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 {{L|Henchman|Right this way, please.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Excuse me, my good man, I believe thou meant to say "Righteth this wayeth". ''[both giggle]''}}
-{{L|Henchman|''[tempted to kill self but doesn't]'' Some day but not today.}}
+{{L|Henchman|''[tempted to kill himself, but doesn't]'' Some day but not today.}}
 {{L|''[Inside castle]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|How's that mutton, Patrick?}}
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 {{L|King|How long has that been there?}}
 {{L|Pearl|The story tells of two brave knights who fall from the sky, and are sent by the king to rid the lamenting town of the evil dragon controlled by the one-eyed wizard. Father, don't you get it? It's them. These strangers have come to rescue us, like in the prophecy. ''[dragon breaks through the wall]''}}
-{{L|King|How dare you defile my house, demon! ''[dragon zaps King Krabs and grabs Princess Pearl]'' Princess Pearl! I'm coming Pearl. Prepare to meet thy maker, foul beast. ''[dragon flicks King Krabs away]''}}
+{{L|King|How dare you defile my house, demon! ''[dragon zaps King Krabs and grabs Princess Pearl]'' Princess Pearl! I'm coming, Pearl. Prepare to meet thy maker, foul beast. ''[dragon flicks King Krabs away]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[at the guillotine]'' Well, I guess this is it, Patrick.}}
 {{L|Patrick|I guess so. I'm gonna miss you, SpongeBob. ''[crying]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I'll miss you too, buddy. ''[both sobbing as King Krabs crashes into the guillotine, breaking it. Dragon takes Pearl away]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I'll miss you, too, buddy. ''[both sobbing as King Krabs crashes into the guillotine, breaking it. Dragon takes Pearl away]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|Daddy, help!}}
 {{L|King|Pearl! ''[cries]'' Can no one stop this madness? ''[sun shines on SpongeBob and Patrick]'' You two, my apologies. ''[kisses their feet]'' Most noble and valiant warriors.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Lemme guess, more praise for our heroic stature?}}
 {{L|King|Actually, it says I'm supposed to kick you out of here.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Say no more, your majesty. Us manly knights are so manly, we kick ourselves out of places. Come on, Patrick! ''[kicks himself out]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Say no more, Your Majesty. Us manly knights are so manly, we kick ourselves out of places. Come on, Patrick! ''[kicks himself out]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Look out trouble! ''[kicks himself out]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Well, so much for their company. ''[plays clarinet]''}}
 {{L|King|On second thought, you better go with 'em. They could use the entertainment.}}
 {{L|Squidly|Have it your way.}}
-{{L|King|Good luck strange ones!}}
+{{L|King|Good luck, strange ones!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidly are now walking down the road]'' I know we're a prophecy and all, but I don't think we can stop the dragon with our bare hands.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah, we need some gloves.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|We just wanted to buy some armor.}}
 {{L|Blacksmith|Well, why didn't you just say that? ''[lets SpongeBob go]'' Hmmm, I've got just the thing for you.}}
-{{L|Patrick|''[holding a helmet]'' This is awesome. ''[puts helmet over his already worn helmet]'' Hey, SpongeBob, get out here! ''[SpongeBob walks out standing on metal legs and wearing a big protective helmet]'' Whoa, SpongeBob you look incredible.}}
+{{L|Patrick|''[holding a helmet]'' This is awesome. ''[puts the helmet over his already worn helmet]'' Hey, SpongeBob, get out here! ''[SpongeBob walks out standing on metal legs and wearing a big protective helmet]'' Whoa, SpongeBob, you look incredible.}}
 {{L|Blacksmith|And now for the piece de resistance. ''[welds a sword for SpongeBob]'' Your sword, brave knight. Hand-forged from anodized dragon's skin. It is truly a weapon worthy of a knight of your stature.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[struggles]'' A little heavy, isn't it? ''[drops the sword, which pierces through the blacksmith's chest]''}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[pulls a brown bag with grease out of his pocket]'' It's a good thing I packed us a lunch of delicious Krabby Patties.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Ooh!}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the patties in the brown bag and back in his pocket. Planktonamor sees the 3 heroes in the crystal ball]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob puts the patties in the brown bag and back in his pocket. Planktonamor sees the three heroes in the crystal ball]''}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[looking through a crystal ball]'' This be the legendary prophecy? ''[laughs and Princess Pearl is tied up in rope]'' Oh, that be-eth rich. 'Twould almost insult me were it not so funny.}}
 {{L|Karen the Crystal Ball|Planktonamor, thou art cocky and overly confident with thyself.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy. ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King Krabs. ''[laughs then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Trusteth in me, Karen. I doth knowest what I am doing. Come hither, boy. ''[dragon appears]'' Deliver my demands onto his majesty, King Krabs. ''[laughs, then coughs. SpongeBob, Squidly, and Patrick all head to the bridge to stop the evil wizard, but a Dark Knight blocks their path]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' Halt, who goes there?}}
-{{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? 'Tis the nefarious dark knight. ♪Oh dark knight, spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and I will give to thee some...cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
+{{L|Squidly|Doth my eyes betray me? 'Tis the nefarious dark knight. ♪Oh, dark knight, spare us please, don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. Pray take these two and let me go free and I will give to thee some...cheese! ''[cow makes sounds]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|Dark knight?!}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' I asketh once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I am SpongeBob and this is Patrick. ''[laughs nervously]'' We've been sent to rescue Princess Pearl from Planktonamor.}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have''[reveals self as Medieval Sandy and speaks with a female voice]'' to get through me!}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have ''[reveals herself as Medieval Sandy and speaks with a female voice]'' to get through me!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Medieval Sandy! I know how to handle this: With a little karate! ''[both attack each other but SpongeBob swallows Sandy then spits her out into a rock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Medieval Sandy! I know how to handle this: With a little karate! ''[both attack each other, but SpongeBob swallows Sandy then spits her out into a rock]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style my eyes have not yet seen.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I am bad, oh yeah! Whoo!}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Doth thou tryeth to insult me? Thou willst drink from the fountain of shame!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Pssh, did you hear that Patrick? I told you she thinks like a squirrel. ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched. He laughs]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy. But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again but the Dark Knight pins SpongeBob against the rock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pssh, did you hear that, Patrick? I told you she thinks like a squirrel. ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched. He laughs]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy. But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight, but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again, but the Dark Knight pins him against the rock]''}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob, it turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy…? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working. Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel, but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy…? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working. Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me kind and noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude, for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me, kind and noble sponge. And unto thee, I owe a debt of gratitude, for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, karate! ''[karate chops Squidly in half]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oweth.}}
-{{L|Henchman|Your majesty! Your majesty! A scroll hath arrived for thee.}}
+{{L|Henchman|Your Majesty! Your Majesty! A scroll hath arrived for thee.}}
-{{L|King|Thou must hand over thy village and thy throne or thy daughter shall be dipped into a cauldron of lava?! Pearl!! ''[Pearl screams]''}}
+{{L|King Krabs|Thou must hand over thy village and thy throne or thy daughter shall be dipped into a cauldron of lava?! Pearl!! ''[Pearl screams]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|That be the shriek of the fair Princess. ♪Hark, the Princess, she screams from the tower, by the sound of her shrieks this is her final hour.♪}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Then time be of the essence. Doth we all remember thy plan?}}
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 {{L|Guard|State thy business, Dark Knight.}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|These village idiots are conspirators against Master Planktonamor and I needeth know which form of torture thy master wishes upon these wretched fools. Do I have their limbs tied to horses and swiftly yanked apart? Rip! Or pluck each individual eyelash one by one, taking away their every single last eyelash wish! ''[SpongeBob screams]''}}
-{{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. ''[SpongeBob still screaming]'' Halt! Make a wish. ''[plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes]''}}
+{{L|Guard|Very well, Dark Knight. Entrance be granted. ''[SpongeBob is still screaming]'' Halt! Make a wish. ''[plucks one of SpongeBob's eyelashes]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob. Posing as a frightened wee babe in ye ol' diapers did make it most believable.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, you think we fooled them? ''[Pearl screams]'' Wait, that's Pearl. I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.}}
 {{L|Squidly|That be royal fool.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[running up the stairs followed by the rest of the group]'' Hang on, Pearl, we're coming to rescue you! ''[panting]'' We're a-comin'. Almost there. Oh, dear Neptune.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Soon the King's village will be mine, mine, mine! ''[Pearl screams]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|Soon, the King's village will be mine, mine, mine! ''[Pearl screams]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[panting out of breath]'' Unhand her, you fiend!}}
 {{L|Pearl|The prophecy is nigh!}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' You truly are the nastiest wizard in all of Bikini Bottomshire. Prepare to be vanquished.}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Bring it oneth, knave.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he runs to attack Lord Planktonamor, he steps on him without knowing]'' What the…? Where…? Oh… ''[laughs and looks down at the squashed Lord Planktonamor.]'' I didn't see you. You're so tiny. ''[Plankton gets up and uses his magic on SpongeBob. But SpongeBob laughs]'' That tickles! Tiny powers! Tiny powers! ''[as Lord Planktonamor is zapping SpongeBob, the rest of the group frees Pearl but she crashes through the top]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[as he runs to attack Lord Planktonamor, he steps on him without knowing]'' What the…? Where…? Oh… ''[laughs and looks down at the squashed Lord Planktonamor.]'' I didn't see you. You're so tiny. ''[Plankton gets up and uses his magic on SpongeBob. But SpongeBob laughs]'' That tickles! Tiny powers! Tiny powers! ''[as Lord Planktonamor is zapping SpongeBob, the rest of the group frees Pearl, but she crashes through the top]''}}
 {{L|Pearl|I be-eth ok.}}
-{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[SpongeBob gets zapped by the dragon]'' Wow…huh? ''[notices dragon]'' Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy! ''[dragon chases them]''}}
+{{L|Lord Planktonamor|''[SpongeBob gets zapped by the dragon]'' Wow… huh? ''[notices dragon]'' Yes! Yes! Sicketh them boy! ''[dragon chases them]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee. ♪There once was a dragon so handsome and smart, he let me go free for he had a big heart.♪ ''[dragon zaps him]'' Everyone be-eth a critic.}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Hi-ya! ''[attacks dragon but dragon zaps her]''}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Hi-ya! ''[attacks dragon, but the dragon zaps her]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|No! No! No! ''[gets zapped]''}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Dead end for you, simpleton. ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a minute. ''[gets out the jellyfish net and captures the dragon]'' Wow, the boys back home will never believe this.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wait a second. ''[gets out the jellyfish net and captures the dragon]'' Wow, the boys back home will never believe this.}}
-{{L|Patrick|I'm right here and I don't believe it. ''[dragon zaps his way out of the net]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|I'm right here and I don't believe it. ''[the dragon zaps his way out of the net]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob and Patrick|No! No! No! No!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Well, I guess this is it, Pat.}}
 {{L|Patrick|Yeah. Hey, can we eat those Krabby Patties now?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Sure, buddy.}}
-{{L|''[SpongeBob takes the patties out and the Dragon Jellyfish sees the food and takes it]''}}
+{{L|''[SpongeBob takes a Krabby Patty out.]''}}
-{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[dragon takes the Krabby Patty, sniffs it, and eats it]'' Hey!}}
+{{L|Patrick|Yay! ''[the dragon sees the Krabby Patty, sniffs it and takes takes it]'' Hey!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick look! He's eating the Krabby Patties.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Patrick, look! He's eating the Krabby Patty.}}
+{{L|''[The dragon sniffs the Krabby Patty and eats it.]''}}
 {{L|Patrick|Huh? No! No! No-o-o! The horror. The horror.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|No, Patrick, it's a good thing.}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Sure it is. Just listen to him purr. He loves that Krabby Patty.}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Forsooth. What be-eth going on here? Destroy them! Do it now or so help me.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Umm, I'd be more than happy to make you some more of those delicious Krabby Patties. ''[dragons zaps Planktonamor]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Umm, I'd be more than happy to make you some more of those delicious Krabby Patties. ''[the dragon finally zaps Planktonamor]''}}
 {{L|Lord Planktonamor|Curses. You win.}}
 {{L|Squidly|''[everyone is at a celebration]'' Make way. Thy king's heroes cometh through. ♪Hark! Ring the bell, 'tis all ended well! The dragon is vanquished, the princess returned, and only a few of us got badly burned!♪}}
-{{L|King|Order up! ''[flips burger so dragon catches it and eats it]'' Hmmm, I doth wonder if I could sell these, uhh, Krabby Patties. ''[laughs. Squidly plays his clarinet]''}}
+{{L|King|Order up! ''[flips burger so the dragon catches it and eats it]'' Hmmm, I doth wonder if I could sell these, uhh, Krabby Patties. ''[laughs. Squidly plays his clarinet]''}}
 {{L|Citizen|Not that horrible noise.}}
 {{L|Citizen #2|Make it stop! ''[citizen #1 throws a rock through the clarinet, which makes Squidly fall down, causing the seahorses to launch SpongeBob and Patrick into the air and back down where it is now the present]''}}
-{{L|Medieval Queen|Hey kid, are you ok? That was some fall you had.}}
+{{L|Medieval Queen|Hey, kid, are you okay? That was some fall you had.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, I guess I shouldn't have agitated that seahorse. That was some dream, huh, Patrick? Patrick?}}
 {{L|Patrick|Try telling that to Squidly. ''[Patrick squished Squidly into an accordion]''}}