the stairs followed by the rest of the group]'' Hang on, Pearl, we're coming to rescue you! ''[panting]'' We're a-comin. Almost there. Oh, dear Neptune.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonimor|Soon the King's village will be mine, mine, mine!! ''[Pearl screams]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Soon the King's village will be mine, mine, mine!! ''[Pearl screams]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[panting out of breath]'' Unhand her, you fiend!!}}
-{{L|Pearl|The prophecy is nie!}}
+{{L|Pearl|The prophecy is nigh!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|We're here to rescue you, Pearl. Whew! Can I get a glass of water?}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonimor|Sparkling or regular? Sike it!}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Sparkling or regular? ''[he tosses the waters away]'' Psycheth!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' You truly are the nastiest wizard in all of Bikini Bottom Shire. Prepare to be vanquished.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonimor|Bring it oneth, nave.}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Bring it oneth, knave.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he runs to attack Lord Planktonimor, he steps on him without knowing]'' What the…? Where…? Oh… ''[laughs and looks down at the squashed Lord Planktonimor.]'' I didn't see you. You're so tiny. ''[Plankton gets up and uses his magic on SpongeBob. But SpongeBob laughs]'' That tickles! Tiny powers! Tiny powers! ''[as Lord Planktonimor is zapping SpongeBob, the rest of the group frees Pearl but she crashes through the top]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he runs to attack Lord Planktonamor, he steps on him without knowing]'' What the…? Where…? Oh… ''[laughs and looks down at the squashed Lord Planktonamor.]'' I didn't see you. You're so tiny. ''[Plankton gets up and uses his magic on SpongeBob. But SpongeBob laughs]'' That tickles! Tiny powers! Tiny powers! ''[as Lord Planktonamor is zapping SpongeBob, the rest of the group frees Pearl but she crashes through the top]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|I be-eth ok.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonimor|''[SpongeBob gets zaps by dragon]'' Wow…huh? ''[notices dragon]'' Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy! ''[dragon chases them]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[SpongeBob gets zaps by dragon]'' Wow…huh? ''[notices dragon]'' Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy! ''[dragon chases them]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee. ♪There once was a dragon so handsome and smart, he let me go free for he had a big heart.♪ ''[dragon zaps him]'' Everyone be-eth a critic.}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Hi-ya!! ''[attacks dragon but dragon zaps her]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|No! No! No! ''[gets zapped]''}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonimor|Dead end for you, simpleton. ''[laughs]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Dead end for you, simpleton. ''[laughs]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute. ''[gets out the jellyfish net and captures the dragon]'' Wow, the boys back home will never believe this.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I'm right here and I don't believe it. ''[dragon zaps his way out of the net]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob & Patrick|No! No! No! No!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, I guess this is it, Pat.}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Hey, can we eat those krabby patties now?}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yeah. Hey, can we eat those Krabby Patties now?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Sure, buddy.}}
 {{L|''[SpongeBob takes the patties out and the Dragon Jellyfish sees the food and takes it]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[dragon takes the krabby patty, sniffs it, and eats it]'' Hey!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[dragon takes the Krabby Patty, sniffs it, and eats it]'' Hey!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick look! He's eating the krabby patties.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick look! He's eating the Krabby Patties.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Huh? No! No! No-o-o! The horror. The horror.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, it's a good thing.}}
 {{L|Patrick|It is?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Sure it is. Just listen to him purr. He loves that krabby patty.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Sure it is. Just listen to him purr. He loves that Krabby Patty.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonimor|For sooth. What be-eth going on here? Destroy them! Do it now or so help me.}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|For sooth. What be-eth going on here? Destroy them! Do it now or so help me.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Umm, I'd be more than happy to make you some more of those delicious krabby patties. ''[dragons zaps Planktonimor]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Umm, I'd be more than happy to make you some more of those delicious Krabby Patties. ''[dragons zaps Planktonamor]''}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonimor|Curses. You win.}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Curses. You win.}}
 {{L|Squidly|''[everyone is at a celebration]'' Make way. Thy king's heroes cometh through. ♪Hark! Ring the bell tis all ended well the dragon is vanquished the princess returned and only a few of us got badly burned!♪}}
-{{L|King|Order up! ''[flips burger so dragon catches it and eats it]'' Hmmm, I doth wonder if I could sell these, uhh, krabby patties. ''[laughs. Squidly plays his clarinet]''}}
+{{L|King|Order up! ''[flips burger so dragon catches it and eats it]'' Hmmm, I doth wonder if I could sell these, uhh, Krabby Patties. ''[laughs. Squidly plays his clarinet]''}}
 {{L|Citizen|Not that horrible noise.}}
 {{L|Citizen #2|Make it stop! ''[citizen #1 throws a rock through the clarinet which makes Squidly fall down causing the seahorses to launch SpongeBob & Patrick into the air and back down where it is now the present]''}}