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 {{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' I ask you once more. Before I rip thee limb from limb, reveal thyself!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|I am SpongeBob and this is Patrick. ''[laughs nervously]'' We've been sent to rescue Princess Pearl from Planktonamor.}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|''[dark male voice]'' If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have ''[reveals herself as Medieval Sandy and speaks with a female voice]'' to get through me!}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|''[Deleted scene's dialogue of Female Voice]'' Planktonamor's tower be across this bridge that I do guard! ''[dark male voice]'' If thou wishes to get across, thou willst have ''[reveals herself as Medieval Sandy and speaks with a female voice]'' to get through me!}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps]'' Medieval Sandy! I know how to handle this: With a little karate! ''[both attack each other, but SpongeBob swallows Sandy then spits her out into a rock]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style my eyes have not yet seen.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I am bad! Oh, yeah! Whoo!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I am bad! Oh, yeah! Whoo! (Deleted Scene) And now, I'm taking names! Sign-up's over here.}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Doth thou tryeth to insult me? Thou willst drink from the fountain of shame!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Pssh, did you hear that, Patrick? I told you she zings like a squirrel. ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched. He laughs]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy! But can you handle my feet of fury? ''[attacks Dark Knight, but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again, but the Dark Knight pins him against the rock]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pssh, did you hear that, Patrick? I told you she zings like a squirrel. ''[Dark Knight destroys the armor and throws SpongeBob into a rock. SpongeBob ends up having his legs and arms switched. He laughs]'' Good one, Medieval Sandy! But can you handle my feet of fury?! ''[attacks Dark Knight, but the Dark Knight jumps out of the way as SpongeBob bounces off the rock and into Dark Knight sending her into the other rock. SpongeBob attacks her again, but the Dark Knight pins him against the rock]''}}
-{{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down? ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob, it turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
+{{L|Dark Knight|Wouldst thou like a little rub down?! ''[as she is rubbing SpongeBob, it turns into dust causing the Dark Knight to cough. SpongeBob appears normal again and karate chops the Dark Knight]'' You have bested me, yellow knight... (Deleted Scene) Let me meet my end as bravely as I have lived my life! Strike quick and true, noble sponge...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel, but with the crosses for eyes]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy...? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working! Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I don't understand a word you just said! ''[laughs. Dark Knight turns into a real live action squirrel, but with the crosses for eyes as dead]'' Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good. Sandy? Sandy...? ''[screen turns black then water is thrown onto the Dark Knight]'' Patrick, it's working! Do it again. ''[Patrick gathers spit and spits it upon her]''}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Thou hath spared me, kind and noble sponge. And to thee, I owe a debt of gratitude, for I will follow you on your quest to defeat Planktonamor and learn a trifle of that karate.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, karate! ''[karate chops Squidly in half]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|Oweth.}}
 {{L|Henchman|Your Majesty! Your Majesty! A scroll hath arrived for thee!}}
-{{L|King Krabs|Thou must hand over thy village and thy throne or thy daughter shall be dipped into a cauldron of lava?! Pearl! ''[Pearl screams]''}}
+{{L|King Krabs|(Deleted Scene) To thee, Royal King Krabs. Thou must hand over thy village and thy throne or thy daughter shall be dipped into a cauldron of lava?! Pearl! ''[Pearl screams]''}}
 {{L|Squidly|That be the shriek of the fair Princess! ♪Hark, the Princess, she screams from the tower, by the sound of her shrieks this is her final hour.♪}}
 {{L|Dark Knight|Then time be of the essence. Doth we all remember thy plan?}}