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 {{L|Speaker|Welcome to Medieval Moments. You're just 20 wizard's paces away from swords, sorcery and bad hygiene. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick run in]''}}
 {{L|Henchman|Right this way, please.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse my good man, I believe thou meant to say "Righteth this wayeth". ''[both giggle]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, my good man, I believe thou meant to say "Righteth this wayeth". ''[both giggle]''}}
 {{L|Henchman|''[tempted to kill self but doesn't]'' Some day but not today.}}
 {{L|''[Inside castle]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|How's that mutton, Patrick?}}
-{{L|Patrick|Me thinks it's mutton-tastic. ''[trumpet sounds]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Methinks it's mutton-tastic. ''[trumpet sounds]''}}
 {{L|Medieval Queen|Maurice, you're suppose to announce the jousting tournament!}}
 {{L|Medieval King|Good evening, fair patrons of Medieval Moments. By royal decree, we ask that two audience members come forth and participate in the, uhh, royal joust. ''[SpongeBob and Patrick raise their hands]'' Oh, alright. It appears that the pink starfish and the yellow sponge are our lucky contestants tonight. Hoorah.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Isn't this exciting, Patrick? To think, we'll be watching the joust this close up.}}
 {{L|Royal Henchman|You won't be watching the joust, you're in the joust.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Pat, do you know how to ride a seahorse.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pat, do you know how to ride a seahorse?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Nuh-uh. ''[seahorses gallop on opposite sides of the stadium]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Mr seahorse, sir, you're gentle on beginners, aren't you? ''[seahorse rides towards Patrick]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Seahorse, sir, you're gentle on beginners, aren't you? ''[seahorse rides towards Patrick]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|SpongeBob, help!}}
 {{L|Crowd|Take his head off!}}
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 {{L|Dungeon Master|Nighty night, ladies. You'll have many more in here.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Gee, Pat, these props sure are convincing. ''[both hear clarinet playing. Squidward's ancestor Squidly is playing the clarinet]''}}
-{{L|Squidly|Oh, blast this confounded instrument. If I never play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great-great- great grandson be cursed ten-fold.}}
+{{L|Squidly|Oh, blast this confounded instrument. If I never play with ease, may my own great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson be cursed ten-fold.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Squidward, what are you doing here?}}
-{{L|Squidly|''[looks around confused]'' Does thou talketh to me?}}
+{{L|Squidly|''[looks around confused]'' Dost thou talketh to me?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Good one, Squidward. ''[imitates Squidly]'' Does thou talketh to me?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' Good one, Squidward. ''[imitates Squidly]'' "Dost thou talketh to me?"  ''[laughs]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Scoff not, young squire. Thou hast mistaken me for another. I am Squidly, the king's royal fool. Or at least I was until I royally messed up.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, what'd you do?}}
-{{L|Squidly|I'll show you. ♪I was the king's favorite fool. I made merry mirth and laughter. Then I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke and now I hang from ye olde rafter.♪}}
+{{L|Squidly|I'll show you. ♪I was the king's favorite fool. I made merry mirth and laughter. Then I told one bad joke and the king had a stroke, now I hang from ye olde rafter.♪}}
 {{L|Patrick|''[stomach rumbles]'' What does a guy have to do get some mutton around here? I'm starving!}}
 {{L|Squidly|Don't hold thy breath! We'll be lucky if we get fed again by the 12th century!}}
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 {{L|Squidly|''[nods]'' Absolutely. ''[plays clarinet]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[stops Squidly]'' Squidly, uhh, maybe you should wait for the king to hear that.}}
-{{L|Squidly|Suit thineselves. Thou does not knowest what thou art missing.}}
+{{L|Squidly|Suit thineselves. Thou dost not knowest what thou art missing.}}
 {{L|King|''[bawling]'' Woe is me. Woe is me. Woe is me. What to do? What to do?}}
-{{L|Pearl|Father, what are thou going on about now?}}
+{{L|Pearl|Father, what art thou going on about now?}}
 {{L|King|Oh, just the same ol' thing dear daughter. It's that wretched wizard Planktonamor. His insidious dragon's destroyed half the kingdom. Soon, there'll be no citizens to tax. Not one of me best knights have been able to defeat him. ''[has a stroke]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|Father, remember your blood pressure. You wouldn't want another leech treatment, would you?}}
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 {{L|Squidly|If your majesty may be so kind, I think I have a song that will answer all your questions.}}
 {{L|King|Ohh, alright, alright. But this is your last chance, fool.}}
-{{L|Squidly|Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. You won't be disappointed. ♪Oh hear me king for I must sing, how you are the greatest at everything. Like letting a dragon burn down our city, a horrible sight that wasn't pretty. Twas all your fault and tis a pity, you are bad you are to blame, now hang your kingly head in shame ''[Squidly shakes his butt and SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]'' La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
+{{L|Squidly|Oh, thank you sir. Thank you. You won't be disappointed. ♪Oh hear me king for I must sing, how you are the greatest at everything. Like letting a dragon burn down our city, a horrible sight that wasn't pretty. 'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity, you are bad, you are to blame, now hang your kingly head in shame. ''[Squidly shakes his butt and SpongeBob and Patrick giggle]'' La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
 {{L|Squidly, SpongeBob, and Patrick|♪The king is bad, the king's to blame, he hangs his kingly head in shame. La la la la la la la la la la la!♪}}
 {{L|King|Guards, send these slanderers to the guillotine. ''[shown a guillotine that cuts a pineapple in half]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|I'm not sure that there's anything I can add at this point.}}
 {{L|King|Ok, I'm through playing around. Guards! ''[gives the signal for their beheading]''}}
-{{L|Pearl|Father, you must spare me. Has thou forgotten about the prophecy.}}
+{{L|Pearl|Father, you must spare them. Hast thou forgotten about the prophecy.}}
 {{L|King|What prophecy?}}
-{{L|Pearl|The one above your head.}}
+{{L|Pearl|The one right above your head.}}
 {{L|King|How long has that been there?}}
-{{L|Pearl|The story tells of two brave knights who fall from the sky. And are sent by the king to rid the lamenting town of the evil dragon controlled by the one-eyed wizard. Father, don't you get it? It's them. These strangers have come to rescue us, like in the prophecy. ''[dragon breaks through the wall]''}}
+{{L|Pearl|The story tells of two brave knights who fall from the sky, and are sent by the king to rid the lamenting town of the evil dragon controlled by the one-eyed wizard. Father, don't you get it? It's them. These strangers have come to rescue us, like in the prophecy. ''[dragon breaks through the wall]''}}
 {{L|King|How dare you defile my house, demon! ''[dragon zaps King Krabs and grabs Princess Pearl]'' Princess Pearl! I'm coming Pearl. Prepare to meet thy maker, foul beast. ''[dragon flicks King Krabs away]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[at the guillotine]'' Well, I guess this is it, Patrick.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I guess so. I'm gonna miss you, SpongeBob. ''[crying]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I'll miss you too, buddy. ''[sobbing (both sobbing) as King Krabs crashes into the guillotine, breaking it. Dragon takes Pearl away]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'll miss you too, buddy. ''[both sobbing as King Krabs crashes into the guillotine, breaking it. Dragon takes Pearl away]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|Daddy, help!}}
 {{L|King|Pearl! ''[cries]'' Can no one stop this madness? ''[sun shines on SpongeBob and Patrick]'' You two, my apologies. ''[kisses their feet]'' Most noble and valiant warriors.}}
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 {{L|King|Well, of course, you're the chosen ones. Huh, what's this? A lost piece of the prophecy? Hmmm…}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Lemme guess, more praise for our heroic stature?}}
-{{L|King|Actually, it says I'm suppose to kick you out of here.}}
+{{L|King|Actually, it says I'm supposed to kick you out of here.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Say no more, your majesty. Us manly knights are so manly, we kick ourselves out of places. Come on, Patrick! ''[kicks self out]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Say no more, your majesty. Us manly knights are so manly, we kick ourselves out of places. Come on, Patrick! ''[kicks himself out]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Look out trouble! ''[kicks self out]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Look out trouble! ''[kicks himself out]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Well, so much for their company. ''[plays clarinet]''}}
 {{L|King|On second thought, you better go with 'em. They could use the entertainment.}}
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 {{L|Patrick|''[holding a helmet]'' This is awesome. ''[puts helmet over his already worn helmet]'' Hey, SpongeBob, get out here! ''[SpongeBob walks out standing on metal legs and wearing a big protective helmet]'' Whoa, SpongeBob you look incredible.}}
 {{L|Blacksmith|And now for the piece de resistance. ''[welds a sword for SpongeBob]'' Your sword, brave knight. Hand-forged from anodized dragon's skin. It is truly a weapon worthy of a knight of your stature.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggles]'' A little heavy, isn't it? ''[drops the sword piercing through the blacksmiths chest]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[struggles]'' A little heavy, isn't it? ''[drops the sword, which pierces through the blacksmith's chest]''}}
 {{L|Blacksmith|''[laughs]'' That's gonna need some stitches. Let me see what I else I got. ''[searches through a chest of weapons]'' Unfortunately, all I have in the way of light weaponry is this jellyfish net. ''[gives the net to SpongeBob]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's perfect! ''[later SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidly are walking towards the castle of Lord Planktonamor]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls a brown bag with grease out of his pocket]'' It's a good thing I packed us a lunch of delicious Krabby Patties.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ooh!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the patty in the brown bag and back his pocket. Planktonamor sees the 3 heroes in the crystal ball]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the patties in the brown bag and back in his pocket. Planktonamor sees the 3 heroes in the crystal ball]''}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[looking through a crystal ball]'' This be the legendary prophecy? ''[laughs and Princess Pearl is tied up in rope]'' Oh, that be-eth a wretch. T'would almost insult me would it not be so funny.}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[looking through a crystal ball]'' This be the legendary prophecy? ''[laughs and Princess Pearl is tied up in rope]'' Oh, that be-eth rich. 'Twould almost insult me were it not so funny.}}
 {{L|Karen the Crystal Ball|Planktonamor, thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself.}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy. ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King Krabs. ''[laughs then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' Halt, who goes there?}}
-{{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? Tis the nefarious dark knight. ♪Oh dark knight Spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and will give to thee some...cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
+{{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? 'Tis the nefarious dark knight. ♪Oh dark knight, spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and I will give to thee some...cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Dark knight?!}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' I asketh once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|I am bad, oh yeah! Whoo!}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Doth thou tryeth to insult me? Thou willst drink from the fountain of shame!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Pssh, did you hear that Patrick? I told you she thinks like a squirrel. ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy. But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again but the Dark Knight pins SpongeBob against the rock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pssh, did you hear that Patrick? I told you she thinks like a squirrel. ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched. He laughs]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy. But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again but the Dark Knight pins SpongeBob against the rock]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy…? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working. Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me kind and noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me kind and noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude, for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, karate! ''[karate chops Squidly in half]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oweth.}}
-{{L|Henchman|Your majesty! Your majesty! A scroll hath arrive for thee.}}
+{{L|Henchman|Your majesty! Your majesty! A scroll hath arrived for thee.}}
 {{L|King|Thou must hand over thy village and thy throne or thy daughter shall be dipped into a cauldron of lava?! Pearl!! ''[Pearl screams]''}}
-{{L|Squidly|That be the shriek of the fair Princess. ♪Hark the Princess she screams from the tower, by the sound of her shrieks this is her final hour.♪}}
+{{L|Squidly|That be the shriek of the fair Princess. ♪Hark, the Princess, she screams from the tower, by the sound of her shrieks this is her final hour.♪}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Then time be of the essence. Doth we all remember thy plan?}}
 {{L|Patrick|No, uhh, I mean yes. Yes! That's what I said, heh. Yes.}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Then let us forge on. Make way, heathens. Dark Knight coming through.}}
 {{L|Guard|State thy business, Dark Knight.}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonamor and I needeth to know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools. Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart. Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one taking away their every single last eyelash wish! ''[SpongeBob screams]''}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonamor and I needeth know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools. Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart? Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one, taking away their every single last eyelash wish! ''[SpongeBob screams]''}}
-{{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. ''[SpongeBob still screaming]'' Wait! Make a wish. ''[plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes]''}}
+{{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. ''[SpongeBob still screaming]'' Halt! Make a wish. ''[plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes]''}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob. Posing as a frat and wee baby in ye ol' diapers did make it most believable.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob. Posing as a frightened wee babe in ye ol' diapers did make it most believable.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you think we fooled them? ''[Pearl screams]'' Wait, that's Pearl. I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.}}
 {{L|Squidly|That be royal fool.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[running up the stairs followed by the rest of the group]'' Hang on, Pearl, we're coming to rescue you! ''[panting]'' We're a-comin. Almost there. Oh, dear Neptune.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[running up the stairs followed by the rest of the group]'' Hang on, Pearl, we're coming to rescue you! ''[panting]'' We're a-comin'. Almost there. Oh, dear Neptune.}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Soon the King's village will be mine, mine, mine! ''[Pearl screams]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[panting out of breath]'' Unhand her, you fiend!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[as he runs to attack Lord Planktonamor, he steps on him without knowing]'' What the…? Where…? Oh… ''[laughs and looks down at the squashed Lord Planktonamor.]'' I didn't see you. You're so tiny. ''[Plankton gets up and uses his magic on SpongeBob. But SpongeBob laughs]'' That tickles! Tiny powers! Tiny powers! ''[as Lord Planktonamor is zapping SpongeBob, the rest of the group frees Pearl but she crashes through the top]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|I be-eth ok.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[SpongeBob gets zaps by dragon]'' Wow…huh? ''[notices dragon]'' Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy! ''[dragon chases them]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[SpongeBob gets zapped by the dragon]'' Wow…huh? ''[notices dragon]'' Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy! ''[dragon chases them]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee. ♪There once was a dragon so handsome and smart, he let me go free for he had a big heart.♪ ''[dragon zaps him]'' Everyone be-eth a critic.}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Hi-ya! ''[attacks dragon but dragon zaps her]''}}
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 {{L|Patrick|It is?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Sure it is. Just listen to him purr. He loves that Krabby Patty.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonamor|For sooth. What be-eth going on here? Destroy them! Do it now or so help me.}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Forsooth. What be-eth going on here? Destroy them! Do it now or so help me.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Umm, I'd be more than happy to make you some more of those delicious Krabby Patties. ''[dragons zaps Planktonamor]''}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Curses. You win.}}
-{{L|Squidly|''[everyone is at a celebration]'' Make way. Thy king's heroes cometh through. ♪Hark! Ring the bell tis all ended well the dragon is vanquished the princess returned and only a few of us got badly burned!♪}}
+{{L|Squidly|''[everyone is at a celebration]'' Make way. Thy king's heroes cometh through. ♪Hark! Ring the bell, 'tis all ended well! The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned, and only a few of us got badly burned!♪}}
 {{L|King|Order up! ''[flips burger so dragon catches it and eats it]'' Hmmm, I doth wonder if I could sell these, uhh, Krabby Patties. ''[laughs. Squidly plays his clarinet]''}}
 {{L|Citizen|Not that horrible noise.}}
-{{L|Citizen #2|Make it stop! ''[citizen #1 throws a rock through the clarinet which makes Squidly fall down causing the seahorses to launch SpongeBob and Patrick into the air and back down where it is now the present]''}}
+{{L|Citizen #2|Make it stop! ''[citizen #1 throws a rock through the clarinet, which makes Squidly fall down, causing the seahorses to launch SpongeBob and Patrick into the air and back down where it is now the present]''}}
 {{L|Medieval Queen|Hey kid, are you ok? That was some fall you had.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I guess I shouldn't have agitated that seahorse. That was some dream, huh, Patrick? Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Try telling that to Squidly. ''[Patrick squished Squidly into an accordion]''}}